Author Topic: What do you do for a living? (Read 9804 times)

HiWarp · « **Reply #25 on:** August 13, 2007, 10:13:08 AM »

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Computers are the future, you'll probably even figure out how to fly with a machine.

I already spend way too much time on my computer Flight Simulator.

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I need a rock to fall out of the sky, and wake me up to reality.

That rock will eventually fall. It's called "recurring monthly bills" and can be pretty large and heavy.

newman · « **Reply #26 on:** August 13, 2007, 11:04:38 AM »

I'm a transport contractor. I used to make love to women for money but it was tough living on 85 cents a month.

mord · « **Reply #27 on:** August 13, 2007, 11:09:51 AM »

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I'm a transport contractor

you transport hot Australian women to beach

newman · « **Reply #28 on:** August 13, 2007, 11:18:31 AM »

Quote from: mord on August 13, 2007, 11:09:51 AM

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I'm a transport contractor
you transport hot Australian women to beach

I got banned from the beach. I kept doing heart massage and mouth-to-mouth on women.........................the problem was it was BEFORE they went in the water!

HiWarp · « **Reply #29 on:** August 13, 2007, 11:25:36 AM »

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I'm a transport contractor
you transport hot Australian women to beach

I got banned from the beach. I kept doing heart massage and mouth-to-mouth on women.........................the problem was it was BEFORE they went in the water!

Hard to see why you only made 85 cents a month in your previous line of employment.

kellymaureen · « **Reply #30 on:** August 13, 2007, 11:34:07 AM »

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I kept doing heart massage and mouth-to-mouth on women.........................the problem was it was BEFORE they went in the water!

So which beach is this

mord · « **Reply #31 on:** August 13, 2007, 11:36:52 AM »

Quote from: newman on August 13, 2007, 11:18:31 AM

Quote from: mord on August 13, 2007, 11:09:51 AM
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I'm a transport contractor
you transport hot Australian women to beach

I got banned from the beach. I kept doing heart massage and mouth-to-mouth on women.........................the problem was it was BEFORE they went in the water!

Thats preventitive medecine,no good deed goes unpunished

newman · « **Reply #32 on:** August 13, 2007, 11:37:10 AM »

Quote from: kellymaureen on August 13, 2007, 11:34:07 AM

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I kept doing heart massage and mouth-to-mouth on women.........................the problem was it was BEFORE they went in the water!

So which beach is this

Every darned one on the eastern sea board of Australia! They've got my poster right next to the 'Swim between the flags' sign.

DownwithIslam · « **Reply #33 on:** August 13, 2007, 11:37:34 AM »

Quote from: kellymaureen on August 13, 2007, 11:34:07 AM

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I kept doing heart massage and mouth-to-mouth on women.........................the problem was it was BEFORE they went in the water!

So which beach is this

I guess some beach in Australia hehe.

Vito · « **Reply #34 on:** August 13, 2007, 06:34:12 PM »

Real estate management, but an aspiring politician! (and a fantasy job of world rally racing)

Jasmina · « **Reply #35 on:** August 13, 2007, 06:47:45 PM »

medical doctor and tennis instructor ...wanted to be cardiologist since I was 3 years old...so, yes, i love my job!!!

ItalianZionist · « **Reply #36 on:** August 13, 2007, 10:15:16 PM »

teacher..................unfortunately, but aspiring accountant

Is there anyone out there who has any connections in the accounting industry?

Shoshana · « **Reply #37 on:** August 13, 2007, 10:18:22 PM »

Quote from: ItalianZionist on August 13, 2007, 10:15:16 PM

teacher..................unfortunately, but aspiring accountant

Is there anyone out there who has any connections in the accounting industry?

Totally unrelated but I wanted to wish you luck with the new gal. ( This week's Ask JTF question) Keep us updated on what you decide!!!

ItalianZionist · « **Reply #38 on:** August 13, 2007, 10:43:01 PM »

I will Shoshana. My indecision is going around my head like a pendulum.

Shoshana · « **Reply #39 on:** August 13, 2007, 10:49:00 PM »

Quote from: ItalianZionist on August 13, 2007, 10:43:01 PM

I will Shoshana. My indecision is going around my head like a pendulum.

As a single(divorced) mom I have to say GO FOR IT. You certainly shouldn't let her having something as wonderful as a child stand in the way. Just my two cents!
Back back to topic lol...

judeanoncapta · « **Reply #40 on:** August 13, 2007, 10:50:15 PM »

I live in Brooklyn and I do acounting.

I am a walking Jewish stereotype.

Shoshana · « **Reply #41 on:** August 13, 2007, 10:51:37 PM »

Quote from: judeanoncapta on August 13, 2007, 10:50:15 PM

I live in Brooklyn and I do acounting.

I am a walking Jewish stereotype.

Haha, that one made me laugh out loud.

kellymaureen · « **Reply #42 on:** August 13, 2007, 10:55:36 PM »

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As a single(divorced) mom I have to say GO FOR IT. You certainly shouldn't let her having something as wonderful as a child stand in the way. Just my two cents!

Im with you!

A man having children, even better raising them, wouldnt ever stop me from getting involved with him.

jdl4ever · « **Reply #43 on:** August 13, 2007, 10:56:58 PM »

I am a medical student.

Shoshana · « **Reply #44 on:** August 13, 2007, 11:00:18 PM »

Quote from: kellymaureen on August 13, 2007, 10:55:36 PM

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As a single(divorced) mom I have to say GO FOR IT. You certainly shouldn't let her having something as wonderful as a child stand in the way. Just my two cents!

Im with you!

A man having children, even better raising them, wouldnt ever stop me from getting involved with him.

The only part that would give me pause is if the ex wife were in the picture. In my situation the Ex husband is completely out of the picture in every way so that makes it easier when I date but if I were to say meet someone who had shared custody of their kids I don't know that I would want that much to do with the dreaded ex wife.
I don't know ItalianZionist's situation but it's something to think about.

kellymaureen · « **Reply #45 on:** August 13, 2007, 11:03:19 PM »

Oh yes Ive dealt with ex wives before, most guys in my dating age range seem to have them lol.

nessuno · « **Reply #46 on:** August 13, 2007, 11:05:26 PM »

Quote from: judeanoncapta on August 13, 2007, 10:50:15 PM

I live in Brooklyn and I do acounting.

I am a walking Jewish stereotype.

Muck DeFuslims · « **Reply #47 on:** August 13, 2007, 11:07:12 PM »

Ever see those surveys asking people if they like their jobs ?

In almost every survey 90% of the respondants say yes, they like their jobs.

I used to always wonder who the heck these people are.

I've had many jobs and can honestly say I didn't like any of them, just disliked some less than others !

I've worked in gorcery stores. I've installed carpet and flooring. I've driven a cab.

I spent several years working as a programmer for Chemical Bank. I worked in the Systems Programming department for North American Philips.

The majority of my career I worked for the phone company (AT&T) in a variety of capacities and disliked almost every moment.

That might explain why I took a buy out from them and retired at the ripe old age of 44.

Since then I've been a professional gambler.

Yeah, I know most of the people here think gambling is evil and that gamblers lead a life of vice.

And for the most part they're right.

But the truth is that the successful professionals, for the most part, avoid the vices commonly associated with gaming and are honorable, moral people.

Hard to believe, but true.

aC23 · « **Reply #48 on:** August 13, 2007, 11:41:25 PM »

Full-time student and procrastinator

Alexander · « **Reply #49 on:** August 13, 2007, 11:48:09 PM »

Registrar for a home school program but I'd rather own a little record/collectible shop.