Author Topic: I just got back from Israel. (Read 7409 times)

admin · « **on:** August 23, 2007, 08:19:26 PM »

When I arrived a JFK, I noticed the people working in the airport and one of them said "Who this?" instead of "Who's is this?" regarding a bag. I think it was a Hispanic woman. The first thing you notice when you get off the plane is the [censored] working there. It really strikes you because in Israel you don't have them. But there weren't as many this time as in the past.

newman · « **Reply #1 on:** August 23, 2007, 08:23:23 PM »

Sounds like the professional way to guard the ports of entry.

"Who dis?"

"Whatshobinnus here, [censored]?"

"Where yo' all from, home?"

Lisa · « **Reply #2 on:** August 23, 2007, 08:25:20 PM »

Welcome back Yacov.

cjd · « **Reply #3 on:** August 23, 2007, 08:27:53 PM »

Quote from: newman on August 23, 2007, 08:23:23 PM

Sounds like the professional way to guard the ports of entry.

"Who dis?"

"Whatshobinnus here, schvartza?"

"Where yo' all from, home?"

It like letting the fox guard the hen house!!

mosquewatch · « **Reply #4 on:** August 23, 2007, 08:56:20 PM »

Yacov Menashe Ben Rachamim ,

Glad you had a safe flight.

YO YO YO ! HOW YOU IS HOMEY ? Lemme axe a question. Why you be dissen da airlines man ? Can't we all just get along ? Word up man ! ( sarcasm off )

newman · « **Reply #5 on:** August 23, 2007, 09:02:30 PM »

Quote from: mosquewatch on August 23, 2007, 08:56:20 PM

Yacov Menashe Ben Rachamim ,

Glad you had a safe flight.

YO YO YO ! HOW YOU IS HOMEY ? Lemme axe a question. Why you be dissen da airlines man ? Can't we all just get along ? Word up man ! ( sarcasm off )

You left out "mmmm hmmm".

Daniel · « **Reply #6 on:** August 23, 2007, 09:33:40 PM »

Welcome back, Yacov!

Oh, you guys would just LOVE the movie "Soul Plane" if you haven't seen it already!

Shoshana · « **Reply #7 on:** August 23, 2007, 09:39:42 PM »

Welcome back! Hope your trip went well!

mosquewatch · « **Reply #8 on:** August 23, 2007, 09:50:24 PM »

mmmm hmmm !!!

MasterWolf1 · « **Reply #9 on:** August 23, 2007, 09:51:14 PM »

Welcome back Yacov.

judeanoncapta · « **Reply #10 on:** August 23, 2007, 09:59:39 PM »

Quote from: newman on August 23, 2007, 09:02:30 PM

Quote from: mosquewatch on August 23, 2007, 08:56:20 PM
Yacov Menashe Ben Rachamim ,

Glad you had a safe flight.

YO YO YO ! HOW YOU IS HOMEY ? Lemme axe a question. Why you be dissen da airlines man ? Can't we all just get along ? Word up man ! ( sarcasm off )

You left out "mmmm hmmm".

That guy looks like Fifty Cent.

nopeaceforland · « **Reply #11 on:** August 23, 2007, 10:03:07 PM »

What are you saying, they all look alike?

cjd · « **Reply #12 on:** August 23, 2007, 10:06:59 PM »

Quote from: nopeaceforland on August 23, 2007, 10:03:07 PM

What are you saying, they all look alike?

If you ever had the pleasure of looking in a police mug shot book you would really see that most of them do look alike. Try picking out a black face in that mess it wont be easy.

nessuno · « **Reply #13 on:** August 23, 2007, 10:08:22 PM »

Welcome back Yacov.

mosquewatch · « **Reply #14 on:** August 23, 2007, 10:08:41 PM »

I would personally never text such a thing, the FBI would.

judeanoncapta · « **Reply #15 on:** August 23, 2007, 10:08:52 PM »

No, I think that guy actually is Fiddy Sent.

judeanoncapta · « **Reply #16 on:** August 23, 2007, 10:11:57 PM »

Quote from: mosquewatch on August 23, 2007, 10:08:41 PM

I would personally never text such a thing, the FBI would.

The FBI Most Wanted list is Racist!!!!!!!!!

Where are the Chinese high school girls, Irish grandmothers and parapalegics?

FBI discriminates.

mosquewatch · « **Reply #17 on:** August 23, 2007, 10:14:12 PM »

judeanoncapta ,

How dare you !! You left out the Amish !! You are a racist!!! ( sarcasm off )

judeanoncapta · « **Reply #18 on:** August 23, 2007, 10:16:40 PM »

Ok, let me restate.

Where are the Amish farmers, Chinese high school girls, Irish grandmothers, and Parapalegics?

judeanoncapta · « **Reply #19 on:** August 23, 2007, 10:18:50 PM »

Whoa, I just hit 500 posts.

Maybe I should go to sleep now.

DownwithIslam · « **Reply #20 on:** August 23, 2007, 10:54:57 PM »

Yacov I felt the same way coming back from Israel and being "Welcomed" back by shvartza muslims working in JFK. Welcome back

Daniel · « **Reply #21 on:** August 23, 2007, 11:38:41 PM »

Quote from: judeanoncapta on August 23, 2007, 09:59:39 PM

Quote from: newman on August 23, 2007, 09:02:30 PM
Quote from: mosquewatch on August 23, 2007, 08:56:20 PM
Yacov Menashe Ben Rachamim ,

Glad you had a safe flight.

YO YO YO ! HOW YOU IS HOMEY ? Lemme axe a question. Why you be dissen da airlines man ? Can't we all just get along ? Word up man ! ( sarcasm off )

You left out "mmmm hmmm".

That guy looks like Fifty Cent.

Nah, more like five cent.

newman · « **Reply #22 on:** August 23, 2007, 11:42:20 PM »

Quote from: Daniel on August 23, 2007, 11:38:41 PM

Quote from: judeanoncapta on August 23, 2007, 09:59:39 PM
Quote from: newman on August 23, 2007, 09:02:30 PM
Quote from: mosquewatch on August 23, 2007, 08:56:20 PM
Yacov Menashe Ben Rachamim ,

Glad you had a safe flight.

YO YO YO ! HOW YOU IS HOMEY ? Lemme axe a question. Why you be dissen da airlines man ? Can't we all just get along ? Word up man ! ( sarcasm off )

You left out "mmmm hmmm".

That guy looks like Fifty Cent.

Nah, more like five cent.

He's missing his tar & feathers.

Mishmaat · « **Reply #23 on:** August 24, 2007, 02:40:18 AM »

Welcome back, Yacov! Shalom and good day to you!

Quote from: Daniel on August 23, 2007, 09:33:40 PM

Welcome back, Yacov!

Oh, you guys would just LOVE the movie "Soul Plane" if you haven't seen it already!

That movie is a horrific film. It's not even worth it for the laughs. It is completely retarded.

Quote from: judeanoncapta on August 23, 2007, 09:59:39 PM

That guy looks like Fifty Cent.

It is "Fiddy".

mord · « **Reply #24 on:** August 24, 2007, 08:54:33 PM »

What did you say to the kapo police?

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