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Title: Obamas Israel Speech was a Prank for Rapture Prophecy
Post by: muman613 on May 20, 2011, 03:48:55 AM
Wouldn't it be nice if we found out that Obamas speech was a prank in order to get people to believe that bunk Judgement Day prophecy which is going around.

According to that prophecy the world will end tomorrow, on Shabbat...

Title: Re: Obamas Israel Speech was a Prank for Rapture Prophecy
Post by: syyuge on May 20, 2011, 01:06:31 PM
Quote from: muman613 on May 20, 2011, 03:48:55 AM
Wouldn't it be nice if we found out that Obamas speech was a prank in order to get people to believe that bunk Judgement Day prophecy which is going around.

According to that prophecy the world will end tomorrow, on Shabbat...



If anything, it will be known the day after.
Title: Re: Obamas Israel Speech was a Prank for Rapture Prophecy
Post by: angryChineseKahanist on May 20, 2011, 02:03:33 PM

Ahhww dammmnnn! I have a doctor's appt tomorrow!

Oh well. I just hope it doesn't happen when I'm in the bathroom.
Title: Re: Obamas Israel Speech was a Prank for Rapture Prophecy
Post by: syyuge on May 20, 2011, 02:07:35 PM
Quote from: angryChineseKahanist on May 20, 2011, 02:03:33 PM
Ahhww dammmnnn! I have a doctor's appt tomorrow!

Oh well. I just hope it doesn't happen when I'm in the bathroom.


Don't leave anything to tomorrow. Tomorrow never dies.
Title: Re: Obamas Israel Speech was a Prank for Rapture Prophecy
Post by: syyuge on May 20, 2011, 03:55:48 PM
The times are so near and we do not see any mehdi except ahmadinezad.
Title: Re: Obamas Israel Speech was a Prank for Rapture Prophecy
Post by: angryChineseKahanist on May 20, 2011, 08:24:05 PM
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d8/Tomorrow_Never_Dies_Coverart.png)
Title: Re: Obamas Israel Speech was a Prank for Rapture Prophecy
Post by: angryChineseKahanist on May 21, 2011, 08:21:18 PM
It's past 6pm everywhere.
Is everyone dead yet?
Title: Re: Obamas Israel Speech was a Prank for Rapture Prophecy
Post by: Rubystars on May 21, 2011, 08:57:35 PM
I'm still here... and I still have my clothes on
Title: Re: Obamas Israel Speech was a Prank for Rapture Prophecy
Post by: syyuge on May 22, 2011, 03:46:58 PM
Now bathrooms can be used.
Title: Re: Obamas Israel Speech was a Prank for Rapture Prophecy
Post by: angryChineseKahanist on May 22, 2011, 05:59:39 PM
Quote from: syyuge on May 22, 2011, 03:46:58 PM
Now bathrooms can be used.

Much better.