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Offline Zvulun Ben Moshe

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Re: Another JTF Singles' Mope
« Reply #25 on: October 07, 2007, 10:10:19 PM »
Quote from: NewYorker on October 07, 2007, 09:37:47 PM
Quote from: lou13ss on October 07, 2007, 09:29:16 PM
Quote from: Yacov Menashe Ben Rachamim on October 07, 2007, 09:23:44 PM
This thread is not appropriate for a Torah forum.


definitely have to agree with that one. In the Torah/Bible (whether you are Christian or Jewish), hitting on women is not allowed. If you can find me any renown Torah commentator that allows such behavior I will be quiet but til then.......
P.S. deformed rabbis dont count

Try reading your Torah again, it is as natural for men and women to court each other as it is to breath, for example, Sampson and Delilah, okay that didn't turn out so good, but anyway, cmon, please. Where did you get this puritanical sense of things? It is natural, healthy and human. Maybe it's the term "hittin on" that you are fixating on, the sleazy connontation, well call it something else then.  :)

Samson and Delilah? You could not find an example worse than that?
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Re: Another JTF Singles' Mope
« Reply #26 on: October 07, 2007, 10:13:54 PM »
WELL GUYS THERE IS ONE LAW I WILL NEVER BREAK...

ADULTERY....

ITS GOOD NEVER GETTING THE OPPORTUNITY TO COMMIT CRIMES INVOLVING RELATIONSHIPS...

THANK G-D I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO FIND SOMEONE....

HHHHHHHOOOOOORAYYYY   :)

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Re: Another JTF Singles' Mope
« Reply #27 on: October 07, 2007, 10:15:32 PM »
Quote from: Zvulun ben Moshe on October 07, 2007, 10:10:19 PM
Quote from: NewYorker on October 07, 2007, 09:37:47 PM
Quote from: lou13ss on October 07, 2007, 09:29:16 PM
Quote from: Yacov Menashe Ben Rachamim on October 07, 2007, 09:23:44 PM
This thread is not appropriate for a Torah forum.


definitely have to agree with that one. In the Torah/Bible (whether you are Christian or Jewish), hitting on women is not allowed. If you can find me any renown Torah commentator that allows such behavior I will be quiet but til then.......
P.S. deformed rabbis dont count

Try reading your Torah again, it is as natural for men and women to court each other as it is to breath, for example, Sampson and Delilah, okay that didn't turn out so good, but anyway, cmon, please. Where did you get this puritanical sense of things? It is natural, healthy and human. Maybe it's the term "hittin on" that you are fixating on, the sleazy connontation, well call it something else then.  :)

Samson and Delilah? You could not find an example worse than that?

Catching on to my sense of humor yet?  :D
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Re: Another JTF Singles' Mope
« Reply #28 on: October 07, 2007, 10:16:09 PM »
Women BAD .Just kidding.Women are hot!But There are rules!
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Re: Another JTF Singles' Mope
« Reply #29 on: October 07, 2007, 10:16:26 PM »
Quote from: raiseyourfist on October 07, 2007, 10:13:54 PM
WELL GUYS THERE IS ONE LAW I WILL NEVER BREAK...

ADULTERY....

ITS GOOD NEVER GETTING THE OPPORTUNITY TO COMMIT CRIMES INVOLVING RELATIONSHIPS...

THANK G-D I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO FIND SOMEONE....

HHHHHHHOOOOOORAYYYY   :)


you'll find someone eventually
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Re: Another JTF Singles' Mope
« Reply #30 on: October 07, 2007, 10:18:19 PM »
Quote from: raiseyourfist on October 07, 2007, 10:13:54 PM
WELL GUYS THERE IS ONE LAW I WILL NEVER BREAK...

ADULTERY....

ITS GOOD NEVER GETTING THE OPPORTUNITY TO COMMIT CRIMES INVOLVING RELATIONSHIPS...

THANK G-D I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO FIND SOMEONE....

HHHHHHHOOOOOORAYYYY   :)



I can't understand what this guy's problem is? There are tons of women out there, you can't find even one?
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Re: Another JTF Singles' Mope
« Reply #31 on: October 07, 2007, 10:20:10 PM »
Quote from: lou13ss on October 07, 2007, 10:16:26 PM
Quote from: raiseyourfist on October 07, 2007, 10:13:54 PM
WELL GUYS THERE IS ONE LAW I WILL NEVER BREAK...

ADULTERY....

ITS GOOD NEVER GETTING THE OPPORTUNITY TO COMMIT CRIMES INVOLVING RELATIONSHIPS...

THANK G-D I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO FIND SOMEONE....

HHHHHHHOOOOOORAYYYY   :)


you'll find someone eventually


Not me, i just don't have what it takes to meet the right person.. and i think it should be a crime for people like me to even try

THANKS FOR THE VOTE OF CONFIDENCE THOUGH
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Re: Another JTF Singles' Mope
« Reply #32 on: October 07, 2007, 10:22:15 PM »
What does it take?
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Re: Another JTF Singles' Mope
« Reply #33 on: October 07, 2007, 10:23:54 PM »
Well the general picture that people get in their heads of guys hitting on women is basically trying to seduce them into a one night stand. I think what dannycookie means is simply trying to talk to a women in order to get to know her - to see whether she is right for you or not. If that's the case, that is what you're suppose to do. You can't meet one woman and hope she's the one. I "hit on" women.. but I'm still trying to get them to respond  :-X
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Re: Another JTF Singles' Mope
« Reply #34 on: October 07, 2007, 10:23:58 PM »
i dont know what problem i have either...

I DONT KNOW MAYBE SOME PEOPLE ARE NOT JUST MEANT TO FIND THEIR ONE...

its ok i am use to being single like being under a warm shower...

i like to refer to the single life as the "empty white room syndrome" where the person just gives up in trying and accepts that things for themselves are going to be like that always...

NOW WHEN IT COMES TO HELPING OTHERS I NEVER GIVE UP AND THAT IS WHY I LOVE THIS FORUM SO MUCH WITH SUCH GREAT PEOPLE HERE
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Re: Another JTF Singles' Mope
« Reply #35 on: October 07, 2007, 10:24:02 PM »
Quote from: raiseyourfist on October 07, 2007, 10:20:10 PM
Quote from: lou13ss on October 07, 2007, 10:16:26 PM
Quote from: raiseyourfist on October 07, 2007, 10:13:54 PM
WELL GUYS THERE IS ONE LAW I WILL NEVER BREAK...

ADULTERY....

ITS GOOD NEVER GETTING THE OPPORTUNITY TO COMMIT CRIMES INVOLVING RELATIONSHIPS...

THANK G-D I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO FIND SOMEONE....

HHHHHHHOOOOOORAYYYY   :)


you'll find someone eventually


Not me, i just don't have what it takes to meet the right person.. and i think it should be a crime for people like me to even try

THANKS FOR THE VOTE OF CONFIDENCE THOUGH

Come on, man, let's not be so intolerably modest. Lay it out. What are you disabled? Have two noses and three eyes?
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Re: Another JTF Singles' Mope
« Reply #36 on: October 07, 2007, 10:24:25 PM »
Dam I wish I knew!
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Re: Another JTF Singles' Mope
« Reply #37 on: October 07, 2007, 10:28:14 PM »
there is someone for everyone ;)
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Re: Another JTF Singles' Mope
« Reply #38 on: October 07, 2007, 10:29:00 PM »
Quote from: kellymaureen on October 07, 2007, 10:28:14 PM
there is someone for everyone ;)
At least one  :D
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Re: Another JTF Singles' Mope
« Reply #39 on: October 07, 2007, 10:29:14 PM »
Shyness is a curse....

thats worse than having 50 disabilities..

SORRY EVERYONE FOR GETTING OFF TRACK..

LETS DISCUSS THE MOVEMENT INSTEAD OF MY ILL GOTTEN LIFE...
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Re: Another JTF Singles' Mope
« Reply #40 on: October 07, 2007, 10:32:33 PM »
I hope so it keeps me going!
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Re: Another JTF Singles' Mope
« Reply #41 on: October 07, 2007, 10:32:58 PM »
Quote from: raiseyourfist on October 07, 2007, 10:29:14 PM
Shyness is a curse....

thats worse than having 50 disabilities..

SORRY EVERYONE FOR GETTING OFF TRACK..

LETS DISCUSS THE MOVEMENT INSTEAD OF MY ILL GOTTEN LIFE...

however bad your life is I'm sure there is someone who's life could be considered worse. I have suffered a lot more than any kid my age should have to, but ultimately in my eyes I'm far richer than all my friends (even if not monetarily). Our wise Rabbi's say "Who is rich? He who is content with what he has." Be content and you will be rich
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Re: Another JTF Singles' Mope
« Reply #42 on: October 07, 2007, 10:34:06 PM »
Quote from: raiseyourfist on October 07, 2007, 10:29:14 PM
Shyness is a curse....

thats worse than having 50 disabilities..


Shyness is definitely a curse, you've got that right. But eventually you break out of that I think. Do you go to temple at all? Or do you do any types of activities that women are apart of?
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Re: Another JTF Singles' Mope
« Reply #43 on: October 07, 2007, 10:34:43 PM »
Plenty of women perfer a guy who is on the shyer side ;)
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Re: Another JTF Singles' Mope
« Reply #44 on: October 07, 2007, 10:38:53 PM »
Quote from: raiseyourfist on October 07, 2007, 10:29:14 PM
Shyness is a curse....

thats worse than having 50 disabilities..

SORRY EVERYONE FOR GETTING OFF TRACK..

LETS DISCUSS THE MOVEMENT INSTEAD OF MY ILL GOTTEN LIFE...

My friend, I respect your modesty, but you need help. How old are you? What is your religious affiliation?
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Re: Another JTF Singles' Mope
« Reply #45 on: October 07, 2007, 10:39:09 PM »
Quote from: lou13ss on October 07, 2007, 10:32:58 PM


however bad your life is I'm sure there is someone who's life could be considered worse. I have suffered a lot more than any kid my age should have to, but ultimately in my eyes I'm far richer than all my friends (even if not monetarily). Our wise Rabbi's say "Who is rich? He who is content with what he has." Be content and you will be rich

It sounds like finding a girl is what would make him happy. I'm the same way.. I have good friends and family and a good job, but I still wake up everyday with an empty feeling. And I even get down right angry when I see couples walking down the street.
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Re: Another JTF Singles' Mope
« Reply #46 on: October 07, 2007, 10:41:10 PM »
Hahaha, I like the title change  :laugh:
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Re: Another JTF Singles' Mope
« Reply #47 on: October 07, 2007, 10:42:28 PM »
yes  ahh no!
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Re: Another JTF Singles' Mope
« Reply #48 on: October 07, 2007, 10:45:23 PM »
What does every discussion end in banning something......
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Re: Another JTF Singles' Mope
« Reply #49 on: October 07, 2007, 10:48:10 PM »
Its OK we are chatting!
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