Welcome to the Dannycookie "Ask the Love Doctor Show!"

[Dr. Dan]

Retarded?  do you think thats half the problem why so many people are single in this world?

the first of half of that half are single becuase they're expectations are too high.
the second of half of that half are single because they sit around at the jtf/e forum all day and night and virtually have no other life and have probably been bitten by the Lakanookie virus.

[Dr. Dan]

Dr Dan,

Where do missing socks go and who's responsible?

Usually the "Underwear gnomes" take them and use them to make a profit in something.

Either that, or that half man half goat animal takes it and runs away with it.

Dear Dr. Dan,

What's step 2?

I think it's dumdeedumdeedum...

I still don't see how that translates into profit.  Gnome's magic I guess...

It's in a southpark episode..forgot what that answer was...have to watch tonight before i go to bed.

[OdKahaneChai]

Dr Dan,

Where do missing socks go and who's responsible?

Usually the "Underwear gnomes" take them and use them to make a profit in something.

Either that, or that half man half goat animal takes it and runs away with it.

Dear Dr. Dan,

What's step 2?

I think it's dumdeedumdeedum...

I still don't see how that translates into profit.  Gnome's magic I guess...

It's in a southpark episode..forgot what that answer was...have to watch tonight before i go to bed.

They never gave an answer!  Wouldn't be too funny if there was an answer, would it?

[Dr. Dan]

Dr Dan,

Where do missing socks go and who's responsible?

Usually the "Underwear gnomes" take them and use them to make a profit in something.

Either that, or that half man half goat animal takes it and runs away with it.

Dear Dr. Dan,

What's step 2?

I think it's dumdeedumdeedum...

I still don't see how that translates into profit.  Gnome's magic I guess...

It's in a southpark episode..forgot what that answer was...have to watch tonight before i go to bed.

They never gave an answer!  Wouldn't be too funny if there was an answer, would it?

you know exactly what i was talking about though.

[kellymaureen]

And some of us are single not because we are picky in the usual sense (ie shallow), but because we have to be more careful about the choices we make because we arent just making them for ourselves 

[Dr. Dan]

And some of us are single not because we are picky in the usual sense (ie shallow), but because we have to be more careful about the choices we make because we arent just making them for ourselves 

Yeh, but this is the Jewish dating section

[kellymaureen]

And some of us are single not because we are picky in the usual sense (ie shallow), but because we have to be more careful about the choices we make because we arent just making them for ourselves 

Yeh, but this is the Jewish dating section

And?  I wasnt asking anyone out   only offering another opinion as to why people may remain single, this would apply to divorced people as well.

[Dr. Dan]

And some of us are single not because we are picky in the usual sense (ie shallow), but because we have to be more careful about the choices we make because we arent just making them for ourselves 

Yeh, but this is the Jewish dating section

And?  I wasnt asking anyone out   only offering another opinion as to why people may remain single, this would apply to divorced people as well.

divorced doesn't count as single...you had sex already...

[Kiwi]

And some of us are single not because we are picky in the usual sense (ie shallow), but because we have to be more careful about the choices we make because we arent just making them for ourselves 

Yeh, but this is the Jewish dating section

And?  I wasnt asking anyone out   only offering another opinion as to why people may remain single, this would apply to divorced people as well.

divorced doesn't count as single...you had sex already...

What?

So single people have to be virgins ?

What makes us non virgins then that are without partners?

[kellymaureen]

And some of us are single not because we are picky in the usual sense (ie shallow), but because we have to be more careful about the choices we make because we arent just making them for ourselves 

Yeh, but this is the Jewish dating section

And?  I wasnt asking anyone out   only offering another opinion as to why people may remain single, this would apply to divorced people as well.

divorced doesn't count as single...you had sex already...

Maybe thats why theyre divorced

[newman]

It might actually be harder for virgins to get a partner because few people want a 'rookie'.

[Kiwi]

Then again you can tell a virgin anything and they would believe it, because they know no better.

[Dr. Dan]

And some of us are single not because we are picky in the usual sense (ie shallow), but because we have to be more careful about the choices we make because we arent just making them for ourselves 

Yeh, but this is the Jewish dating section

And?  I wasnt asking anyone out   only offering another opinion as to why people may remain single, this would apply to divorced people as well.

divorced doesn't count as single...you had sex already...

What?

So single people have to be virgins ?

What makes us non virgins then that are without partners?

Once someone has been married, they had the blessing of being married sometime in their life. Same goes for a widowed person.  It's not about the sex...I was joking...

[Dr. Dan]

It might actually be harder for virgins to get a partner because few people want a 'rookie'.

We live in evil times...and in most places I think you might be right...but that's not the case everywhere...Not for me at least.

[Kiwi]

Once someone has been married, they had the blessing of being married sometime in their life. Same goes for a widowed person.  It's not about the sex...I was joking...

Marriage  is I think either a blessing or a curse. Just a state of being, a phase in ones life.

Being through twice, I can compare them

Each had happiness, each had unhappiness, but you learn something different. And many this, if you make a mistake, you need to fix it.

Most importantly you must never lose sight of who you are. Many I think question beyond what they should.

Self doubt, why this, why that. Instead of seeing things in a new light, and understanding your own faults and maybe correcting them, or find  a person that doesn't mind, a non prefect being.

There are different people in this world some to seem to fight every step of the way, and others that have the easy road and things fall simply into place.

I think some are fated to be single, some are fated to keep trying, and some are fated to fall into a easy road and marry and live in bliss on their first time.

Now I do have a question Doc, after all that.

Do you believe there is a soul mate for everyone? 

[mord]

Dr. Dan a question for you,it seems no Jewish girls like me only Gentile girls will talk to me .Can it be that it's Because i'm not a Doctor ,Dentist or accountant

[Dr. Dan]

Once someone has been married, they had the blessing of being married sometime in their life. Same goes for a widowed person.  It's not about the sex...I was joking...

Marriage  is I think either a blessing or a curse. Just a state of being, a phase in ones life.

Being through twice, I can compare them

Each had happiness, each had unhappiness, but you learn something different. And many this, if you make a mistake, you need to fix it.

Most importantly you must never lose sight of who you are. Many I think question beyond what they should.

Self doubt, why this, why that. Instead of seeing things in a new light, and understanding your own faults and maybe correcting them, or find  a person that doesn't mind, a non prefect being.

There are different people in this world some to seem to fight every step of the way, and others that have the easy road and things fall simply into place.

I think some are fated to be single, some are fated to keep trying, and some are fated to fall into a easy road and marry and live in bliss on their first time.

Now I do have a question Doc, after all that.

Do you believe there is a soul mate for everyone? 

In my opinion, so far, there are soul mate(s) for everyone...

and you know when you find him/her once you are married have kids and one or both pass on...at that point, you pretty much that know that was your soul mate.

Why the plural? Because sometimes one unforutnately gets widowed too early in life.  But if they find a second to live happily with and under the same scenario, that is the time you have that second soul mate.

[Dr. Dan]

Dr. Dan a question for you,it seems no Jewish girls like me only Gentile girls will talk to me .Can it be that it's Because i'm not a Doctor ,Dentist or accountant

1. Are you in a community of majority non Jewish women?
2. What do you do for a living?
3. How old are you?

[newman]

How can there be soul mates for people who are ugly & fat (for example)?

[Dr. Dan]

How can there be soul mates for people who are ugly & fat (for example)?

Believe me there are...I have seen plenty of ugly people happily married to each other..

Secondly Not every ugly person wants a beautiful person and would rather go for someone with more character...

[newman]

How can there be soul mates for people who are ugly & fat (for example)?

Believe me there are...I have seen plenty of ugly people happily married to each other..

Secondly Not every ugly person wants a beautiful person and would rather go for someone with more character...

What if someone is short, fat, ugly, near-sighted and they're only attracted to people who look like Elle McPhearson?

[mord]

Dr. Dan a question for you,it seems no Jewish girls like me only Gentile girls will talk to me .Can it be that it's Because i'm not a Doctor ,Dentist or accountant

1. Are you in a community of majority non Jewish women?
2. What do you do for a living?
3. How old are you?

1.Mixed both pretty equal
            2. SOMETHING HONORABLE BUT MOST JEWISH GIRLS DISDAIN IT
            3 38

[Dr. Dan]

How can there be soul mates for people who are ugly & fat (for example)?

Believe me there are...I have seen plenty of ugly people happily married to each other..

Secondly Not every ugly person wants a beautiful person and would rather go for someone with more character...

What if someone is short, fat, ugly, near-sighted and they're only attracted to people who look like Elle McPhearson?

then this person, like any other, is doomed because all he looks for is physical beauty is completely missing the boat...so by looking in all the wrong places, he will never meet his true soul mate.

[Dr. Dan]

Dr. Dan a question for you,it seems no Jewish girls like me only Gentile girls will talk to me .Can it be that it's Because i'm not a Doctor ,Dentist or accountant

1. Are you in a community of majority non Jewish women?
2. What do you do for a living?
3. How old are you?

1.Mixed both pretty equal
            2. SOMETHING HONORABLE BUT MOST JEWISH GIRLS DISDAIN IT
            3 38

The job which you have...can it put food on the table and make an adequate living for you and your wife and 6 little kids in the future? 

[Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks]

Dr. Dan, why are there so very few Christian Zionist women who only want to adopt and detest smoking and alcohol use?