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Offline JewishTeddyBear

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where is kelly maureen?
« on: August 28, 2007, 11:37:14 AM »
has any spoken to kelly maureen lately, or have seen her make comments in the last several days?  this is not like her to neither contact me nor even respond to my many messages to her.  I hope she is okay.  I hope she does not hate me or anything.  so if you know what is going on with her, please write to me directly at [email protected]

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Re: where is kelly maureen?
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2007, 11:46:28 AM »
Could she be on vacation?
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Re: where is kelly maureen?
« Reply #2 on: August 28, 2007, 02:34:08 PM »
This is what it says in her profile.

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Good gracious!  She's been gone for two days?!

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Re: where is kelly maureen?
« Reply #3 on: August 28, 2007, 02:40:55 PM »
Quote from: Scriabin link=topic=8198.msg75943#msg75943 date=
Quote from: Yacov Menashe Ben Rachamim link=topic=8198.msg75937#msg75937 date=
This is what it says in her profile.

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Good gracious!  She's been gone for two days?!
Quick, let's form a posse and go out looking for her.
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Re: where is kelly maureen?
« Reply #4 on: August 28, 2007, 02:57:06 PM »
Does somebody have a crush on KellyMaureen? :D

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Re: where is kelly maureen?
« Reply #5 on: August 28, 2007, 04:00:47 PM »
She IS on vacation for a week or so. No need to worry.

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Re: where is kelly maureen?
« Reply #6 on: August 28, 2007, 05:02:16 PM »
Does somebody have a crush on KellyMaureen? :D
I think they are friends
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Re: where is kelly maureen?
« Reply #7 on: August 28, 2007, 10:24:47 PM »
Does somebody have a crush on KellyMaureen? :D

Hey! Who wouldn't! She's hot :)

She's probably too busy answering the whole big lists of flirts and messages from her JDate profile ;)

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« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2007, 10:49:21 AM »
Does somebody have a crush on KellyMaureen? :D

Hey! Who wouldn't! She's hot :)

She's probably too busy answering the whole big lists of flirts and messages from her JDate profile ;)

Not as much as shane Warne he's used the smile button to excess :)

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Re: where is kelly maureen?
« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2007, 10:51:31 AM »
Jewish teddy bear? ;D

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Re: where is kelly maureen?
« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2007, 11:32:20 PM »
yes, sarah and soshana and everybody else, it is me, Jewish Teddy Bear.  and of course i have a crush on kelly maureen, all normal men do.  she is totally hot, not to mention about as pro-Israel and pro-Jewish as any gentile can possibly be.  we have even had discussions where she is defending our Jewish people, while i am the opposition!
in any case, it really is not like her to not contact me for this long of a period of time.  i know that her only child, a boy of just 12 years old, recently took a trip to israel.  my fear is that something terrible has happened to him, causing her to retreat into complete silence.  but i also am trying to not panic by assuming the worst.  so i do not know what to think at this point.
maybe all of us should form some kind of investigative team to find out her whereabouts, making sure she is okay.

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Re: where is kelly maureen?
« Reply #11 on: August 29, 2007, 11:40:41 PM »
yes, sarah and soshana and everybody else, it is me, Jewish Teddy Bear.  and of course i have a crush on kelly maureen, all normal men do.  she is totally hot, not to mention about as pro-Israel and pro-Jewish as any gentile can possibly be.  we have even had discussions where she is defending our Jewish people, while i am the opposition!
in any case, it really is not like her to not contact me for this long of a period of time.  i know that her only child, a boy of just 12 years old, recently took a trip to israel.  my fear is that something terrible has happened to him, causing her to retreat into complete silence.  but i also am trying to not panic by assuming the worst.  so i do not know what to think at this point.
maybe all of us should form some kind of investigative team to find out her whereabouts, making sure she is okay.

I don't blame her for not informing someone who calls himself 'The Jewish Teddy Bear' of her whereabouts.

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Re: where is kelly maureen?
« Reply #12 on: August 30, 2007, 12:09:51 AM »
She IS on vacation for a week or so. No need to worry.

I reapeat: (see above)

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Re: where is kelly maureen?
« Reply #13 on: August 30, 2007, 02:38:49 AM »
it sounds liken newman knows kelly maureen better than I do.  i admit i feel jealous, but thank you for the information.

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Re: where is kelly maureen?
« Reply #14 on: August 30, 2007, 02:44:54 AM »
it sounds liken newman knows kelly maureen better than I do.  i admit i feel jealous, but thank you for the information.

Jealous of what?

I'm on the underside of the planet hanging upside down like a bat. ;)

PS: You stick with Jewish girls or HaShem will get you.

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Re: where is kelly maureen?
« Reply #15 on: August 30, 2007, 02:50:46 AM »
If shes on vacation let her be, shes entitled. 
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Re: where is kelly maureen?
« Reply #16 on: August 30, 2007, 06:29:36 AM »
Quote from: newman link=topic=8198.msg76733#msg76733 date=

Jealous of what?

I'm on the underside of the planet hanging upside down like a bat. ;)

Nothing that a short airplane trip of 24-28 hours can't resolve. :D
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Re: where is kelly maureen?
« Reply #17 on: August 30, 2007, 12:06:16 PM »
woops, you caught me.  i must admit that probably the most difficult principle to keep as a Jewish man is resisting beautiful and right-thinking shiksa G-ddesses of love.  in spite of the odds being so much against me, though, i still hold out hope for one day marrying a nice Jewish girl with whom to have many healthy, good, kind, wise, intelligent, adorable Jewish children of my own

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Re: where is kelly maureen?
« Reply #18 on: August 30, 2007, 02:35:29 PM »
Don't beat yourself up too much, JTB.

A Jew with a shiksa fetish is like a radio in a Toyota............

It's been standard equipment since anyone can remember. ;)
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Re: where is kelly maureen?
« Reply #19 on: August 30, 2007, 03:42:40 PM »
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Re: where is kelly maureen?
« Reply #20 on: August 30, 2007, 04:24:11 PM »
Control your emotions fellas.

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Re: where is kelly maureen?
« Reply #21 on: August 30, 2007, 04:29:09 PM »
"...A Jew with a shiksa fetish is like a radio in a Toyota..."

Samson certainly thought so!

King David too!

Question:
What kind of Jewish fetish is like having a CB radio in a 18 wheeler?

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Re: where is kelly maureen?
« Reply #22 on: August 30, 2007, 04:33:52 PM »
Shimshon HaShofet was a Tzadik who converted both of his wives who were from Pilishti backgrounds, and he only married them to wage war against our enemies.

All of David HaMelech's wives were Jewish be very careful before you speak about the most righteous of all Jewish kings.
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Re: where is kelly maureen?
« Reply #23 on: August 30, 2007, 04:41:00 PM »
"...A Jew with a shiksa fetish is like a radio in a Toyota..."

Samson certainly thought so!

King David too!

Question:
What kind of Jewish fetish is like having a CB radio in a 18 wheeler?

Joining the ACLU...?

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Re: where is kelly maureen?
« Reply #24 on: August 30, 2007, 04:54:18 PM »
oh come on, just admit it that what King David did with bathsheva was wrong.  adultery is wrong even if the Jew happens to be a great King.  as for samson....well....wasn't it the shiksa delilah who proved to be his undoing?  isn't he THE best example of why we Jewish men, despite our weakness for beatiful shiksas, ought to keep away from them romantically?
in any case, i am glad to know that I am not the only one who has such temptations.  who among us men could resist the olivia newton-John of 1974 when she first sang "I honestly love you"? 
oh wait a moment, I forgot.  she is Jewish.  Great!