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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Merkava on February 18, 2008, 03:01:27 PM
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Yes....I am no longer the Merkava of old.
A new dawn has come. The winds of change have arrived to JTF. I carry the word of the divine. Thou who shall not follow Master Merkava, will fall. You will make a shrine to me and you will keep me in your prayers. As a ritual, you must pray on your knees while your forehead touches the floor everytime you see this picture.
As a divine power, you must purify yourself of all sins before seeking my wisdom. In exchange I will illuminate your darkness and show you the way to paradise. I am your deliverer and your eternal protector.
Say hello (and bow down) to your new master, Master Merkava.
(http://cs.eou.edu/CSMM/fpratter/Gandalf%20the%20White.jpg)
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I'm not bowing down to Gandalf.
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Welcome Master ;D ;D O0
We'll obey you ;) ;D
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I'm not bowing down to Gandalf.
Gandalf is homosexual in real life, so it's good idea not to bow down to him ;) ;D
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Yes....I am no longer the Merkava of old.
A new dawn has come. The winds of change have arrived to JTF. I carry the word of the divine. Thou who shall not follow Master Merkava, will fall. You will make a shrine to me and you will keep me in your prayers. As a ritual, you must pray on your knees while your forehead touches the floor everytime you see this picture.
As a divine power, you must purify yourself of all sins before seeking my wisdom. In exchange I will illuminate your darkness and show you the way to paradise. I am your deliverer and your eternal protector.
Say hello (and bow down) to your new master, Master Merkava.
(http://cs.eou.edu/CSMM/fpratter/Gandalf%20the%20White.jpg)
This sounds like trouble ;D
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;D
I knew this "master" business would eventually get to people's heads.
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Merkava i know this is harmless but i don't think the way you've put it is very good, using the term "shrine".
I'll be your butler *highest ranking slave*. :)
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;D
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Hey..I have 2000 posts..cool.
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;) I just cant help but obey
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;) I just cant help but obey
same here :D
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;) I just cant help but obey
:::D :::D :::D
I know what you mean :D
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Hello Massuh. :laugh:
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Merkava , are you a Jew?
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This message is not a normal one. Do you need a mental help?
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This message is not a normal one. Do you need a mental help?
indeed lol...or he's just very young.
You do know that the Torah STRICTLY forbids this, right?
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Oh come on, he is kidding around, he HAS a sense of humor.....and a sense of humor is pretty important especially with all the awful things going on. ::)
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he does have a humour. BUT, i think this is a bit too far! Im sure Lubab would agree
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Well we all have our own taste in humor, I guess mine is similar to his which is why I dont take it seriously, I just keep it under control here ;)
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he does have a humour. BUT, i think this is a bit too far! Im sure Lubab would agree
agreed.
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he does have a humour. BUT, i think this is a bit too far! Im sure Lubab would agree
Actually I thought this was pretty funny. 8;)
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he does have a humour. BUT, i think this is a bit too far! Im sure Lubab would agree
Actually I thought this was pretty funny. 8;)
??? :-\ But Lubab, the Torah says that there is no G-D but our father in heaven, and thou shalt not bow down to any other gods. And yet, now Merkava is saying we must bow down :o. I find that VERY wrong!
Sure it's just a joke, but it's just as well i go and say im the Meshiach.
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Oh come on, he is kidding around, he HAS a sense of humor.....and a sense of humor is pretty important especially with all the awful things going on. ::)
I agree, he is great O0
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Oh come on, he is kidding around, he HAS a sense of humor.....and a sense of humor is pretty important especially with all the awful things going on. ::)
I agree, he is great O0
O0 absolutely
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Yes....this post is meant to be a humourus one ! Our most wonderful JTfers will see the humour in it and only the most uptight of our members will feel threatened and offended. You can't please everyone :)
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Merkava , are you a Jew?
I am actually Communist Isslamist Revolutionary of African decent who idolizes George Michael. But shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! Don't tell anyone.
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Merkava , are you a Jew?
I am actually Communist Isslamist Revolutionary of African decent who idolizes George Michael. But shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! Don't tell anyone.
:-X
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Merkava , are you a Jew?
I am actually Communist Isslamist Revolutionary of African decent who idolizes George Michael. But shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! Don't tell anyone.
I promise :::D :::D :::D