Author Topic: JTFers that enjoy a little fun. Do your best, name a Kwanzaa Karol Title (Read 2382 times)

MasterWolf1 · « **on:** December 03, 2009, 01:46:30 AM »

Have a bit of fun on this thread,, give out some of the best titles you can think of about Kwanzaa. For Example.

Twas da Night Befo Lootin.

The One and Only Mo · « **Reply #1 on:** December 03, 2009, 01:53:25 AM »

O Father, Mother, Allah, I was made from you,
When I'm trained and ready,
I will go KABOOM!

The One and Only Mo · « **Reply #2 on:** December 03, 2009, 01:56:32 AM »

Silent knife,
holy knife,
to chop off the clitoris
of my daughters and wives.
Round your pedophile, rapist Muhammed,
he really liked little boys,
So now we blow up our kids to kill kikes,
now we blow up our kids to kill kikes.

The One and Only Mo · « **Reply #3 on:** December 03, 2009, 01:59:15 AM »

Tis the season for explosions, ALLAH LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA.
Terrorism to get virgins, ALLAH, LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA.
My entire people are like rodents ALLAH, LA LA LA LA LA LA LA.
Now I must go roll in feces, I'm a stupid muslim nazi, LA LA LA LA.

MasterWolf1 · « **Reply #4 on:** December 03, 2009, 02:01:41 AM »

Chitlens roastin on an open fire, Mike Tyson nippin at your ear.

The One and Only Mo · « **Reply #5 on:** December 03, 2009, 02:03:12 AM »

Kwanza oh Kwanza come kill American,
Let's have a party like after 9/11,
Gather round the cave and I'll give you a treat,
your usual piece of dung and a jew-boy to beat.
And while we, are eating, our leaders are planning attacks.
One for each night, an explosion so bright, to take over the world is yet to come,
taking over the world is yet to come.

The One and Only Mo · « **Reply #6 on:** December 03, 2009, 02:05:13 AM »

Jingle Bells, Obama (and Muslims) smell, Biden laid an egg,
Hillary's a ho, who married a schmo, and Michelle's an ugly negro.

The One and Only Mo · « **Reply #7 on:** December 03, 2009, 02:05:48 AM »

Wow it's 3:20 in the morning and I am rolling.

The One and Only Mo · « **Reply #8 on:** December 03, 2009, 02:12:28 AM »

Well the muzzies in the world are frightful,
and their odor, not so delightful,
They've got no place to go,
so they make Israel their home.

They think a 2 state solution will work,
because Obama is such a jerk,
now his ratings are dropping so low,
His wife is an ugly negro.

Well, the Gaza was really burnin',
this time last year muzzies were learnin',
that if you launch rockets from the West Bank,
you'll wake up seeing a tank.

MasterWolf1 · « **Reply #9 on:** December 03, 2009, 04:15:54 AM »

Frosty the white man, had a job and a pocket full of cash, till one day Tyrone met him on his way and tried to snatch his wallet and dash. But Frosty was too smart for him he had something in hand. A Colt 45 to stay alive and I don't mean the malt liquor brand. Frosty the white man became a hero around his way, he said to the boys and girls don't worry Tyrone will think twice to come back another day.

takebackourtemple · « **Reply #10 on:** December 03, 2009, 05:58:52 AM »

I thought Kwanzaa was black and not Muslim?

There is always

"I saw OJ sitting in the Kwanzaa Jail"

SW · « **Reply #11 on:** December 03, 2009, 06:13:36 AM »

„Der Islamist, das ist ein armer Wicht,
Die gute Laune kennt er nicht,
Hat keine schöne Volksmusik,
Und führt dann gern Guerilla-Krieg.

Vom Himmel tropft das Flugbenzin;
Vom Minarett der Muezzin :
„ Mit Mohammed und Allah,
Tod Israel, Tod U.S.A. !“

Die Frau verhüllt er gern mit Stoff,
Und betet mit Kalaschnikow.
Das Polka-Tanzen fällt ihm schwer,
Drum bombt er gern im Nahverkehr.

Selbstmord-Attentäter,
Komm ein bisschen später,
Und verüb Dein Attentat,
Ganz allein für Dich privat.

Selbstmord-Attentäter,
Hisbollah und Hamas,
Verbreiten schlechte Laune,
Und machen keinen Spaß.

"The Islamist, which is a poor wretch,
The good mood he does not know
Has not a beautiful folk music,
And then runs like guerrilla war.

Aviation fuel is dripping from the sky;
From the minaret, the muezzin:
"With Mohammed and Allah,
Death to Israel, death U.S.A.! "

The woman he loved covered with fabric,
And prays with Kalashnikov.
The Polka-Dancing is hard for him,
That's why he likes bombt in urban transport.

Suicide bombers
Come a little bit later,
And commit your attack,
Home all alone for you.

Suicide bombers
Hezbollah and Hamas,
Spread in a bad mood,
And not fun.

A bit bad translation, but ok.

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #12 on:** December 03, 2009, 08:37:50 AM »

I saw Mommy kissing Farrakhan!

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #13 on:** December 03, 2009, 08:42:01 AM »

Rockin' around the Ka'aba Stone!

pennyjangle · « **Reply #14 on:** December 03, 2009, 08:52:54 AM »

Quote from: Mo2388 on December 03, 2009, 02:12:28 AM

Well the muzzies in the world are frightful,
and their odor, not so delightful,
They've got no place to go,
so they make Israel their home.

They think a 2 state solution will work,
because Obama is such a jerk,
now his ratings are dropping so low,
His wife is an ugly negro.
Well, the Gaza was really burnin',
this time last year muzzies were learnin',
that if you launch rockets from the West Bank,
you'll wake up seeing a tank.

Mo your hilarious.........

Rubystars · « **Reply #15 on:** December 03, 2009, 09:22:54 AM »

Corn don't be native to Africa

Corn don't be native to Africa
The white devil brought it dere

We be usin it for Kwanzaa decoratin'
We beat the kids hard if they not paw-tiss-a-patin

We be eatin corn bread, fritos, and grape kool-aid
an' we all be gatherin round the bucket of KFC
We bow our nappy haid
and thank Obama for all that we see

We be stealin the menorah from Jews
we make it black, red, and green
From other cultures we take everything we can use
We don't come up with stuff ourselves, that we never done seen

MasterWolf1 · « **Reply #16 on:** December 03, 2009, 01:40:17 PM »

Jingel Bell Crack Rock.

Serbian Canadian · « **Reply #17 on:** December 03, 2009, 03:35:26 PM »

Quote from: Mo2388 on December 03, 2009, 02:12:28 AM

Well the muzzies in the world are frightful,
and their odor, not so delightful,
They've got no place to go,
so they make Israel their home.

They think a 2 state solution will work,
because Obama is such a jerk,
now his ratings are dropping so low,
His wife is an ugly negro.

Well, the Gaza was really burnin',
this time last year muzzies were learnin',
that if you launch rockets from the West Bank,
you'll wake up seeing a tank.

Creative writing!

The One and Only Mo · « **Reply #18 on:** December 03, 2009, 03:38:23 PM »

Quote from: Serbian Canadian on December 03, 2009, 03:35:26 PM

Quote from: Mo2388 on December 03, 2009, 02:12:28 AM
Well the muzzies in the world are frightful,
and their odor, not so delightful,
They've got no place to go,
so they make Israel their home.

They think a 2 state solution will work,
because Obama is such a jerk,
now his ratings are dropping so low,
His wife is an ugly negro.

Well, the Gaza was really burnin',
this time last year muzzies were learnin',
that if you launch rockets from the West Bank,
you'll wake up seeing a tank.

Creative writing!

Thanks,lol.

Rubystars · « **Reply #19 on:** December 03, 2009, 03:38:59 PM »

MW that gave me an idea:

"Jiggaboo, Jiggaboo, [censored] Rock

Jiggaboos swing and jiggaboos bling

Smoking and blowing up bushels of crime,

Now it is the jiggaboo hip hop time

Break dancin and struttin, in jiggaboo square,
in the crack smoke air

MasterWolf1 · « **Reply #20 on:** December 03, 2009, 03:39:24 PM »

Brazillia got runned over by a reindeer

Rubystars · « **Reply #21 on:** December 03, 2009, 03:40:50 PM »

Quote from: MasterWolf1 on December 03, 2009, 03:39:24 PM

Brazillia got runned over by a reindeer

La'Oprahfelia says deres no such thing as reindeer, but as for Tyrone and Jamal, day believe

Zelhar · « **Reply #22 on:** December 03, 2009, 04:15:52 PM »

Da Kwanza be a day, we beat on drums,
we sing and dance,
the hood be clean,
cause we emptied YT stash

Now our bro is the prez, we happy happy
happy happy happy, our man,
he bring kwanzaa to us everyday
the better stuff he give us

Bring us more stuff, more more, more !
The better stuff we ax for,
now we get from our man O
more more more more more more !

briann · « **Reply #23 on:** December 03, 2009, 04:46:57 PM »

My favorite are

Jungle Bells

The night before Kwanzaa (This actually was parodied on Rush)

Moshe92 · « **Reply #24 on:** December 03, 2009, 05:52:47 PM »

Attacked a sistah and went to jail, lalalalala, lalalala
Converted to Islam in the cell, lalalalala, lalalala
When I'm free you better hide, no white man will remain alive
Tis the season for some jihad, lalalalala, lalalala

Author Topic: JTFers that enjoy a little fun. Do your best, name a Kwanzaa Karol Title (Read 2382 times)

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