Author Topic: Next James Bond Actor Will Be Black (Read 7914 times)

Lisa · « **on:** December 25, 2014, 02:12:37 PM »

http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/movies/sony-pictures-exec-amy-pascal-pegs-idris-elba-bond-article-1.2053386

muman613 · « **Reply #1 on:** December 25, 2014, 02:17:49 PM »

There goes the franchise...

Aluf Abir · « **Reply #2 on:** December 25, 2014, 02:26:33 PM »

"My name is Bond, Jamal Bond".

Lisa · « **Reply #3 on:** December 25, 2014, 02:31:15 PM »

Quote from: Aluf Abir on December 25, 2014, 02:26:33 PM

"My name is Bond, Jamal Bond".

Aluf Abir · « **Reply #4 on:** December 25, 2014, 03:04:04 PM »

Mr. Bond, what drink would you like?
Thunderbird, shaken. Not stirred.

muman613 · « **Reply #5 on:** December 25, 2014, 03:41:03 PM »

"Where da white b*tch?"

muman613 · « **Reply #6 on:** December 25, 2014, 03:42:37 PM »

I'd like to see SNL's version of 'Black Bond'..

rob211080 · « **Reply #7 on:** December 25, 2014, 05:16:11 PM »

I think it's just another attack by the left to destroy the british identity.

Aluf Abir · « **Reply #8 on:** December 25, 2014, 06:00:06 PM »

They're gonna bring back Halle Berry.

Zelhar · « **Reply #9 on:** December 25, 2014, 06:42:03 PM »

He is also a Jew hater.

Lisa · « **Reply #10 on:** December 25, 2014, 06:50:55 PM »

Quote from: Zelhar on December 25, 2014, 06:42:03 PM

He is also a Jew hater.

Who is?

Aluf Abir · « **Reply #11 on:** December 25, 2014, 08:18:41 PM »

Halle Berry's antisemitic quote:

Last night the embarrassed Oscar-winner issued a grovelling
apology for her comments,
which were made during a
recording of Jay Leno's
Tonight Show.
Although the word "Jewish"
was blanked out at Miss
Berry's request when the
interview was aired, shocked
members of the live audience
leaked details of her remarks
on the Internet.
"She introduced the first
photo by saying, 'Here's
where I look like my Jewish
cousin.' It was a picture of
her with a huge, distorted nose," said one audience
member.
"No one laughed,
and Jay nervously said, 'I'm
glad you said that and
not me.'"
If she's antisemitic, at least she's cute while she goosesteps.

ChabadKahanist · « **Reply #12 on:** December 26, 2014, 01:25:31 AM »

Why is this so shocking?
They made Perry White black in the latest Superman movie Man Of Steel & Nick Fury black in the Captain America & Avengers movies & there was even a black Ralph Kramden & Ed Norton a few years back.
Well at least they haven't made a schvartzer Fiddler on the Roof!!!!!!

Zelhar · « **Reply #13 on:** December 26, 2014, 03:26:17 AM »

Idris Elba. I don't know about the fictional Bond.

Quote from: Lisa on December 25, 2014, 06:50:55 PM

Who is?

ChabadKahanist · « **Reply #14 on:** December 26, 2014, 03:31:08 AM »

Here is a link about the Honeymooners as schvartzers:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Honeymooners_%28film%29

Binyamin Yisrael · « **Reply #15 on:** December 28, 2014, 12:14:24 AM »

Quote from: muman613 on December 25, 2014, 03:42:37 PM

I'd like to see SNL's version of 'Black Bond'..

I guess you need to speak Ebonics to do well in that game.

syyuge · « **Reply #16 on:** December 30, 2014, 10:24:53 AM »

Next Bond movie - Who was invisible at dark nights.

Yehudayaakov · « **Reply #17 on:** December 30, 2014, 01:24:34 PM »

jamouloud bond at your service majesty queen

ChabadKahanist · « **Reply #18 on:** December 30, 2014, 03:51:44 PM »

The new James Bond you will be able to see his eyes & teeth in the dark!!!

Binyamin Yisrael · « **Reply #19 on:** December 30, 2014, 06:10:08 PM »

Quote from: ChabadKahanist on December 30, 2014, 03:51:44 PM

The new James Bond you will be able to see his eyes & teeth in the dark!!!

I was about to make a similar comment. One time I was in a car at night and someone said it's bad enough they walk in the middle of the street but they're also black and you can't see them.

One time they were sitting in the outside exposed area of a pickup truck. I guess it was the cargo area. Their truck was in front of my dad's car and my dad said you can only see their eyes and teeth or something similar. It's like they're asking for an accident.

ChabadKahanist · « **Reply #20 on:** December 31, 2014, 12:02:29 AM »

Quote from: Binyamin Yisrael on December 30, 2014, 06:10:08 PM

I was about to make a similar comment. One time I was in a car at night and someone said it's bad enough they walk in the middle of the street but they're also black and you can't see them.

One time they were sitting in the outside exposed area of a pickup truck. I guess it was the cargo area. Their truck was in front of my dad's car and my dad said you can only see their eyes and teeth or something similar. It's like they're asking for an accident.

My dad used to call them spooks because you can only see their eyes & teeth at nighjt.

Sparky · « **Reply #21 on:** December 31, 2014, 05:44:05 PM »

"That be a Smith and Wesson and you done has your six."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YELwJtgDkO8

angryChineseKahanist · « **Reply #22 on:** December 31, 2014, 06:26:51 PM »

Quote from: Aluf Abir on December 25, 2014, 08:18:41 PM

If she's antisemitic, at least she's cute while she goosesteps.

she's an ugly monkey.
so she would be an antisemitic ape who's ugly while she goosesteps.

angryChineseKahanist · « **Reply #23 on:** December 31, 2014, 06:28:02 PM »

So will Leroy Jamal Bond go around muh-dik'n wimins?

t_h_j · « **Reply #24 on:** January 02, 2015, 04:33:34 PM »

I guess people here don't understand that "ebonics" is an American black phenomenon. The actor, idris elba, speaks English with a British accent.