I want to open a fried chicken restaurant in Tel Aviv.

[ChabadKahanist]

In South Tel Aviv I will make money from all the homeys
 

[Tag-MehirTzedek]

Its a great idea actually and not just in South Tel-Aviv, Jews also love chicken (in fact almost everyone does so as well).

[Every Jew AK47]

In South Tel Aviv I will make money from all the homeys
 

Most of the black people in South Tel Aviv are black African immigrants, so you would be better off opening a boiled goat restaurant, since that is what they are more accustomed to eating..  You are getting mixed up with African Americans (and most Southerners) who love their fried chicken.

[Spiraling Leopard]

What about boiled pygmee?

[Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks]

You should put it in Dimona since that is where all the Hebros are, who are all American blacks. I know they claim to vegetarians but since when did these beasts stick to their principles?

[Binyamin Yisrael]

There used to be KFC in Israel. I liked the kosher one in Jerusalem. I think there was a non-kosher one in Tel Aviv. Only Halal ones in the PLO occupied parts of Judea and Samaria still exist though.

[ChabadKahanist]

You should put it in Dimona since that is where all the Hebros are, who are all American blacks. I know they claim to vegetarians but since when did these beasts stick to their principles?

That wouldn't work since they are vegans.

[ChabadKahanist]

There used to be KFC in Israel. I liked the kosher one in Jerusalem. I think there was a non-kosher one in Tel Aviv. Only Halal ones in the PLO occupied parts of Judea and Samaria still exist though.

No more KFC in Israel besides the PLO occupied areas as you said

[Binyamin Yisrael]

I remember KFC at the midrachov off of Ben Yehuda St.. It closed because of the Oslo War when PLO Arab Muslim Nazis were blowing themselves up in the area all the time. Then I found that there was in Mevasseret Tzion on the way to Jerusalem so when I was with my dad in the car, we would stop there. But you couldn't take the bus there unless you took the local one from Jerusalem. It's not practical to stop on the way on the bus. Then it moved to Kinyon Malcha which is more convenient. I remember going there all the time in 2007 and making jokes about KFC and UMM HMM stories when talking to other people that liked JTF. I specifically remember that I went to Hebron and ate watermelon neat the Cave of the Machpelah and then when I got back to Jerusalem I ate KFC. Also, the colors of Isaac's Tomb remind me of some KFC locations in the US. I didn't put the watermelon to copy off of the UMM HMM people though. They had pizza but I planned on going to KFC so I preferred not to eat dairy all thought it was okay if I ate it first or maybe because I didn't want a whole meal before going to KFC later on. That was the only time I was ever in Hebron and I lucked out that the Cave of the Machpelah was Muzzie free that day and go to pray Mincha in Isaac's Tomb (which Muslims calls the Ibrahami "Mosque".). It was Erev Rosh Chodesh Elul.