A fixation on blacks, KFC, and watermelon? That's very easy! They're all finger lickin good!!! 
Daniel...You've snapped your twig man. LOL
I will go on record to say that I make the best fried, baked, boiled chicken ever made. I can also cut up a mean watermelon... especially for white guests who love the fruit. I love peaches, plums, fresh pineapple, cantelope, grapes, strawberries and kiwi fruit.