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Offline Binyamin Yisrael

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Why does John Ba'al Kerry have a rectangular face?
« on: December 25, 2016, 07:21:55 PM »
Does he have some type of medical condition? He looks like Jay Leno. I heard something about his face once.

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Offline Binyamin Yisrael

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Re: Why does John Ba'al Kerry have a rectangular face?
« Reply #1 on: December 25, 2016, 07:27:16 PM »
This is what Wikipedia says about Jay Leno.

He is known for his prominent jaw, which has been described as mandibular prognathism. In the book Leading with My Chin he stated that he is aware of surgery that could reset his mandible, but does not wish to endure a prolonged healing period with his jaws wired shut.

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Re: Why does John Ba'al Kerry have a rectangular face?
« Reply #2 on: December 25, 2016, 07:30:16 PM »


G-d makes evil people ugly on the outside. He's a joke. I guess that's why he looks like a puppet from Sesame Street.

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Re: Why does John Ba'al Kerry have a rectangular face?
« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2016, 12:33:15 AM »
He's an ugly monster.
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Re: Why does John Ba'al Kerry have a rectangular face?
« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2016, 12:19:46 PM »
I think he looks like Lurch
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Re: Why does John Ba'al Kerry have a rectangular face?
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2016, 02:15:19 PM »
He looked better when he still had his horns.
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Re: Why does John Ba'al Kerry have a rectangular face?
« Reply #6 on: December 26, 2016, 05:41:57 PM »
Quote from: briann on December 26, 2016, 02:15:19 PM
He looked better when he still had his horns.

He had to return them to satan.
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Re: Why does John Ba'al Kerry have a rectangular face?
« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2016, 05:49:47 AM »
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Re: Why does John Ba'al Kerry have a rectangular face?
« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2016, 12:30:10 PM »
 :usa+israel:                                                                                                      :fist:


 Because he's really square!  :laugh:
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Re: Why does John Ba'al Kerry have a rectangular face?
« Reply #9 on: December 27, 2016, 01:00:10 PM »
Quote from: Dan193 on December 27, 2016, 05:49:47 AM
Plus Kerry has worn a wig for years.
https://www.datalounge.com/thread/12382468-is-john-kerry-wearing-a-wig-

Makes sense...  I thought that looked like horse hair.
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Offline Binyamin Yisrael

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Re: Why does John Ba'al Kerry have a rectangular face?
« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2016, 02:56:41 PM »
Quote from: Nachus on December 27, 2016, 12:30:10 PM
Because he's really square!


Square is a word used for Germans and Scandinavians. I guess rectangle head can be a variation of that.

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Re: Why does John Ba'al Kerry have a rectangular face?
« Reply #11 on: December 28, 2016, 05:33:54 PM »
Meet Komissar Kerry's cousin Brice (UN Assistant Secretary-General):

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brice_Lalonde
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