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Title: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
Post by: Merkava on February 18, 2008, 03:01:27 PM
Yes....I am no longer the Merkava of old.

A new dawn has come. The winds of change have arrived to JTF. I carry the word of the divine. Thou who shall not follow Master Merkava, will fall. You will make a shrine to me and you will keep me in your prayers. As a ritual, you must pray on your knees while your forehead touches the floor everytime you see this picture.

As a divine power, you must purify yourself of all sins before seeking my wisdom.  In exchange I will illuminate your darkness and show you the way to paradise. I am your deliverer and your eternal protector.

Say hello (and bow down) to your new master, Master Merkava.

(http://cs.eou.edu/CSMM/fpratter/Gandalf%20the%20White.jpg)
Title: Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
Post by: Sarah on February 18, 2008, 03:03:28 PM
I'm not bowing down to Gandalf.
Title: Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
Post by: JTFFan on February 18, 2008, 03:03:53 PM
Welcome Master ;D ;D O0

We'll obey you ;) ;D
Title: Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
Post by: JTFFan on February 18, 2008, 03:04:33 PM
I'm not bowing down to Gandalf.

Gandalf is homosexual in real life, so it's good idea not to bow down to him ;) ;D
Title: Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
Post by: cjd on February 18, 2008, 03:05:43 PM
Yes....I am no longer the Merkava of old.

A new dawn has come. The winds of change have arrived to JTF. I carry the word of the divine. Thou who shall not follow Master Merkava, will fall. You will make a shrine to me and you will keep me in your prayers. As a ritual, you must pray on your knees while your forehead touches the floor everytime you see this picture.

As a divine power, you must purify yourself of all sins before seeking my wisdom.  In exchange I will illuminate your darkness and show you the way to paradise. I am your deliverer and your eternal protector.

Say hello (and bow down) to your new master, Master Merkava.

(http://cs.eou.edu/CSMM/fpratter/Gandalf%20the%20White.jpg)

This sounds like trouble ;D
Title: Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
Post by: Lubab on February 18, 2008, 03:05:53 PM
 ;D

I knew this "master" business would eventually get to people's heads.
Title: Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
Post by: Sarah on February 18, 2008, 03:06:32 PM
Merkava i know this is harmless but i don't think the way you've put it is very good, using the term "shrine".

I'll be your butler *highest ranking slave*. :)
Title: Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
Post by: Dexter on February 18, 2008, 03:07:08 PM
 ;D
***
Hey..I have 2000 posts..cool.
Title: Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
Post by: kellymaureen on February 18, 2008, 03:08:33 PM
 ;)  I just cant help but obey
Title: Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
Post by: JTFFan on February 18, 2008, 03:10:43 PM
;)  I just cant help but obey

same here :D
Title: Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
Post by: Tina Greco - Melbourne on February 18, 2008, 04:54:09 PM
;)  I just cant help but obey

 :::D :::D :::D

I know what you mean  :D
Title: Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
Post by: Ari on February 18, 2008, 06:39:37 PM
Hello Massuh. :laugh:
Title: Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
Post by: Ambiorix on February 18, 2008, 06:42:38 PM
Merkava , are you a Jew?
Title: Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
Post by: whywhywhy on February 18, 2008, 10:37:44 PM
This message is not a normal one. Do you need a mental help?
Title: Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
Post by: Boeregeneraal on February 18, 2008, 10:48:41 PM
This message is not a normal one. Do you need a mental help?
indeed lol...or he's just very young.

You do know that the Torah STRICTLY forbids this, right?
Title: Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
Post by: kellymaureen on February 18, 2008, 11:02:44 PM
Oh come on, he is kidding around, he HAS a sense of humor.....and a sense of humor is pretty important especially with all the awful things going on. ::)
Title: Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
Post by: Boeregeneraal on February 18, 2008, 11:12:37 PM
he does have a humour. BUT, i think this is a bit too far! Im sure Lubab would agree
Title: Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
Post by: kellymaureen on February 18, 2008, 11:14:07 PM
Well we all have our own taste in humor, I guess mine is similar to his which is why I dont take it seriously, I just keep it under control here ;)
Title: Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
Post by: Kahane-Was-Right BT on February 18, 2008, 11:22:22 PM
he does have a humour. BUT, i think this is a bit too far! Im sure Lubab would agree

agreed.
Title: Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
Post by: Lubab on February 18, 2008, 11:23:38 PM
he does have a humour. BUT, i think this is a bit too far! Im sure Lubab would agree

Actually I thought this was pretty funny.  8;)
Title: Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
Post by: Boeregeneraal on February 19, 2008, 12:16:09 AM
he does have a humour. BUT, i think this is a bit too far! Im sure Lubab would agree

Actually I thought this was pretty funny.  8;)
??? :-\ But Lubab, the Torah says that there is no G-D but our father in heaven, and thou shalt not bow down to any other gods. And yet, now Merkava is saying we must bow down  :o. I find that VERY wrong!

Sure it's just a joke, but it's just as well i go and say im the Meshiach.
Title: Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
Post by: Tina Greco - Melbourne on February 19, 2008, 12:42:53 AM
Oh come on, he is kidding around, he HAS a sense of humor.....and a sense of humor is pretty important especially with all the awful things going on. ::)

I agree, he is great  O0
Title: Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
Post by: kellymaureen on February 19, 2008, 12:44:08 AM
Oh come on, he is kidding around, he HAS a sense of humor.....and a sense of humor is pretty important especially with all the awful things going on. ::)

I agree, he is great  O0

 O0 absolutely
Title: Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
Post by: Merkava on February 19, 2008, 02:48:15 AM
Yes....this post is meant to be a humourus one ! Our most wonderful JTfers will see the humour in it and only the most uptight of our members will feel threatened and offended. You can't please everyone  :)
Title: Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
Post by: Merkava on February 19, 2008, 02:49:56 AM
Merkava , are you a Jew?

I am actually Communist Isslamist Revolutionary of African decent who idolizes George Michael. But shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! Don't tell anyone.
Title: Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
Post by: Ambiorix on February 19, 2008, 03:22:57 AM
Merkava , are you a Jew?

I am actually Communist Isslamist Revolutionary of African decent who idolizes George Michael. But shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! Don't tell anyone.
:-X
Title: Re: MEET MASTER MERKAVA
Post by: Tina Greco - Melbourne on February 19, 2008, 04:55:39 AM
Merkava , are you a Jew?

I am actually Communist Isslamist Revolutionary of African decent who idolizes George Michael. But shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ! Don't tell anyone.

I promise  :::D :::D :::D