Welcome to the Dannycookie "Ask the Love Doctor Show!"

[JTFFan]

wow lol this is interesting 

Excatly how many relationships have you had Doctor 

I hope he confines his pre-marital 'socialising' to shiksas and doesn't defile any nice Jewish girls.

That would be a disaster if that happened. But I'm sure he's a nice doctor

[Dr. Dan]

What's their stand on gay adoption?

If my rabbis  cool with gay marraige then I'm sure he's cool with adoption by gay parents.

Oddly enough I only agree with gays adopting kids, but not getting married...I would rather a child have loving gay parents than no parents at all.

You've a problem with them getting married but NONE with them havomy sodomy and feces-eating sessions in front of children?!!!?

No i think sodomy is inappropriate and i can't speak for a homosexual because i dont' know what it's like to be in their shoes.  yes, there are some who promote it and are proud...and that's even more evil...Others, keep it quiet and live their lives. Many of those who are like that are majority sweet people...smart, educated, clean, affectionate...but not all are like that.  There are a few who are homosexual and who believe in monogomy and are comfortable enough to be with their partner for the rest of their lives. yes, I think it's inappropriate and immoral...but I can't stop them from that kind of life style...All I can say is that i disagree with it and that it is inappropriate. But the bottom line...if they have that loving home, an orphan preferbly one that nobody else wants to adopt, is better off being in their home than being in no one's home with no parents.

Danny you're naive.

Fags don't really want kids. They don't have women's biological clock.

They only want to USE kids as a prop to gain respectability and acceptance from mainstream society.

I woudlnt' be surprised if that was how the majority really felt...but my point here was that lesser of two evils is that a child have loving gay parents over no parents at all.  Of course much much much better with loving straight parents than anything else...but let's just say that was not the situation.

There's a huge waiting list for new-born white babies already. The only surplus is troubled or delinquent kids. Living with fags will just turn them into seriel killers. Bad idea.

Oh now who's being naive?!

Why do people BUY babies, then? Check it out. The waiting list for babies (under 2 years old) is huge. That's why people buy babies both from the USA AND mexico.

Maybe then I should clarify. In my opinion, loving straight parents should be higher up on the list than gay couples to adopt babies especially under the age of 2 years.


Same goes with teenagers and any child over the age of 2, 5, 8, 10 etc...  Bottom line, there could be some orphaned teen agers that nobody adopts and are better off with loving gay couples than no parents.

Danny,

If fags are allowed to adopt it''ll create a precident and open the door for EVERYBODY to adopt.

Next thing is single men adopting! I can hardly wait to adopt that 16 year old Korean girl I've had my eye on!

Politically incorrect provisions can be made...However, you have a good point...and what stops a couple for pretending to be married to adopt a child? Personally, I konw nothing about the process...and still yo have a good point...You read into my strategy...I was actually eyeing on a 14 year old Indonesian girl (Gd forbid!)

Ok let's move the thread about gay adoption on another spot...do we have a NEW QUESTION?

[Dr. Dan]

What's their stand on gay adoption?

If my rabbis  cool with gay marraige then I'm sure he's cool with adoption by gay parents.

Oddly enough I only agree with gays adopting kids, but not getting married...I would rather a child have loving gay parents than no parents at all.

What about a single gay parent who just wants a kid but doesn't want to get married? Maybe he doesn't want to have a gay relationship because he knows it's wrong.

Before we get to gay, what about a straight single woman?  Or a straight single man?  Is it against the rules for them to adopt a child?

[Dr. Dan]

Are you still dating the woman you said you had to go to when I briefly saw you at The Israel Day Parade?

No, but she is a good woman.

[Dr. Dan]

Do you condemn pre-marital sex? Does your rabbi?

I don't condemn it, but I don't advocate it either...

My brain is in evil times so let me rationalize my point of view of it in today's time:

If there were no pre-marital sex, then people shoudl get married younger or else there is a chance that more evil can erupt from within the frustration.

On the other hand, our society is dirty and that may be the reason why.

And you might say, if one studies Torah, he/she won't be as tempted.  I might say, not all people study Torah.

I will add, however, that pre-marital sex can lead to even more evil especially with most human beings.  Especially human beings who didn't have good strong parents. I'm lucky to have the best parents a guy like me could have...

However, I will say one thing. It is much much more important to teach your children and yourselves if you are virgins to not practice pre-marital sex. It's much harder to be celebate once you had sex once.  Stay a virgin for as long as you can.

I will add, I think women should definately stay virgins since they can marry younger...It is good for men to be virgins too...but shouldn't be as necessary. However  every good man should treat a girl he is dating like he woudl want his daughter to be treated.

Sex should only be between two people who really really really love each other..and it is better if they wait till they get married.

So you see, in evil times, my brain is confused


I think my rabbi disagrees with pre-marital sex. He knows it goes on.  He knows that it can lead to trouble.  But does he condemn it?  I think he only advices against it especially to young people who are most vulnerable to it.

[Dr. Dan]

wow lol this is interesting 

Excatly how many relationships have you had Doctor 

Lost track...I'm 30 years old now...and no, i'm not interested in putzing around...want to find my soulmate and vice versa (to find me).

[Dr. Dan]

wow lol this is interesting 

Excatly how many relationships have you had Doctor 

I hope he confines his pre-marital 'socialising' to shiksas and doesn't defile any nice Jewish girls.

I don't date non Jewish girls...Just like I don't eat pork, shrimp, and other treyf unkosher foods...

Have I dabbled? yes, for two seconds...not once did it feel right, thank Gd.

Do I go after Jewish girls today for selfish physical reasons? No.  Because I have dabbled in that too and it never felt right or good to me, Thank Gd.

[Dr. Dan]

wow lol this is interesting 

Excatly how many relationships have you had Doctor 

I hope he confines his pre-marital 'socialising' to shiksas and doesn't defile any nice Jewish girls.

That would be a disaster if that happened. But I'm sure he's a nice doctor

If there was ever a girl that I "defiled" it definately wasn't any nice ones.  Only the ones that chose to defile me as well.  It's a two-way street, guys!  And I still don't understand it.  Women have a drive sometimes stronger than us men...The only thing is that they know how to much better channel their energy and filter it out to think more rationally than us. That's why we have more rules to follow.  Men's brains are raw and we react to things with a temper and very little level headedness. For us to be level headed we have to really really try hard. 

[newman]

Stop mucking about, Danny.

No wonder your "brain is confused".

Grow a beard, whack a kippa on your head, get your butt on an El Al flight to Israel, go out to Yesha and find one of those cool, uzi-packing 'settler' babes in a long skirt. Don't even bother dating. Just marry the first one you see, they're all good.

[Dr. Dan]

Stop mucking about, Danny.

No wonder your "brain is confused".

Grow a beard, whack a kippa on your head, get your butt on an El Al flight to Israel, go out to Yesha and find one of those cool, uzi-packing 'settler' babes in a long skirt. Don't even bother dating. Just marry the first one you see, they're all good.

Oh if I grow a beard....there will be trouble by the women...Facial hair and me...ooofah....I may need to have a few wives....LOL

[newman]

Stop mucking about, Danny.

No wonder your "brain is confused".

Grow a beard, whack a kippa on your head, get your butt on an El Al flight to Israel, go out to Yesha and find one of those cool, uzi-packing 'settler' babes in a long skirt. Don't even bother dating. Just marry the first one you see, they're all good.

Oh if I grow a beard....there will be trouble by the women...Facial hair and me...ooofah....I may need to have a few wives....LOL

I bet you shave with a razor, you pork-eating heretic!

[Dr. Dan]

Stop mucking about, Danny.

No wonder your "brain is confused".

Grow a beard, whack a kippa on your head, get your butt on an El Al flight to Israel, go out to Yesha and find one of those cool, uzi-packing 'settler' babes in a long skirt. Don't even bother dating. Just marry the first one you see, they're all good.

Oh if I grow a beard....there will be trouble by the women...Facial hair and me...ooofah....I may need to have a few wives....LOL

I bet you shave with a razor, you pork-eating heretic!

I do except for the sideburns..

Btw, electric shavers are technically a bunch of little tiny razors and if any religious Jew says it's ok to use it, then it should be ok to flick on a light switch on Shabbat, Gd forbid!


but I don't eat pork....therefore, I'm not a heretic.

[Dr. Dan]

So post your questions like you do for Chaim...and I'll answer each one...two questions per person...or maybe three..do three..or just do four..four per person is fine...

hehe, i'm going to do a broadcast show..and there will be maybe 3 or 4 people posting in this section anyway.

[Dr. Dan]

Do you condemn pre-marital sex? Does your rabbi?

I don't condemn it, but I don't advocate it either...

My brain is in evil times so let me rationalize my point of view of it in today's time:

If there were no pre-marital sex, then people shoudl get married younger or else there is a chance that more evil can erupt from within the frustration.

On the other hand, our society is dirty and that may be the reason why.

And you might say, if one studies Torah, he/she won't be as tempted.  I might say, not all people study Torah.

I will add, however, that pre-marital sex can lead to even more evil especially with most human beings.  Especially human beings who didn't have good strong parents. I'm lucky to have the best parents a guy like me could have...

However, I will say one thing. It is much much more important to teach your children and yourselves if you are virgins to not practice pre-marital sex. It's much harder to be celebate once you had sex once.  Stay a virgin for as long as you can.

I will add, I think women should definately stay virgins since they can marry younger...It is good for men to be virgins too...but shouldn't be as necessary. However  every good man should treat a girl he is dating like he woudl want his daughter to be treated.

Sex should only be between two people who really really really love each other..and it is better if they wait till they get married.

So you see, in evil times, my brain is confused


I think my rabbi disagrees with pre-marital sex. He knows it goes on.  He knows that it can lead to trouble.  But does he condemn it?  I think he only advices against it especially to young people who are most vulnerable to it.

So are you a virgin?

I think it's a double standard where you say it's more important for a woman to remain a virgin than a man. A man can't have sex by himself so here will always be two people doing the sin, one man and one woman.

youre one smart cookie, yaacov!  i think your new name should yaacovcookie26!

[newman]

If Danny's a virgin, so is Paris Hilton.

[Dr. Dan]

You are really doing a show? LOL, this will be funny.

no show..just like today...answering questions...You think I have time for that?!

[newman]

Stop mucking about, Danny.

No wonder your "brain is confused".

Grow a beard, whack a kippa on your head, get your butt on an El Al flight to Israel, go out to Yesha and find one of those cool, uzi-packing 'settler' babes in a long skirt. Don't even bother dating. Just marry the first one you see, they're all good.

Danny should get some tsitsit and jeans and grow his beard.

Some earlocks wouldn't hurt, either.

[newman]

Stop mucking about, Danny.

No wonder your "brain is confused".

Grow a beard, whack a kippa on your head, get your butt on an El Al flight to Israel, go out to Yesha and find one of those cool, uzi-packing 'settler' babes in a long skirt. Don't even bother dating. Just marry the first one you see, they're all good.

Danny should get some tsitsit and jeans and grow his beard.

Some earlocks wouldn't hurt, either.

Yes, and a tartan flannel shirt.

This could be you, Danny.

I think he should get the black Charedi suit with the pants tucked into the socks like that one particular sect does.

[Kiwi]

If there was ever a girl that I "defiled" it definately wasn't any nice ones.  Only the ones that chose to defile me as well.  It's a two-way street, guys!  And I still don't understand it.  Women have a drive sometimes stronger than us men...The only thing is that they know how to much better channel their energy and filter it out to think more rationally than us. That's why we have more rules to follow.  Men's brains are raw and we react to things with a temper and very little level headedness. For us to be level headed we have to really really try hard. 

  I was thinking some might want the naughty ones 

[Kiwi]

If Danny's a virgin, so is Paris Hilton.

What come on she was just practicing 

[newman]

If Danny's a virgin, so is Paris Hilton.

What come on she was just practicing 

Practicing to do what?

Smuggle salamis??

[Dr. Dan]

You didn't answer the question. How did you I'm turning 26 this week?

Which question...

and i don't understand the second question: "How did you I'm turing 26 this week?"  Well are you?

[Kiwi]

If Danny's a virgin, so is Paris Hilton.

What come on she was just practicing 

Practicing to do what?

Smuggle salamis??

And anything else that fits 

[Dr. Dan]

If Danny's a virgin, so is Paris Hilton.

What come on she was just practicing 

Practicing to do what?

Smuggle salamis??

And anything else that fits 

ok children read this forum too..let's keep it clean

[Kiwi]

If Danny's a virgin, so is Paris Hilton.

What come on she was just practicing 

Practicing to do what?

Smuggle salamis??

And anything else that fits 

ok children read this forum too..let's keep it clean

I always do