Look How The New Apes In Congress Speak

[Binyamin Yisrael]

This one isn't even black.

“Don’t hate me cause you ain’t me, fellas,” tweeted the 29-year-old, who with her own swearing-in became the youngest congresswoman in history.

Who would want to be a dumb bubble gum popping airhead?

[Zelhar]

Inbred muslims, soy boy beta cucks, butch feminazis...

[Joe Gutfeld]

And Anti-Israel as well.

[Debbie Shafer]

God gave them over to a depraved mind.   I tell you that these people are being controlled by Satan,  his minions know the time is getting nearer for Satan to take charge,  the Great Tribulation is coming.

[briann]

I think we found someone even dumber than Ocasia Cortez.

[Binyamin Yisrael]

I think we found someone even dumber than Ocasia Cortez.

No, that is a quote from Ocasio Cortez.

[briann]

No, that is a quote from Ocasio Cortez.

Aw shucks... I guess she still holds the title for the dumbest member of congress. 

[Israel Chai]

I was thinking, who was the first Ocasio Cortez of Venezuela? Was the price cap on toilet paper really the catalyst like economists say or did it happen slowly with retarded socialists?

[briann]

I was thinking, who was the first Ocasio Cortez of Venezuela? Was the price cap on toilet paper really the catalyst like economists say or did it happen slowly with retarded socialists?

It was multiple causes... but all the causes are a direct result of Leftist-Utopian Socialism policies.

The argument from Libtards is that socialism really 'does' work, it just hasn't been done correctly.   You'd think there'd be one example of it resulting in something other than a sh*t hole... but there's none.

[Israel Chai]

It was multiple causes... but all the causes are a direct result of Leftist-Utopian Socialism policies.

The argument from Libtards is that socialism really 'does' work, it just hasn't been done correctly.   You'd think there'd be one example of it resulting in something other than a sh*t hole... but there's none.

No I studied the example in university, it was toilet paper. You don't know the story? Yeah the commie could have chosen rice but it started there.

[briann]

No I studied the example in university, it was toilet paper. You don't know the story? Yeah the commie could have chosen rice but it started there.

Yes, I know about the toilet paper.   It's something I've discussed before, that socialist economies always seem to run out of toilet paper.... it's almost like a litmus test for socialism.

But on the plus side, the bolivar is now so worthless... that it now has a new utility as a toilet paper substitute.   See... everything evens out.

[Israel Chai]

Yes, I know about the toilet paper.   It's something I've discussed before, that socialist economies always seem to run out of toilet paper.... it's almost like a litmus test for socialism.

But on the plus side, the bolivar is now so worthless... that it now has a new utility as a toilet paper substitute.   See... everything evens out.

Ugh. Popcorn gents.

Once upon a time in a oil rich country, a bunch of faggy commies decided to elect a faggy commie. The faggy commie leader decided that the poor paid too much for toilet paper, and that he would help them, the rich toilet paper factory owners were making too much. So, he said, "in Venezuela, there is now a cap on a price of toilet paper" and it could not be legally sold for more. If me and you had the toilet paper factory, were making 100k a year to split, and Zelhar next door is making 50k off newspaper, now we'd only make 10k off of toilet paper, but we could each pull 30k stepping on his toes in the news paper market. So we and all the other factories stop making toilet paper, and massive lines form at all stores for it.

The government now could have realized its mistake and left the free market to decide. Faggy commies are not in the habit of admitting their mistakes, so they send soldiers in, pointed guns at our heads, and said make toilet paper. Now Chaim has his zipper factory down the street and says I'm next, so decides to close up shop and use the money to sneak into Israel, and Lewinsky Stinks takes the 1bil planned investment in Venezuelan sheep out of the portfolio, better invest somewhere safer and freer like Cuba or Iran. From there, government goes into all the factories and says "hands up and on the machines", takes over the supermarkets because screw you and there's not enough food so they need soldiers to shoot the starving people who try to butt in line.

From there endless stories about their tailspin into a socialist death pit, but it started with one faggy commie's retarded little machination to save the poor toilet paper money. Really that's just disinformation, these people are not stupid, this was a success and not an accident, Venezuelan politicians can rape your 5 year old daughter for a week if they give you a hot dog and you'll say thank you.