Welcome to the Dannycookie "Ask the Love Doctor Show!"

[Muck DeFuslims]

An AIDS patient goes to see his doctor.

The doctor says "I have good news and bad news".

The patient says "Tell me the good news first".

The doctor replies "Your going to live until 105".

The happy patient says "That's great !! What's the bad news ?".

The doctor says "I'm talking about pounds, not years". 

[newman]

An AIDS patient goes to see his doctor.

The doctor says "I have good news and bad news".

The patient says "Tell me the good news first".

The doctor replies "Your going to live until 105".

The happy patient says "That's great !! What's the bad news ?".

The doctor says "I'm talking about pounds, not years". 

There's a new diet for AIDS patients.

Lettuce, pita bread & herring.

They're the only things that fit under the door.

[Sarah]

What was wrong with the other side? no JTF forum 

[Dr. Dan]

So a question for all you guys?  What do you do on Saturday nights?

[Kiwi]

Is that guys including girls or just fellas?

[Dr. Dan]

Is that guys including girls or just fellas?

everyone...including girls.

[Kiwi]

cool 

[jdl4ever]

My question:  Can someone be an anti-dentite without being an anti-semite?

[Dr. Dan]

My question:  Can someone be an anti-dentite without being an anti-semite?

It works the same way. If one is an anti-dentite, then they run the risk of losing their teeth and wearing denture which sucks big time.

When someone is an anti-semite, they run the risk of losing their soul and their life spiritually.

[Kiwi]

My question:  Can someone be an anti-dentite without being an anti-semite?

It works the same way. If one is an anti-dentite, then they run the risk of losing their teeth and wearing denture which sucks big time.

When someone is an anti-semite, they run the risk of losing their soul and their life spiritually.

Geez I thought if you were anti-semite was the same. After all once they get teeth are knock out for it, they need dentures anyway.

[Dr. Dan]

My question:  Can someone be an anti-dentite without being an anti-semite?

It works the same way. If one is an anti-dentite, then they run the risk of losing their teeth and wearing denture which sucks big time.

When someone is an anti-semite, they run the risk of losing their soul and their life spiritually.

Geez I thought if you were anti-semite was the same. After all once they get teeth are knock out for it, they need dentures anyway.

or dental implants.

[Dr. Dan]

So a question for all you guys?  What do you do on Saturday nights?

On Saturday nights I realize that my life is boring since I don't do anything. Otherwise, I'll come to the forum, read or start writing something.

Why don't you go and out and do something with your friends?

[Kiwi]

My Saturday night is same as every night I have clients until 10 pm, have my family until the fall asleep. And maybe lucky to have something else 

And then sleep

And while i wait for the something else I am on the computer 

[Dr. Dan]

So a question for all you guys?  What do you do on Saturday nights?

On Saturday nights I realize that my life is boring since I don't do anything. Otherwise, I'll come to the forum, read or start writing something.

Why don't you go and out and do something with your friends?

Well....
My friends from school go out to drink and to parties. I neither drink not go to parties...well at least the ones they do. Or they go to bars and drink there, then go to a party and drink until 5 am. My friends are college kids who like this kind of lifestyle. My other friends from school don't do this but they're mostly Catholic and do religious things on the weekends so I can't go to their Xmas parties or rosary-bonfires. Lastly, the other religious club aka Jewish club: I don't know maybe they found out I'm a Kahanist and no longer speak to me 
So that leaves me with a smaller group of friends who are religious, study a lot and occasionally go out. The end result is me having extremely boring weekends!!!

So if you can pick somethign to do on a saturday night, what would it be?

[Lisa]

My weekends are also mostly boring.  I would love to expand my social circle and make new friends. 

[Dr. Dan]

My weekends are also mostly boring.  I would love to expand my social circle and make new friends. 

what's boring about your weekends?

[Lisa]

I don't have many single women friends. 

[Dr. Dan]

I don't have many single women friends. 

so that leaves you wtih many single guy freinds?

[Ambiorix]

Weekends can be used to see some friends, but I really don't care about going out and drinking.
For me a good weekend is being together with my family.

[Lisa]

That leaves me as kind of a hermit

[Dr. Dan]

That leaves me as kind of a hermit

Why do you choose to be a hermit kind of?

[Dr. Dan]

So a question for all you guys?  What do you do on Saturday nights?

On Saturday nights I realize that my life is boring since I don't do anything. Otherwise, I'll come to the forum, read or start writing something.

Why don't you go and out and do something with your friends?

Well....
My friends from school go out to drink and to parties. I neither drink not go to parties...well at least the ones they do. Or they go to bars and drink there, then go to a party and drink until 5 am. My friends are college kids who like this kind of lifestyle. My other friends from school don't do this but they're mostly Catholic and do religious things on the weekends so I can't go to their Xmas parties or rosary-bonfires. Lastly, the other religious club aka Jewish club: I don't know maybe they found out I'm a Kahanist and no longer speak to me 
So that leaves me with a smaller group of friends who are religious, study a lot and occasionally go out. The end result is me having extremely boring weekends!!!

So if you can pick somethign to do on a saturday night, what would it be?

If I could, ideally I would spend it with someone special wehter indoors or outdoors. If its cold, I would stay indoors in front of the fireplace and drink something warm. Otherwise I love to write stories on the weekends. Or study something interesting like religions or history. That or I'll go shopping and exploring weird world markets. I take my sister along. So my favorite place is called the "Cost Plus World Market" where I can shop through Japanese lanterns, Thai ritual masks, African instruments I never heard about, Indian silk scarves etc. So I guess I like exploring the strange, writing or staying in, it depends.

Do you know anyone near you who is curious or interested in that too? besides yoru sister.

[Lisa]

I dunno.  I'm an introvert. 

[Dr. Dan]

Do you know anyone near you who is curious or interested in that too? besides yoru sister.

Actually, my sister is not interested, she only goes with me because I promise to buy her something. No one close to me likes what I like...in exploring world cultures and unknown places. I think some people are more interested in going to bars, dances and movies. I know that Robert Ripley and Vincent Price would be interested in what I like, but they are dead. Yea this must be weird sounding. 

Well I'm fascinated...too bad i don't live in hollywood

[Dr. Dan]

I dunno.  I'm an introvert. 

If you're an introvert then why are you so successful here?