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Title: You might be Taliban if.....
Post by: ag337 on March 28, 2009, 07:54:15 PM

1.  You refine heroin for a living, but have a moral objection to beer.

2.  You own a $3000. Machine gun and $5000. Rocket Launcher, but you can not afford shoes.

3.  You have more wives than teeth.

4.  You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean".

5.  You think vests come in two styles:  bullet-proof and suicide.

6.  You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared jihad against.

7.  You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8.  You were amazed to discover that cell phones have other uses than setting off roadside bombs.

9.  You've often uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave.".

10.  You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

11.  You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.

12.  You have a crush on your neighbor's goat.

Title: Re: You might be Taliban if.....
Post by: TruthSpreader on March 28, 2009, 07:55:57 PM

All of those things are true.

Title: Re: You might be Taliban if.....
Post by: Confederate Kahanist on March 28, 2009, 08:03:34 PM

Quote from: YimachShemotoIslam on March 28, 2009, 07:55:57 PM

All of those things are true.

Your right they are true.

Title: Re: You might be Taliban if.....
Post by: ag337 on March 28, 2009, 08:21:29 PM

I'm just stating the facts.

All being truthful facts.

Title: Re: You might be Taliban if.....
Post by: syyuge on March 29, 2009, 11:17:58 AM

Quote from: YimachShemotoIslam on March 28, 2009, 07:55:57 PM

All of those things are true.

All true and let me see whether the beautiful photo reappears or not.  :laugh:

http://joebrower.com/PHILE_PILE/ANIM_GIF/FR/anim_nuke_mecca.gif

Title: Re: You might be Taliban if.....
Post by: ProudAndZionist on March 29, 2009, 11:19:52 AM

Or just look this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AsvHFwcxco&feature=channel_page

"Exotic Pashtun Escort Girl in Dubai showing Sexy Legs. She was sold to the local brothel by her Taliban father in exchange for some bombs and one mule."
 >:(