What are the moooozies in the Philippines 'rebelling' over ?
Oh yeah, I forgot, the Philippines are 95% Roman Catholic and the stanky savage moooozie beasts can't possibly co-exist.
Nah, they need their own country, and they'll bomb, rape, kidnap, torture, behead, and murder until they get what they're not entitled to.
'Rebels' my butt, they're simply mooooozies being moooozies.
Islam must be eradicated.