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Title: It Only Be One Week 'Til Schvartze History Month! Mmm-hmm!
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on January 24, 2012, 07:37:39 AM
Man oh man oh man! First the anniversary of the great Doctor (Lucifer King) and now a whole month to worship the negro with! The all-you-can-eat negro smorgasbord never ends!  ;D :laugh: :)
 
Axl Rose
Title: Re: It Only Be One Week 'Til Schvartze History Month! Mmm-hmm!
Post by: Rubystars on January 24, 2012, 07:56:51 AM
Other: Celebrating the amazing innovations African Americans have brought to the USA, such as . C.D. Murray, founder of Murray's Superior Hair Products, maker of Murray's Pomade.  :::D

Title: Re: It Only Be One Week 'Til Schvartze History Month! Mmm-hmm!
Post by: Deer Man 420 on January 24, 2012, 08:59:29 AM
Dont forget the guy who chewed up a handful of peanuts and wouldnt you thunk it  invention of the peanut butter
Title: Re: It Only Be One Week 'Til Schvartze History Month! Mmm-hmm!
Post by: nopeaceforland on January 24, 2012, 09:12:11 AM
I was going to have me some intercourses wit da females and leaves before da kids is born mmmmmhmmmmm!!!
Title: Re: It Only Be One Week 'Til Schvartze History Month! Mmm-hmm!
Post by: Rubystars on January 24, 2012, 09:13:17 AM
This is a funny clip from the 1988 comedy "coming to America", watch it quick before SOPA gets passed or anti-piracy busybodies flag it for copyright violation:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doTln-HDFQo

 :::D :o
Title: Re: It Only Be One Week 'Til Schvartze History Month! Mmm-hmm!
Post by: Zelhar on January 24, 2012, 11:35:14 AM
I suggest eating Aunt Jemmima's and Uncle Ben's all month long.
Title: Re: It Only Be One Week 'Til Schvartze History Month! Mmm-hmm!
Post by: briann on January 24, 2012, 01:39:38 PM
I suggest eating Aunt Jemmima's and Uncle Ben's all month long.


MMMMMMMmmmmmmmmm

(http://www.anti-jemima.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/auntjem.jpg)
Title: Re: It Only Be One Week 'Til Schvartze History Month! Mmm-hmm!
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on January 24, 2012, 04:29:36 PM
Shvartza history month has snuck up on us and is about to put a bag over our heads and steal our wallets.
It ain't snuck up on me!  ;D
Title: Re: It Only Be One Week 'Til Schvartze History Month! Mmm-hmm!
Post by: angryChineseKahanist on January 24, 2012, 09:05:59 PM
I'll be eating chitlins and smoking crack with money I plan to steal from little old ladies.
Title: Re: It Only Be One Week 'Til Schvartze History Month! Mmm-hmm!
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on January 24, 2012, 09:11:03 PM
I'll be eating chitlins and smoking crack with money I plan to steal from little old ladies.

Please provide photos--I'd love to see that!
Title: Re: It Only Be One Week 'Til Schvartze History Month! Mmm-hmm!
Post by: Dan on January 24, 2012, 09:21:46 PM
I be shootin hoopz!
Title: Re: It Only Be One Week 'Til Schvartze History Month! Mmm-hmm!
Post by: Rubystars on January 24, 2012, 09:39:12 PM
I be shootin hoopz!


That reminds me of the white kid I knew who broke his arm trying to copy Michael Jordan doing a slam dunk. He jammed his arm through the hoop, but before he could pull it back out again, he was falling down, and his arm was snapped.

Which just goes to show, people should have role models from their own culture.
Title: Re: It Only Be One Week 'Til Schvartze History Month! Mmm-hmm!
Post by: The One and Only Mo on January 24, 2012, 09:54:19 PM
Me be gettin it on wif mah gurl Luwanda! I is gunna axe you one 'mo time, yo, am I da daddy or wut?
Title: Re: It Only Be One Week 'Til Schvartze History Month! Mmm-hmm!
Post by: Mishmaat on January 24, 2012, 11:09:01 PM
Dear God! It's a leap year too so there's 29 days of this crap!
Title: Re: It Only Be One Week 'Til Schvartze History Month! Mmm-hmm!
Post by: Zelhar on January 25, 2012, 05:00:34 AM
That reminds me of the white kid I knew who broke his arm trying to copy Michael Jordan doing a slam dunk. He jammed his arm through the hoop, but before he could pull it back out again, he was falling down, and his arm was snapped.

Which just goes to show, people should have role models from their own culture.
Not fair, Michael Jordan could do things nobody else can replicate, certainly not some amateur kid.
Title: Re: It Only Be One Week 'Til Schvartze History Month! Mmm-hmm!
Post by: angryChineseKahanist on January 25, 2012, 07:13:45 AM
This is a funny clip from the 1988 comedy "coming to America", watch it quick before SOPA gets passed or anti-piracy busybodies flag it for copyright violation:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doTln-HDFQo

 :::D :o


I want some of that soul glo
Title: Re: It Only Be One Week 'Til Schvartze History Month! Mmm-hmm!
Post by: Rubystars on January 25, 2012, 07:44:53 AM
Not fair, Michael Jordan could do things nobody else can replicate, certainly not some amateur kid.

Every boy who played basketball at all was trying to replicate him. It's true that he had a lot of talent though.
Title: Re: It Only Be One Week 'Til Schvartze History Month! Mmm-hmm!
Post by: Rubystars on January 27, 2012, 11:27:56 AM
I found another great cultural contribution of African Americans. "Twerkin"

(Warning, immodest video, may lose lunch if you view it)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfU74h4p-Os
Title: Re: It Only Be One Week 'Til Schvartze History Month! Mmm-hmm!
Post by: Lisa on January 27, 2012, 11:51:05 AM
Or how about the rapper "Shithead," which is pronounced "sha-teed."  Warning, some graphic lyrics.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/H2hD-FtghVY?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Title: Re: It Only Be One Week 'Til Schvartze History Month! Mmm-hmm!
Post by: Rubystars on January 27, 2012, 12:16:29 PM
Or how about the rapper "Shithead," which is pronounced "sha-teed."  Warning, some graphic lyrics.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/H2hD-FtghVY?rel=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>



That was funny  :laugh:
Title: Re: It Only Be One Week 'Til Schvartze History Month! Mmm-hmm!
Post by: Lisa on January 27, 2012, 12:17:20 PM
Why is it that I never directly post zootube videos here?  What am I doing wrong?
Title: Re: It Only Be One Week 'Til Schvartze History Month! Mmm-hmm!
Post by: Rubystars on January 27, 2012, 12:19:12 PM
I think you just copy and paste the URL of the video and it should work without trying to put the iframe around it

Here's your video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qiviu1kWgmg