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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: Mishmaat on September 22, 2009, 02:42:46 PM
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At night I fear that a ruffian barbaric Negro may come through my window, point a gun to my face and kill me. I sleep with my unloaded semi-automatic held close to me as if it were a teddy bear. I've accidentally shot at my high-definition television because of what I would call "n*gger overload." I even once confused my own shadow for a moolie. You see, I suffer from acute symptoms of Negrophobia. I've known this for years and I've even consulted with my physician and he told me that there is no medication for it. Now it has become chronic. My hands shiver and shake uncontrollably as I drive through majority-minority neighborhoods. I become irrational and develop high fevers upon hearing some primate blast rap noise from his SUV.
What is this? Do others suffer like I do?
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Is this post serious?
Are you in a position to move to a better neighborhood?
How about not watching television? Are you skilled in the martial arts?
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At night I fear that a ruffian barbaric Negro may come through my window, point a gun to my face and kill me. I sleep with my unloaded semi-automatic held close to me as if it were a teddy bear. I've accidentally shot at my high-definition television because of what I would call "n*gger overload." I even once confused my own shadow for a moolie. You see, I suffer from acute symptoms of Negrophobia. I've known this for years and I've even consulted with my physician and he told me that there is no medication for it. Now it has become chronic. My hands shiver and shake uncontrollably as I drive through majority-minority neighborhoods. I become irrational and develop high fevers upon hearing some primate blast rap noise from his SUV.
What is this? Do others suffer like I do?
I can only see one mistake. Your semi-automatic should be loaded. Never point an unloaded weapon at anyone.
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Brother Mishmaat,
It's a very common but perfectly understandable medical condition brought on in most cases by the onset of ear-drum-splitting rap-noise blasting at 150 decibels out of pimped-up schvartza-mobiles while driving through black neighborhoods.
There are interchangeable scientific names for the condition:
"zoophobia" and "negrophobia" ;D
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Buy knives and rig the windows
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WOW
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Get a dark dark tan and start talking linke [censored]
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A good pistol would be enough. White Israelite is selling one of his pistols, he is an expert, ask him.
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At night I fear that a ruffian barbaric Negro may come through my window, point a gun to my face and kill me. I sleep with my unloaded semi-automatic held close to me as if it were a teddy bear. I've accidentally shot at my high-definition television because of what I would call "n*gger overload." I even once confused my own shadow for a moolie. You see, I suffer from acute symptoms of Negrophobia. I've known this for years and I've even consulted with my physician and he told me that there is no medication for it. Now it has become chronic. My hands shiver and shake uncontrollably as I drive through majority-minority neighborhoods. I become irrational and develop high fevers upon hearing some primate blast rap noise from his SUV.
What is this? Do others suffer like I do?
I can only see one mistake. Your semi-automatic should be loaded. Never point an unloaded weapon at anyone.
True don't carry an unloaded firearm
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Get a dark dark tan and start talking like schvartzas
:laugh: :::D
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Do you own fried chicken, grape soda, rap cd's, or have a white girlfriend? Were your relatives a part of the slave trading/cotton "business"?
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YOU SOUND LIKE YOU MIGHT HAVE PTSD, did something happen, some sort of trauma? this would explain it.
I highly recommend moving...
At night I fear that a ruffian barbaric Negro may come through my window, point a gun to my face and kill me. I sleep with my unloaded semi-automatic held close to me as if it were a teddy bear. I've accidentally shot at my high-definition television because of what I would call "n*gger overload." I even once confused my own shadow for a moolie. You see, I suffer from acute symptoms of Negrophobia. I've known this for years and I've even consulted with my physician and he told me that there is no medication for it. Now it has become chronic. My hands shiver and shake uncontrollably as I drive through majority-minority neighborhoods. I become irrational and develop high fevers upon hearing some primate blast rap noise from his SUV.
What is this? Do others suffer like I do?
Yeah, Barack Obama was elected president.
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Is this post serious?
I was being facetious, to some extent. I hope that people find humor in my dumb crap.
Are you in a position to move to a better neighborhood?
I live in a mostly white suburb in Long Island, thank God.
How about not watching television? Are you skilled in the martial arts?
Whenever I try to watch television I just end up channel surfing. It's not because I have a short attention span. It's just because the majority of the programs on TV are crap. Not to mention that the NAACP got their quotas in and shvartze degenerates are all over the television.
Unfortunately, I'm not skilled in the martial arts. I think I could handle myself well in a fight though if push came to shove.
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Brother Mishmaat,
It's a very common but perfectly understandable medical condition brought on in most cases by the onset of ear-drum-splitting rap-noise blasting at 150 decibels out of pimped-up schvartza-mobiles while driving through black neighborhoods.
There are interchangeable scientific names for the condition:
"zoophobia" and "negrophobia" ;D
Quite true, 4International. Great post! :::D
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No it is not funny at all
(http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p196/steve_stew/Jerry_Stiller.jpg)how dare you
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Yes you are.
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Do you own fried chicken, grape soda, rap cd's, or have a white girlfriend?
Man, you're trying too hard.
Only because I'm bored I'll entertain your questions.
I don't "own" fried chicken. Or a fried chicken restaurant, if that's what you meant. I do like it though.
I actually had a glass of grape soda mixed with some vodka last night. It's a recession so I'm counting my pennies and buying cheap stuff. I really prefer Kedem's grape juice. Shvartze's prefer either grape drink or grape Kool Aid.
If by "white" you mean Caucasian, than yes I do have a white girlfriend. She's a Sephardic Jew with a slightly dark complexion. Almost tan, but white regardless. Mo, I'm only attracted to white, Asian and, to some degree, Hispanic women. Most black women are very unattractive. They tend to resemble apes or monkeys.
Were your relatives a part of the slave trading/cotton "business"?
How many Jews were involved in the slave trade? Jews are good businessman. We'd want slaves that actually work.
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Eff that kid.
By the way, congrats Moshe! You've got over 1,000 posts!
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Mishmaat: I understand completely. I work in an all shvug area. I try to "educate" these animals, but until the world sees that, there is no "educating" these morons, we'll all be in deep trouble! I don't have a "phobia" mind you, but I just can't stand these anti-Semitic, anti-white, anti-American pieces of drek! I hope to work in an all-White area someday. At least I can make a difference there!
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Eff that kid.
By the way, congrats Moshe! You've got over 1,000 posts!
Thanks. It took me 11 months to get to 1,000 posts.
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Is this post serious?
I was being facetious, to some extent. I hope that people find humor in my dumb crap.
Are you in a position to move to a better neighborhood?
I live in a mostly white suburb in Long Island, thank G-d.
How about not watching television? Are you skilled in the martial arts?
Whenever I try to watch television I just end up channel surfing. It's not because I have a short attention span. It's just because the majority of the programs on TV are crap. Not to mention that the NAACP got their quotas in and shvartze degenerates are all over the television.
Unfortunately, I'm not skilled in the martial arts. I think I could handle myself well in a fight though if push came to shove.
Wanna fight?
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Mishmaat: I understand completely. I work in an all shvug area. I try to "educate" these animals, but until the world sees that, there is no "educating" these morons, we'll all be in deep trouble! I don't have a "phobia" mind you, but I just can't stand these anti-Semitic, anti-white, anti-American pieces of drek! I hope to work in an all-White area someday. At least I can make a difference there!
I said earlier that I was joking to a degree. This thread was actually inspired, not by alcohol, but by a situation at my day job. I want to be a professional writer. I work in the journalism field, but as an editor. Lately, I've been on assignment working with beat reporters and assisting them with their articles by helping them collect information. We're constantly in shvartze neighborhoods. I'm not necessarily scared of these people. I just think they're disgusting animals.
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Mishmaat: I understand completely. I work in an all shvug area. I try to "educate" these animals, but until the world sees that, there is no "educating" these morons, we'll all be in deep trouble! I don't have a "phobia" mind you, but I just can't stand these anti-Semitic, anti-white, anti-American pieces of drek! I hope to work in an all-White area someday. At least I can make a difference there!
I said earlier that I was joking to a degree. This thread was actually inspired, not by alcohol, but by a situation at my day job. I want to be a professional writer. I work in the journalism field, but as an editor. Lately, I've been on assignment working with beat reporters and assisting them with their articles by helping them collect information. We're constantly in shvartze neighborhoods. I'm not necessarily scared of these people. I just think they're disgusting animals.
I knew you were kidding, but everyone's throwing "phobia" around, I just wanted to express my thoughts. I mean who would possibly be afraid of these beasts?!
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Wanna fight?
Oh no. No, no, no.
I'm at an age where violence is really a last resort.
Plus, I don't think I'd make it out alive against you. I'd really be in a hospital because of the multiple stab wounds and other injuries.
I'm not messing with you brother.
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Wanna fight?
Oh no. No, no, no.
I'm at an age where violence is really a last resort.
Plus, I don't think I'd make it out alive against you. I'd really be in a hospital because of the multiple stab wounds and other injuries.
I'm not messing with you brother.
:::D :::D STAB :::D :::D
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Is this post serious?
Lisa, if somebody invented a time machine, I'd go back in time and put a ring on your finger. You are such a sweetheart. :love:
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I knew you were kidding, but everyone's throwing "phobia" around, I just wanted to express my thoughts. I mean who would possibly be afraid of these beasts?!
I hear you man, and I agree with you.
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Do you own fried chicken, grape soda, rap cd's, or have a white girlfriend?
Man, you're trying too hard.
Only because I'm bored I'll entertain your questions.
I don't "own" fried chicken. Or a fried chicken restaurant, if that's what you meant. I do like it though.
I actually had a glass of grape soda mixed with some vodka last night. It's a recession so I'm counting my pennies and buying cheap stuff. I really prefer Kedem's grape juice. Shvartze's prefer either grape drink or grape Kool Aid.
If by "white" you mean Caucasian, than yes I do have a white girlfriend. She's a Sefardic Jew with a slightly dark complexion. Almost tan, but white regardless. Mo, I'm only attracted to white, Asian and, to some degree, Hispanic women. Most black women are very unattractive. They tend to resemble apes or monkeys.
I think black men just like fat white women.
Were your relatives a part of the slave trading/cotton "business"?
How many Jews were involved in the slave trade? Jews are good businessman. We'd want slaves that actually work.
I think the blacks themselves were about the only ones involved in the slave trade.
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That would be funny if someone checked into a hospital for Negrophobia. Of course they would have to deal with a lot of black nurses and techs.
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(http://afrocityblog.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/thats_racist_animated1.gif)
I don't know about you guys, but in Obama's America, if somebody calls me racist, I say "thank you as I must be doing something right!"
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Sometimes I am a little bit afraid of black men. I have seen so many stories of absolutely horrible attacks on people that lasted for hours with torture. I look into these so-called people's faces and their eyes look blank, like certain kinds of animals. You know when you look into the face of a dog or a cat there is some kind of spark there, someone is there behind the eyes. When I look into the face of a black male, often it's more like looking into the eyes of a fish or insect, it's alive but sort of blank, empty.
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Sometimes I am a little bit afraid of black men. I have seen so many stories of absolutely horrible attacks on people that lasted for hours with torture. I look into these so-called people's faces and their eyes look blank, like certain kinds of animals. You know when you look into the face of a dog or a cat there is some kind of spark there, someone is there behind the eyes. When I look into the face of a black male, often it's more like looking into the eyes of a fish or insect, it's alive but sort of blank, empty.
my brother has that look but he's not a Black. I guess thats obvious
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Sometimes I am a little bit afraid of black men. I have seen so many stories of absolutely horrible attacks on people that lasted for hours with torture. I look into these so-called people's faces and their eyes look blank, like certain kinds of animals. You know when you look into the face of a dog or a cat there is some kind of spark there, someone is there behind the eyes. When I look into the face of a black male, often it's more like looking into the eyes of a fish or insect, it's alive but sort of blank, empty.
my brother has that look but he's not a Black. I guess thats obvious
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That would be funny if someone checked into a hospital for Negrophobia. Of course they would have to deal with a lot of black nurses and techs.
i'm sure it's been done and documented. it's probably called something else though.
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I think I found the name of the problem:
http://www.wrongdiagnosis.com/n/negrophobia/basics.htm
;D
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Mishmaat, this is what you need around your neck at night.
(http://i425.photobucket.com/albums/pp339/republicandox/IMG_6457.jpg)
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Mishmaat, this is what you need around your neck at night.
(http://i425.photobucket.com/albums/pp339/republicandox/IMG_6457.jpg)
I have a Hamsa on my keychain... It also has the travelers prayer on it...
(http://rlv.zcache.com/chai_hamsa_hand_poster-p228735469214641029tdcp_400.jpg)
My keychain is like this one:
(http://www.readersandrootworkers.org/images/thumb/0/0f/Hamsa-hand-blue-enamel.jpg/300px-Hamsa-hand-blue-enamel.jpg)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamsa
Jews sometimes call it the hand of Miriam, referencing the sister of the biblical Moses and Aaron.[6] In the Jewish faith it is a protective sign and is believed to bring its owner happiness, luck, health, peace, and good fortune. Five (hamesh in Hebrew) represents the five books of the Torah for Jews. It also symbolizes the fifth letter of the Hebrew alphabet, "Heh", which represents one of God's holy names. Many Jews believe that the five fingers of the hamsa hand remind its wearer to use their five senses to praise God.
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The renewed interest in Kabbalah and mystical Judaism is a factor in bringing the hamsa pendant back into vogue. In Jewish mysticism, fish are a symbol of good luck, so many hamsas are also decorated with fish images. Sometimes hamsas are inscribed with Hebrew prayers, such as the Sh'ma, Birkat HaBayit (Blessing for the Home), or Tefilat HaDerech (Traveler's Prayer).
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Muman, those are BEAUTIFUL!
My Mom has a few like the ones you showed. I have a small collection of hamssa's and the one shown I wear with a silver chain.
Shalom & G-d Bless you
Dox
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Here is a treatment for your condition:
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Here is a treatment for your condition:
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This could help you, too.
EDIT: Image removed.
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That KKK picture is hysterical...
Notice the geek in the front left of the picture, the one holding the plastic sword...
What happened to his robes? Only the pillowcase over the head...
And that tie... Oy, what a nebuch...
But that KKK dude on the front right... He is downright spooky... With that patch and all... Notice the satanic eyebrows... Chas VeShalom!
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That KKK picture is hysterical...
Notice the geek in the front left of the picture, the one holding the plastic sword...
What happened to his robes? Only the pillowcase over the head...
And that tie... Oy, what a nebuch...
But that KKK dude on the front right... He is downright spooky... With that patch and all...
:::D
I don't think the sword is plastic
You can see the grind on both sides
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That KKK picture is hysterical...
Notice the geek in the front left of the picture, the one holding the plastic sword...
What happened to his robes? Only the pillowcase over the head...
And that tie... Oy, what a nebuch...
But that KKK dude on the front right... He is downright spooky... With that patch and all...
:::D
I don't think the sword is plastic
You can see the grind on both sides
Oh... You know about swords? Why does it seem as if it is so light, you would think a real steel sword of that size would be heavier. Maybe the KKK dude is buff?
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That KKK picture is hysterical...
Notice the geek in the front left of the picture, the one holding the plastic sword...
What happened to his robes? Only the pillowcase over the head...
And that tie... Oy, what a nebuch...
But that KKK dude on the front right... He is downright spooky... With that patch and all...
:::D
I don't think the sword is plastic
You can see the grind on both sides
Oh... You know about swords? Why does it seem as if it is so light, you would think a real steel sword of that size would be heavier. Maybe the KKK dude is buff?
They make very thin bladed swords and they make ones out of different types of metal
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Are these KKK people your friends? [sarc]
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Are these KKK people your friends? [sarc]
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(http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y67/Strider_Kage/not-funny.jpg)
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AH,
Im sorry if the humor was inappropriate... I do not intend any insult against you.
I sometimes say things which don't make sense unless you don't think about it.
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Good Job
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AH,
Im sorry if the humor was inappropriate... I do not intend any insult against you.
I sometimes say things which don't make sense unless you don't think about it.
Nobody can handle good humor anymore.
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AH,
Im sorry if the humor was inappropriate... I do not intend any insult against you.
I sometimes say things which don't make sense unless you don't think about it.
Nobody can handle good humor anymore.
How was it funny
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AH,
Im sorry if the humor was inappropriate... I do not intend any insult against you.
I sometimes say things which don't make sense unless you don't think about it.
Nobody can handle good humor anymore.
How was it funny
Actually I was not seeking a laugh, I was just implying that you were sticking up for them a little too much... So I implied that they were your friends... It is not really a joke.. Just sarcasm...
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AH,
Im sorry if the humor was inappropriate... I do not intend any insult against you.
I sometimes say things which don't make sense unless you don't think about it.
Nobody can handle good humor anymore.
How was it funny
Actually I was not seeking a laugh, I was just implying that you were sticking up for them a little too much... So I implied that they were your friends... It is not really a joke.. Just sarcasm...
I am I sticking up for them
I was telling you the Blade was not plastic
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AH,
Im sorry if the humor was inappropriate... I do not intend any insult against you.
I sometimes say things which don't make sense unless you don't think about it.
Nobody can handle good humor anymore.
How was it funny
Actually I was not seeking a laugh, I was just implying that you were sticking up for them a little too much... So I implied that they were your friends... It is not really a joke.. Just sarcasm...
I am I sticking up for them
I was telling you the Blade was not plastic
Well, I for one hate the KKK and will fight against them wherever they are. These Jew haters are often nazis... Maybe they have real swords, but I still do not fear them...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/KKK
Ku Klux Klan (KKK), informally known as The Klan, is the name of several past and present hate group organizations in the United States whose avowed purpose was to protect the rights of and further the interests of white Americans by violence and intimidation. The first such organizations originated in the Southern states and eventually grew to national scope. They developed iconic white costumes consisting of robes, masks, and conical hats. The KKK has a record of using terrorism,[2] violence, and lynching to murder and oppress African Americans, Jews and other minorities and to intimidate and oppose Roman Catholics and labor unions.[/quote]
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I thought it was a little funny because every time Muman says something some people just totally blow it all out of proportion, misunderstand, and twist it around.
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I thought it was a little funny because every time Muman says something some people just totally blow it all out of proportion, misunderstand, and twist it around.
That is because the way he words it
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That guy really has satanic eyebrows, lol.