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How are you celebrating Sand Negro History Month?

Blowing yourself up in a crowded kindergarten
3 (27.3%)
Paying a gang to kill your niece because she showed her ankles in public
0 (0%)
Shouting "Death to Yahuds" into a bullhorn in Times Square
0 (0%)
Making romantic weekend spa reservations for you and your favorite she-camel
1 (9.1%)
Other
7 (63.6%)

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Offline Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks

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How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
« on: March 31, 2014, 08:29:43 PM »
Self-explanatory...


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Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
« Reply #1 on: March 31, 2014, 08:41:44 PM »
Going to go behead people.
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.   ד  עֹזְבֵי תוֹרָה, יְהַלְלוּ רָשָׁע;    וְשֹׁמְרֵי תוֹרָה, יִתְגָּרוּ בָם
4 They that forsake the law praise the wicked; but such as keep the law contend with them.

ה  אַנְשֵׁי-רָע, לֹא-יָבִינוּ מִשְׁפָּט;    וּמְבַקְשֵׁי יְהוָה, יָבִינוּ כֹל.   
5 Evil men understand not justice; but they that seek the LORD understand all things.

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Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
« Reply #2 on: March 31, 2014, 09:01:13 PM »
Hillarious as always!

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Offline Tag-MehirTzedek

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Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
« Reply #3 on: March 31, 2014, 09:33:59 PM »
Oooo fun.

 
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.   ד  עֹזְבֵי תוֹרָה, יְהַלְלוּ רָשָׁע;    וְשֹׁמְרֵי תוֹרָה, יִתְגָּרוּ בָם
4 They that forsake the law praise the wicked; but such as keep the law contend with them.

ה  אַנְשֵׁי-רָע, לֹא-יָבִינוּ מִשְׁפָּט;    וּמְבַקְשֵׁי יְהוָה, יָבִינוּ כֹל.   
5 Evil men understand not justice; but they that seek the LORD understand all things.

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Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
« Reply #4 on: March 31, 2014, 11:26:50 PM »
All the mudrat ladies are trying to win a date with the gangster goat, so I'll come in and scoop up the ones that are too hairy for him.

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Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2014, 01:10:30 AM »
Yes! I'm smacking my goat already!
April is supposed to be Jewish heritage week or month. I forget.
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Offline Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks

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Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2014, 01:45:23 AM »
Quote from: angryChineseKahanist on April 01, 2014, 01:10:30 AM
Yes! I'm smacking my goat already!
April is supposed to be Jewish heritage week or month. I forget.
No, that is May.
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Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2014, 02:16:33 AM »
I brought a new Hookah for my Imam...

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Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2014, 02:17:49 AM »
Quote from: muman613 on April 01, 2014, 02:16:33 AM
I brought a new Hookah for my Imam...


Very kind and generous of you; what's in the hookah?
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Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2014, 02:18:31 AM »
Quote from: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on April 01, 2014, 02:17:49 AM
Very kind and generous of you; what's in the hookah?

Lebanese, of course...
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You shall make yourself the Festival of Sukkoth for seven days, when you gather in [the produce] from your threshing floor and your vat.And you shall rejoice in your Festival-you, and your son, and your daughter, and your manservant, and your maidservant, and the Levite, and the stranger, and the orphan, and the widow, who are within your cities
Duet 16:13-14

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Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
« Reply #10 on: April 01, 2014, 02:35:35 AM »
Quote from: muman613 on April 01, 2014, 02:18:31 AM
Lebanese, of course...
Lebanese what, tobacco? Something else?
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Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
« Reply #11 on: April 01, 2014, 02:53:30 AM »
Quote from: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on April 01, 2014, 02:35:35 AM
Lebanese what, tobacco? Something else?

Something else goes best with my Imam's Hookah...

But of course I would not procure it.

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You shall make yourself the Festival of Sukkoth for seven days, when you gather in [the produce] from your threshing floor and your vat.And you shall rejoice in your Festival-you, and your son, and your daughter, and your manservant, and your maidservant, and the Levite, and the stranger, and the orphan, and the widow, who are within your cities
Duet 16:13-14

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Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
« Reply #12 on: April 01, 2014, 02:58:34 AM »
Quote from: muman613 on April 01, 2014, 02:53:30 AM
Something else goes best with my Imam's Hookah...

But of course I would not procure it.
I've always been quite curious as to why they hate all alcohol so much but don't seem to have a problem with drugs.
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Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
« Reply #13 on: April 01, 2014, 03:01:25 AM »
Quote from: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on April 01, 2014, 02:58:34 AM
I've always been quite curious as to why they hate all alcohol so much but don't seem to have a problem with drugs.

Yes, that is my point...

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You shall make yourself the Festival of Sukkoth for seven days, when you gather in [the produce] from your threshing floor and your vat.And you shall rejoice in your Festival-you, and your son, and your daughter, and your manservant, and your maidservant, and the Levite, and the stranger, and the orphan, and the widow, who are within your cities
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Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
« Reply #14 on: April 01, 2014, 04:33:51 AM »
Quote from: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on April 01, 2014, 02:58:34 AM
I've always been quite curious as to why they hate all alcohol so much but don't seem to have a problem with drugs.

Try not to dig too deep into their "reasoning", there's not much there.
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Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
« Reply #15 on: April 01, 2014, 06:37:27 AM »
"Paying a gang to kill your niece because she showed her ankles in public" - At least in Israel they normally they don't outsource the honor killing out of the family. Usually it's the brothers or father, but sometimes it's the mother who's directly involved as well.
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Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
« Reply #16 on: April 01, 2014, 08:06:32 AM »
Quote from: Zelhar on April 01, 2014, 06:37:27 AM
"Paying a gang to kill your niece because she showed her ankles in public" - At least in Israel they normally they don't outsource the honor killing out of the family. Usually it's the brothers or father, but sometimes it's the mother who's directly involved as well.
Likely the nearest Arab Knesset members too, no?
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Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
« Reply #17 on: April 01, 2014, 08:51:29 AM »
Quote from: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on April 01, 2014, 08:06:32 AM
Likely the nearest Arab Knesset members too, no?

No their daughters kill themselves because of pisslamophobia like they do in Quebec.
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Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
« Reply #18 on: April 01, 2014, 09:28:21 AM »
Middle eastern would include ..... el yahud. wouldn't it?
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Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
« Reply #19 on: April 01, 2014, 09:46:23 AM »
Quote from: angryChineseKahanist on April 01, 2014, 09:28:21 AM
Middle eastern would include ..... el yahud. wouldn't it?

Israel is considered to be Western.
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Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
« Reply #20 on: April 01, 2014, 11:45:19 AM »
all of the above
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Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
« Reply #21 on: April 01, 2014, 03:46:23 PM »
If they don't include el yahud then they should call it 'rab month.
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Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
« Reply #22 on: April 01, 2014, 10:35:33 PM »
Quote from: angryChineseKahanist on April 01, 2014, 03:46:23 PM
If they don't include el yahud then they should call it 'rab month.

Well there's also the other nations that the Arabs subjugated and mostly annihilated.
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Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
« Reply #23 on: April 17, 2014, 07:04:25 PM »
Blame the Jews for everything.
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Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
« Reply #24 on: April 17, 2014, 09:49:13 PM »
Quote from: angryChineseKahanist on April 01, 2014, 03:46:23 PM
If they don't include el yahud then they should call it 'rab month.
You should tell your child's schoolteacher (if applicable) that if it ever comes up.
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