Parashat Kedoshim is great. Liberals hate it.

[Binyamin Yisrael]

I love how G-d forbids faggotry and other sexual misconduct. I also love how it forbids body mutilations. Liberals love the things that this great parasha prohibits.

This is also the first time in 27 years that Kedoshim's regular Ashkenazic Haftarah is read.

Liberals hate the Haftarah of Acharei Mot which usually preempts the Haftarah of Kedoshim. The Ashkenazic Haftarah of Kedoshim is only read when both parashot don't coincide with a special Shabbat that will preempt the regular Haftarah. The Sfardic and Chabad Hafarah of Kedoshim is read more often.

The Haftarah of Acharei Mot mention the Kushim. G-d compares Israel to Kushim for misbehaving. Dat be racist, UMM HMM!

[Nachus]

                                                                                                                          

  Of course, because ‘liberals’ generally
  have a problem with the unreliable concept
  of existent “moral equivalency,” in what
  ‘context’ and to “whom” it is applicable!