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Title: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on March 31, 2014, 08:29:43 PM
Self-explanatory...


LSDBR
Title: Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
Post by: Tag-MehirTzedek on March 31, 2014, 08:41:44 PM
Going to go behead people.
Title: Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
Post by: Lisa on March 31, 2014, 09:01:13 PM
Hillarious as always!

 :::D :::D :::D :::D :::D :::D :::D
Title: Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
Post by: Tag-MehirTzedek on March 31, 2014, 09:33:59 PM
Oooo fun.

 www.youtube.com/watch?v=raQolpZHorM&index=3&list=FLJovs3OaWfg4m0Yw0y2agSQ
Title: Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
Post by: Israel Chai on March 31, 2014, 11:26:50 PM
All the mudrat ladies are trying to win a date with the gangster goat, so I'll come in and scoop up the ones that are too hairy for him.

(http://bucktownartsfest.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/goat-party-invite-front.jpg)
Title: Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
Post by: angryChineseKahanist on April 01, 2014, 01:10:30 AM
Yes! I'm smacking my goat already!
April is supposed to be Jewish heritage week or month. I forget.
Title: Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on April 01, 2014, 01:45:23 AM
Yes! I'm smacking my goat already!
April is supposed to be Jewish heritage week or month. I forget.
No, that is May.
Title: Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
Post by: muman613 on April 01, 2014, 02:16:33 AM
I brought a new Hookah for my Imam...

(http://www.co.washington.or.us/HHS/HealthPromotion/TobaccoPrevention/images/Blue-Hookah.jpg)
Title: Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on April 01, 2014, 02:17:49 AM
I brought a new Hookah for my Imam...

(http://www.co.washington.or.us/HHS/HealthPromotion/TobaccoPrevention/images/Blue-Hookah.jpg)
Very kind and generous of you; what's in the hookah?
Title: Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
Post by: muman613 on April 01, 2014, 02:18:31 AM
Very kind and generous of you; what's in the hookah?

Lebanese, of course...
Title: Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on April 01, 2014, 02:35:35 AM
Lebanese, of course...
Lebanese what, tobacco? Something else?
Title: Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
Post by: muman613 on April 01, 2014, 02:53:30 AM
Lebanese what, tobacco? Something else?

Something else goes best with my Imam's Hookah...

But of course I would not procure it.

Title: Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on April 01, 2014, 02:58:34 AM
Something else goes best with my Imam's Hookah...

But of course I would not procure it.
I've always been quite curious as to why they hate all alcohol so much but don't seem to have a problem with drugs.
Title: Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
Post by: muman613 on April 01, 2014, 03:01:25 AM
I've always been quite curious as to why they hate all alcohol so much but don't seem to have a problem with drugs.

Yes, that is my point...

Title: Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
Post by: Israel Chai on April 01, 2014, 04:33:51 AM
I've always been quite curious as to why they hate all alcohol so much but don't seem to have a problem with drugs.

Try not to dig too deep into their "reasoning", there's not much there.
Title: Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
Post by: Zelhar on April 01, 2014, 06:37:27 AM
"Paying a gang to kill your niece because she showed her ankles in public" - At least in Israel they normally they don't outsource the honor killing out of the family. Usually it's the brothers or father, but sometimes it's the mother who's directly involved as well.
Title: Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on April 01, 2014, 08:06:32 AM
"Paying a gang to kill your niece because she showed her ankles in public" - At least in Israel they normally they don't outsource the honor killing out of the family. Usually it's the brothers or father, but sometimes it's the mother who's directly involved as well.
Likely the nearest Arab Knesset members too, no?
Title: Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
Post by: Israel Chai on April 01, 2014, 08:51:29 AM
Likely the nearest Arab Knesset members too, no?

No their daughters kill themselves because of pisslamophobia like they do in Quebec.
Title: Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
Post by: angryChineseKahanist on April 01, 2014, 09:28:21 AM
Middle eastern would include ..... el yahud. wouldn't it?
Title: Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
Post by: Israel Chai on April 01, 2014, 09:46:23 AM
Middle eastern would include ..... el yahud. wouldn't it?

Israel is considered to be Western.
Title: Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
Post by: Dr. Dan on April 01, 2014, 11:45:19 AM
all of the above
Title: Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
Post by: angryChineseKahanist on April 01, 2014, 03:46:23 PM
If they don't include el yahud then they should call it 'rab month.
Title: Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
Post by: Israel Chai on April 01, 2014, 10:35:33 PM
If they don't include el yahud then they should call it 'rab month.

Well there's also the other nations that the Arabs subjugated and mostly annihilated.
Title: Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
Post by: TruthSpreader on April 17, 2014, 07:04:25 PM
Blame the Jews for everything.
Title: Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on April 17, 2014, 09:49:13 PM
If they don't include el yahud then they should call it 'rab month.
You should tell your child's schoolteacher (if applicable) that if it ever comes up.
Title: Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
Post by: Joe Gutfeld on April 18, 2014, 06:07:21 PM
You're kidding right?
Title: Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
Post by: angryChineseKahanist on April 19, 2014, 02:49:37 AM
You should tell your child's schoolteacher (if applicable) that if it ever comes up.

great way to get on national news.
"Man defiles 'rabs at school"
Title: Re: How are you celebrating Middle Eastern History Month?
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on April 19, 2014, 12:15:48 PM
great way to get on national news.
"Man defiles 'rabs at school"
I think you mean "defies", not "defiles".