What bothers me the most about executions is the ever rising cost of carrying them out!
Gallows require building and maintenance, diapers for the condemned, professional hangman, priest or rabbi, etc...
Electric chairs run up the State's power bill each month.
Gas chambers are potentially dangerous to the witnesses.
Lethal injection? Get serious.
Therefore, I propose that all condemned prisoners be locked inside a 2' x 4' bamboo cage, and then throw away the key. The cage can then be suspended high up in a tree or some other area. And that's that! This way, no mess, no bother, no guilt, no "clean-up", almost no expense.
An even cleaner method, would be to take the manacled prisoner(s) out to sea, and then push them out of the boat in heavily shark infested waters. Why should our sea-faring fish friends go hungry?
Some will argue that the condemned should "suffer" as part of their punishment. Perhaps they are right!...So, I propose offering the condemned one last cigarette, put a Marlboro in their mouth, and then don't light it!
No mess; no fuss; Capitol Punishment R Us!