Brutally self-hating Jewess at work

[angryChineseKahanist]

I have this brutally self-hating Jewess co-worker at the office. All I did was show her some Hebrew I printed on paper. She got steaming angry and just walked off and didn't talk to me.  It was just some Hebrew greeting. The problem here is she does not want to be identified. She married an Irishman and has kids. It is so obvious she is Jewish. She changed her name but she's got a big nose and has a Jewish voice. She walks and talks like a Jew.
The thing is, she can't shake off her Jewishness. She recently took up eating pork. She used to avoid pork and give excuses like its too fating. I watched her eat bacon. I couldn't stop laughing seeing her force down that pork belly.
Hey, listen, when you have no pride in yourself, no one respects you.

[Zelhar]

What's typical in a Jewish voice? do you mean Brooklyn accent?

[angryChineseKahanist]

hmmmm....very nasal voice.

[Lisa]

Are Jews the only ones with big noses?

[Mishmaat]

Are Jews the only ones with big noses?

Heck no.

It's not even big in comparison to the noses of other ethnic groups. There's a hook shape that's noticeable in some Jews, but Greeks, Italians, Indians, Arabs and other ethnic groups have that same trait.

[Binyamin Yisrael]

Are Jews the only ones with big noses?

UMM HMM!

Don't take it as a sentence. Take it as the name of a certain group. If you want to make it a sentence, make it the way Chaim explained the difference between yes and no in Ebonics in the Cleopatra Jefferson affirmative action story. I don't know how to write UMM HMM in the negative. I don't write ape. I don't even know if those who speak ape can write ape.

[Aces High]

LOL... She has a  somewhat better chance of shaking off her being Jewish, than you of shaking off your Chinese.


Confucius should have said, "When you are in the land of the round eye, do as the round eye does." 

[Zelhar]

I have a pretty typical jewish nose myself so I can study the geometric features of this inheritance at greater details
I don't think if the typical jewish nose is abnormally large compared to some other european and middle eastern people. The root and the bridge are more pronounced hence there is usually a convex curve  aka (crooked nose). The tip of the nose is rounder and fuller on the lower part.

[nessuno]

What is wrong with a big schnozzola?
Oh, wait.  That might be the Italians's.
Yep, a big nose is not limited to people of Jewish heritage.
And who cares?  People should be proud of what makes them whatever.
Today the world has no 'identity'.

[angryChineseKahanist]

people are taking this the wrong way.
anyway she 'was' jewish.
point is, she's ashamed!  And there is no reason to be.
I have little respect for that type.