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General Category => General Discussion => Topic started by: newman on August 11, 2007, 04:07:58 AM
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We often stumble across great, profound quotes in life only to forget the source later on. Here is a small collection to get started. Please add others that you may come across.
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A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a well, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, co-operate, act alone, solve equations, analyse a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialisation is for insects. -- Robert Heinlein
"People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf." ----George Orwell
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel or envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - -- Winston Churchill
"Inside every man is a George Costanza"----Newman
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"When dictatorship is a fact, revolution becomes a right."-- Victor Hugo
"The best defense against usurpatory government is an assertive citizenry." --- William F. Buckley
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“You can’t teach a monkey to speak and you can’t teach an Arab to be democratic. You’re dealing with a culture of thieves and robbers. Muhammad, their prophet, was a robber and a killer and a liar. The Arab destroys everything he touches!”---Moshe Feiglin
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Very interesting topic newman. I like the George Orwell quote. He has some great ones to his credit.
"Political language is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind." -- George Orwell
The price good men pay for indifference to public affairs is to be ruled by evil men. -- Plato
The time is coming when people will be insane and when they see someone who is not insane they will attack them saying: You are insane because you are not like us. -- Abba Anthony
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"A free people ought not only to be armed and disciplined, but they should have sufficient arms and ammunition to maintain a status of independence from any who might attempt to abuse them, which would include their own government." ---George Washington
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First they came for the Jews
and I did not speak out
because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the Communists
and I did not speak out
because I was not a Communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists
and I did not speak out
because I was not a trade unionist.
Then they came for me
and there was no one left
to speak out for me.
Pastor Martin Niemöller
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First they came for the Jews
and I did not speak out
because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the Communists
and I did not speak out
because I was not a Communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists
and I did not speak out
because I was not a trade unionist.
Then they came for me
and there was no one left
to speak out for me.
Pastor Martin Niemöller
Thats a good one.
Has anybody here read, "Down and Out in Paris and London," by George Orwell?
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Evil only exists in the world if good people do nothing.... i guess that is what being a JTFer is all about.. standing up for the truth
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Sarah:"Has anybody here read, "Down and Out in Paris and London," by George Orwell?"
I should. We ALL should read everything Orwell wrote. He was ahead of his time.
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Evil only exists in the world if good people do nothing.... i guess that is what being a JTFer is all about.. standing up for the truth
Absolutely right. Here is THE quote:
"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." (Edmund Burke)
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"The world is a dangerous place, not because of those who do evil, but because of those who look on and do nothing." --- Albert Einstein
"The more I study science, the more I believe in God."-- Albert Einstein
"Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind." ----Albert Einstein
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." --- Albert Einstein
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"When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years."
-----Mark Twain
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"Never be jealous. It is a confession that you've been conquered."
A. Scriabin
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"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Slim Pickens
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"These proceedings are concluded."
Gen. Douglas MacArthur
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"This thing'll hurt somebody."
Bud Dwyer
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"They wanted to play, but I didn't. So we didn't play no more."
Richard Kuklinski
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"That was a stupid thing I did."
David Alan Kirwan (after diving into the Celestine Pool at Yellowstone National Park)
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Scriabin, Old Boy.....
Thanks for your effort but these quotes of yours are a bit on the LAME side.
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Scriabin, Old Boy.....
Thanks for your effort but these quotes of yours are a bit on the LAME side.
Sorry if I ruffled your overly sensitive feathers, Newman.
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Scriabin, Old Boy.....
Thanks for your effort but these quotes of yours are a bit on the LAME side.
Sorry if I ruffled your overly sensitive feathers, Newman.
Nonsense, Old Chap.
Lemme show you how it's done:
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." --- Winston Churchill
"Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains." --- Winston Churchill
"We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle." --- Winston Churchill
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Scriabin, Old Boy.....
Thanks for your effort but these quotes of yours are a bit on the LAME side.
Sorry if I ruffled your overly sensitive feathers, Newman.
Nonsense, Old Chap.
Lemme show you how it's done:
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." --- Winston Churchill
"Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has no heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains." --- Winston Churchill
"We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle." --- Winston Churchill
Yes, but these have all been heard before.
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Scriabin, Old Boy.....
Thanks for your effort but these quotes of yours are a bit on the LAME side.
You said 'great or memorable'.
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Scriabin, Old Boy.....
Thanks for your effort but these quotes of yours are a bit on the LAME side.
You said 'great or memorable'.
'And'...not 'or'.
........and you can't beat the classics.
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"I have only advocated war as a means of peace."
--Ulysses S. Grant.
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"The only 'founding fathers' Ron Paul has anything in common with are the founding fathers of the Third Reich!"--Chaim ben Pesach
"You can get a Ph.D. in the HIV virus!"--Chaim ben Pesach
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"The Jews need a national couch." Rabbi Meir Kahane
"What a farshtunken people!" Chaim ben Pesach
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"Why does the ocean roar? Hell, you'd roar too if you had that many crabs on your bottom."
Redd Foxx
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"I would never hold a political opinion without a hundred-thousand bayonets to back it up."
Franz Liszt
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"Some of my best friends are members of the Arab American Relations Committee." ;)
Rabbi Meir Kahane
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"If you cut off their head, it actually has no effect on their IQ."
Chaim Ben Pesach
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"If you cut off their head, it actually has no effect on their IQ."
Chaim Ben Pesach
Did Chaim actually say that, wow.
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"That's not racket, that's Brahms! Brahms Third racket!"
Basil Fawlty
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"Ed Koch is not a happy man. A little gay, but not too happy."
Rabbi Kahane
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All from Aristotle:
‘But even if one were to fix a moderate amount for all, that would still be no use: for it is more necessary to equalize appetites than possessions'
‘men’s ambition and their desire to make money are among the most frequent causes of deliberate acts of injustice’
‘men and women have different parts to play in managing the household: his to win, hers to preserve.’
‘The virtue of a person being ruled is not practical wisdom but correct opinion.’
‘he who asks law to rule is asking God and intelligence and no others to rule; while he who asks for the rule of a human being is importing a wild beast too; for desire is like a wild beast, and anger perverts rules and the very best of men.'
‘it is a democracy whenever the free are sovereign, oligarchy when the rich are sovereign.’
‘a state cannot be made out of any and every collection of people’
‘It is always the weaker who go in search of justice and equality; the strong reck nothing of them.’
‘the question whether a job is honourable or not is to be decided less with reference to the actions themselves than in the light of their end and purpose.’
‘The same thing is true of men’s relations both with each other and the things they encounter: we always delight more in what comes first. Therefore we must keep all that is of inferior quality unfamiliar to the young, particularly things with an ingredient of wickedness and hostility.’
‘to be constantly asking “what is the use of it?” is unbecoming to those of broad vision and unworthy of free men.’
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"Never be jealous. It is a confession that you've been conquered."
A. Scriabin
Jealousy is a wasted emotion.....thats why I recycle.;D
Sarah.R
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On blacks....
BRAZILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIA YOU WANT SOME FRENCH FRIES? MMHMM - Chaim Ben Pesach
"SUMMERTIME AND THE LIVING IS EASY.. OH YEA,, I AM SITTING ON MY LAZY BEHIND, ALL THE WELFARE CHECKS AND FOODSTAMPS SUPPORT ME, SO HUSH ILLIGITAMET BABY DON'T YOU CRY MMMHMM" Chaim Ben Pesach
"MICHAEL JACKSON TURNED FROM AN UGLY BLACK MALE TO AN UGLY WHITE FEMALE" Chaim Ben Pesach
on Muslims
"ALL THEY GOT IS CAMEL DUNG TO EAT'' Chaim Ben Pesach
''A TOILET BOWL THAT THEY CALL A MOSQUE'' Chaim Ben Pesach
" THEY ARE JEALOUS AT A NATION THAT BUILT SKYSCRAPERS, MOST THEY CAN BUILT WITH GREAT DIFFICULTY IS A TENT" Chaim Ben Pesach
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A girl phoned me the other day and said... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.
Rodney Dangerfield
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
George Carlin
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
George Carlin
:D
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"I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did."
Yogi Berra
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I know the chunky that left these chunkies...NEWMAN! Jerry Seinfeld ;)
When you control the mail, you control information! Newman
Sorry I couldn't help myself. ::)
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"Ed Koch is not a happy man. A little gay, but not too happy."
Rabbi Kahane
I like that one - being a person who grew up observing Ed Koch - it's true! ;D
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Or as Chaim would call him Edwina Koch
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" I've never met anybody with an inferiority complex who did not deserve it"------Winston Chuchill
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Or as Chaim would call him Edwina Koch
;D
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Or as Chaim would call him Edwina Koch
;D
Him, her or whatever Edwina Koch is.. I mean he use to run around in the village with a dress on saying "How I'm doing?" with a very squeeky voice.
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Here's one of my favorites:
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting as to what to have for dinner.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote - Benjamin Franklin.
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Here's one of my favorites:
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting as to what to have for dinner.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote - Benjamin Franklin.
Benjamin Franklin was great!
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Here's one of my favorites:
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting as to what to have for dinner.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote - Benjamin Franklin.
Benjamin Franklin was great!
So was Washington.
I wish the USA would have real manchen like those guys in DC today!
The enemies of freedom would be swinging from trees....... at the end of ropes!
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Rabbi Meir Kahane ZT"L, HY"D:
"Ed Koch is a feygele."
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Some of the most famous folk sayings around were made up by Benjamin Franklin like: Lie down with dogs and you will get up with fleas.
One of my favorites was made up by PJ O'Rouke:
Democrats are the party that says that government can pay your bills, feed your children, make your teeth whiter and your lawn green.
Republicans are the party that says that goverment doesn't work. Then they get elected and prove it.
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Some of the most famous folk sayings around were made up by Benjamin Franklin like: Lie down with dogs and you will get up with fleas.
One of my favorites was made up by PJ O'Rouke:
Democrats are the party that says that government can pay your bills, feed your children, make your teeth whiter and your lawn green.
Republicans are the party that says that goverment doesn't work. Then they get elected and prove it.
I loved PJ's stuff but he p_ssed me off by by not supporting Israel fully.
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Not supporting Israel FULLY?!?!?!?!
PJ was a total Balestinian supporter.
He's a Country Club Republican Jack@#&, but some of his stuff is quite funny.
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Not supporting Israel FULLY?!?!?!?!
PJ was a total Balestinian supporter.
He's a Country Club Republican Jack@#&, but some of his stuff is quite funny.
In that case I'm chucking his books and YEMACH SHMO V'ZICHRO to that putz!
Thanks for the heads up.
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You should read his travel writing about Israel and "Balestein".
He calls Israeli soldiers barbaric and stands up for the Ishmaelite scum.
He makes fun of Hasidic hats(which is fine by me) without saying a word about the filthy shmattes that arabs wear on their flea infested heads.
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You should read his travel writing about Israel and "Balestein".
He calls Israeli soldiers barbaric and stands up for the Ishmaelite scum.
He makes fun of Hasidic hats(which is fine by me) without saying a word about the filthy shmattes that arabs wear on their flea infested heads.
This twit SHOULD know better than most how convoluted the liberal media are and yet he's swallowed their anti-Israel crap hook, line, sinker AND rod!
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Here's one of my favorites:
Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting as to what to have for dinner.
Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote - Benjamin Franklin.
Benjamin Franklin was great!
So was Washington.
I wish the USA would have real manchen like those guys in DC today!
The enemies of freedom would be swinging from trees....... at the end of ropes!
I agree - Washington was great and what we need today are men of their caliber runnning the show - not likely to happen though.
Humble because of knowledge; mighty by sacrifice. Rudyard Kipling ;)
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No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country. General George Patton
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May G-d have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't.- General Patton
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G-d alaways takes the simplists ways
Albert Einstein.
I love this quote but if this Earth that God created involved simplicity, then whoa, we haven't seen anything.
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"And if God wanted leftist to think he would of given them brains." Very old MasterWolf Quote.
Want more? OK.
"God forbid Hillary becomes president she doesn't need Airforce 1, she has her broom to do all her flying". M.W.
"I never owned a slave so I owe blacks nothing,, However, I did own a black dog once, we named him Foodstamps." M.W.
"Muslims are very strange, they cover their women but expose their camels.. A Strange Saturday Night date." M.W.
" The first time I saw a picture of Nancy Pelosi smiling, I thought to myself "Wow! I didn't know Caeser Romero (Joker from the old Batman that died many moons ago) was still alive?!" M.W.
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"I never owned a slave so I owe blacks nothing,, However, I did own a black dog once, we named him Foodstamps." M.W.
LOL. I had a black cat once and I named him Tyrone. He died before my parents could get him his shots. Maybe he had feline AIDS. That would make sense, right?
" The first time I saw a picture of Nancy Pelosi smiling, I thought to myself "Wow! I didn't know Caeser Romero (Joker from the old Batman that died many moons ago) was still alive?!" M.W.
Man, are you rght.
She is really creepy to look at and she never blinks just like Steve Forbes. He never blinks either. Maybe they're alien visitors sent to take over our government.
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The botox froze her face
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Another one of my latest quotes..
"AND TO THINK OF ALL THE DEM CANDIDATES HILLARY IS THE ONE WITH TESTOSTERONE''... M.W.
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Here's a funny one from Joe Biden, the dumbest man in the U.S. Senate:
"Hey, I can get votes in South, Delaware was once a slave state."
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Ronald Reagan during the TWA hijacking when he was unaware he was live to air.................
" After seeing 'Rambo' last night, I know what I'll do next time".
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"France has neither winter nor summer nor morals. Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country. France has usually been governed by prostitutes."
-Mark Twain
"International law is that law which the wicked do not obey and the righteous do not enforce." -Abba Eban
"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life." -Winston Churchill
"Courage is being scared to death…and saddling up anyway." - John Wayne
"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." -Sigmund Freud
"Communism is like prohibition, it's a good idea but it won't work." - Will Rogers
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Thanks, Gruzini.
I've added those to my collection. They're really good.
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Reagan,
"My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes." (circa 1982)
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No prob newman, I also added some of your quotes to my favorites...keep up the good work!
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"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." Albert Einstein
"I am only one, but I am one. I cannot do everything, but I can do something. I will not refuse to do something that I can do. What I can do I should do, and what I should do, by the grace of God, I will do."
Edward Everett Hale
"An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile hoping it will eat him last." Winston Churchill
"In the beginning of a change, the patriot is a scarce man, brave, hated and scorned. When his cause succeeds however, the timid join him, for then it cost nothing to be a patriot." Mark Twain
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win." Mahatma Gandhi
"To see what is in front of one's nose needs a constant struggle." George Orwell
"If there is to be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may live in peace." Thomas Paine
"I have understood well that the duty of self preservation rests solely with the American people."
Abraham Lincoln
"The liberties of our country, the freedom of our civil constitution, are worth defending at all hazards, and it is our duty to defend them against all attackers." Samuel Adams
"When you come to the fork in the road, take it." Yogi Berra
"They ain't be no English going on round here." Gary Sheffield
"Ahh, yes, number nine. See, the white man, the Jew man, do not know this. This is when the mother ship will come, send down the baby ships and take all the brothers, all the sisters, up to the mother ship."
Louis farrakhan
"Whatever you do, don't get out of your car." Rodney King and Reginald Denny
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"My name is Felix Unger. Backwards that's Xilef Regnu." -Tony Randall
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"My name is Felix Unger. Backwards that's Xilef Regnu." -Tony Randall
L O L !
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"Hillary is so damn ugly that when she went out to eat, she asked the waiter for a doggie bag to take home, so the waiter put a bag over her head". MasterWolf
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"I experimented with marijuana a time or two, and I didn't like it. I didn't inhale."
--Bill Clinton (The New York Times, 3/30/92)
Oh wait... that wasn't a "Great" quote. lol
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"Read my lips.....I did NOT have sex with THAT woman"...W J Clinton.
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"That depends on what the definition of is, is." W.J. Clinton
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"It depends on what you mean by 'alone.'" - W.J. Clinton
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"The tendency in Africa for nations to become independent, and at the same time to do justice to all, does not only mean being just to the black man of Africa, but also to be just to the white man of Africa. We call ourselves Europeans, but actually we represent the white men of Africa. They are the people not only in the Union but through major portions of Africa who brought civilization here, who made the present developments of black nationalism possible. By bringing them education, by showing them this way of life, by bringing in industrial development, by bringing in the ideals which western civilization has developed itself. And the white man came to Africa, perhaps to trade, in some cases, perhaps to bring the gospel; has remained to stay. And particularly we in this southern most portion in Africa, have such a stake here that this is our only motherland, we have no where else to go. We settled a country bare, and the Bantu came in this country and settled certain portions for themselves, and it is in line with the thinking of Africa, to grant those fullest rights which we also with you admit all people should have and believe providing those rights for those people in the fullest degree in that part of southern Africa which their forefathers found for themselves and settled in. But similarly, we believe in balance, we believe in allowing exactly those same full opportunities to remain within the grasp of the white man who has made all this possible."
- South African Prime Minister Dr. Hendrik Frensch Verwoerd
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"Dinner is burned." --- My Wife (sarcasm)
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"Dinner is burned." --- My Wife (sarcasm)
" My houskeeper gets her recipes from the 'Tanach'. They're either burnt offerings or bloody sacrifices."........unknown catholic priest.
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OY VEY !!! ;)
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"Leave the gun. Get the cannoli." Clemenza
"The horror, the horror." Col. Kurtz
"I broke the dam, really, I broke the dam." Stan Marsh
'The question is, are you still the master of your domain." Jerry Seinfeld
"From now on, they will be known as Butt Buddies." South Park Colorado Governor
'Ok, we'll take the ch*&ks and the Ni&%$rs, but we dont want no Irish." Blazing Saddles
"I brive a dus, I mean, I dus a brive." Ralph Kramden
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" But I don' do dat, mmmm hmmm"........Erica
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"She insulted my town, she insulted my son, she insulted my authority! And that's nothing but pure & simple, old fashion communism!"............. Sheriff Buford T Justice.
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IF YOU DONT LIVE FOR SOMETHING YOU WILL DIE AS NOTHING
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"A Bad peace is worse than war"
"It's better to be feared, than loved"
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I personally love war quotes, because they can be applied to normal day life since every day is a struggle with those muzlems around.
Since fear and love can hardly co-exist, It is safer to be feared than loved.
The sinews of war are not gold, but great soldiers.
- Niccoló Machiavelli
It is easy to be brave behind a castle wall
In a fight anger is as good as courage
- Welsh Proverbs
Only the dead have seen the end of war
- Plato
Come back with your shield in hand or on top of it
- A spartan mother to her son
I do not know what the third word war will be fought with, but the fourth will be fought with sticks and stones.
- Albert Einstein
A man can die but once
A victory is twice itself if the victor brings home full numbers
- William Shakespear
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"I brive a dus, I mean, I dus a brive." Ralph Kramden
Now you've gone ahead and done it.
"Hamana-hamana-hamana-hamana."
"You're a riot, Alice. You're a regular riot. Hope they like those jokes on the moon, 'cause that's where you're goin'."
"One of these days, Alice, one of these days... bang... zoom."
"Har har, hardee har har!"
(Pointing at Mother in Law) YOU! . . . ARE A BLAH-BER-MOUTH!......A BLAH-BER-MOUTH! . . . YOU! . . . BLABBERMOUTH! . . .OUT! . . . OOUUT! . . . OUT!
- Jackie Gleason
"Step up. Plant your feet firmly.... hellooo, ball."
"Sheesh. What a grouch."
"Official space helmet on, Captain Video!"
- Art Carney
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I hate talking in front of big crowds:
I piss pronounce most of my worms
THE TWO RONNIES
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"Moreover, in the darkest times of the Middle Ages, when the Asiatic cloud masses had gathered heavily over Europe, it was Jewish free-thinkers, scholars, and physicians who clung to the banner of enlightenment and spiritual independence in the face of the harshest personal pressures and defended Europe against Asia. We owe it to their exertions, not least of all, that a more natural, more rational, and certainly unmythical explanation of the world was eventually able to triumph again, and that the bond of culture which now links us with the enlightenment of Greco-Roman antiquity remained unbroken. If Christianity has done everything to orientalize the Occident, Judaism has helped significantly to occidentalize it again and again: in a certain sense this means as much as making Europe's task and history a continuation of the Greek."
-- Friedrich Nietzsche, HUMAN, ALL TOO HUMAN
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"I am a black muslim representative here to endorse ...... Hillary Soddom Clinton " ---Chaim Ben Pesach
http://youtube.com/watch?v=cXUJzSnltSU (http://youtube.com/watch?v=cXUJzSnltSU)
(http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q130/mississippimud_2007/Chaimblackmuslim.jpg)
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"The applicant is a bum."
"And there was a clock with a horse in it's stomach."
"I wouldn't send a knight out on a dog like this."
"Oh, it can core a apple."
"I bet you never ran into a bus driver before."
" But momma, it's sonny boy."
"Fill it up and point it towards Mexico."
"I was rich for a couple of days Alice, no other bum in this building can say that."
" Bigger than you, I have a friend Shirley bigger than you."
"I never knew davey Crockett was so fat."
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Here are some of my favorite quotes from the great humorist Will Rogers:
"The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has."
"I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts."
"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you."
"You can't say that civilization don't advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way."
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my fav are
"where did that bloody iceberg come from?"------capt of Titanic.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
"We don't all agree on everything. I don't agree with myself on everything." --Rudy Giuliani, speaking at the Conservative Political Action Conference
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Persius-
Who was the first to forge the deadly blade, of rugged steal his savage soul was made
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Welsh proverb
It is easy to be brave behind a castle wall
Irish proverb
In a fight anger is as good as courage
Navajo proverb
At night all cats are leopards
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=PVa2jS0keCM (http://youtube.com/watch?v=PVa2jS0keCM)
President Bush calls the 19 muslim vermin that murdered 3000 people "kids".
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Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
Who said that ? It sounds familiar...
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Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
Who said that ? It sounds familiar...
Well, according to him, Winston Churchill...
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Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
Who said that ? It sounds familiar...
Well, according to him, Winston Churchill...
It's true. Churchill did say that to a woman.
Mary Astor to Churchill:
"If you were my husband, I'd poison your coffee!"
Churchill to Mary Astor:
"Madame, If I were your husband, I'd drink it!"
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Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
Winston Churchill
Who said that ? It sounds familiar...
Well, according to him, Winston Churchill...
Sorry, I havn't notice the "Winston Churchill".
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"beep beep beep beep" The smoke alarm when my Wife cooks :::D