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Offline Raulmarrio2000

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I have converted to Islam
« on: April 01, 2008, 10:41:00 PM »
Today is April's Fools Day. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Offline FULL METAL JACKET

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Re: I have converted to Islam
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2008, 10:42:53 PM »
lol  ;D  :D
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Re: I have converted to Islam
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2008, 10:53:47 PM »
lol ;D :D :D
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Offline Eliezer Ben Avraham

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Re: I have converted to Islam
« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2008, 11:01:33 PM »
I should have known something was up just by seeing that you weren't banned after posting that....
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Offline Dan

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Re: I have converted to Islam
« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2008, 11:40:43 PM »
Funny!   :::D
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Re: I have converted to Islam
« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2008, 11:47:35 PM »
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Offline Jasmina

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Re: I have converted to Islam
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2008, 12:33:02 AM »
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Re: I have converted to Islam
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2008, 12:35:45 AM »
That would mean you smell like drek from roasting in the desert without showering. I am kidding hehe, just describing your average towelhead.
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Re: I have converted to Islam
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2008, 12:45:42 AM »








ALLAH SNACKBAR! NOW WITH MORE NUTS!!
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Re: I have converted to Islam
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2008, 12:47:33 AM »
I love Skippy.
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Offline Dr. Dan

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Re: I have converted to Islam
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2008, 01:19:05 AM »
i shoudl start a poll: Should April Fools be band?   :laugh:
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Re: I have converted to Islam
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2008, 01:22:16 AM »
ROFLMAO FUNNY :::D
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Re: I have converted to Islam
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2008, 01:42:28 AM »
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Re: I have converted to Islam
« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2008, 01:44:30 AM »
Even Raul's not crazy enough to join that death cult (and that's saying something). :::D
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Offline Ehud

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Re: I have converted to Islam
« Reply #14 on: April 02, 2008, 01:47:59 AM »
Surprisingly, that's the only April fool's joke I've heard all day.  Good one raul!
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Re: I have converted to Islam
« Reply #15 on: April 02, 2008, 01:51:56 AM »
Quote from: newman on April 02, 2008, 01:44:30 AM
Even Raul's not crazy enough to join that death cult (and that's saying something). :::D

What do you mean by EVEN Raul..........? It sound offensive. It's like me saying: even Newman (hating natives), is not crazy enough to join nazism.......
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Re: I have converted to Islam
« Reply #16 on: April 02, 2008, 02:02:12 AM »
Quote from: Raulmarrio2000 on April 02, 2008, 01:51:56 AM
Quote from: newman on April 02, 2008, 01:44:30 AM
Even Raul's not crazy enough to join that death cult (and that's saying something). :::D

What do you mean by EVEN Raul..........? It sound offensive. It's like me saying: even Newman (hating natives), is not crazy enough to join nazism.......
It means you're nuts!......................but we like you anyway. :)
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Offline IslamIsCancer

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Re: I have converted to Islam
« Reply #17 on: April 02, 2008, 03:26:48 AM »
LOL you scared me, it's good I read your post before flaming you.
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Re: I have converted to Islam
« Reply #18 on: April 02, 2008, 04:50:58 AM »
Quote from: Raulmarrio2000 on April 02, 2008, 01:51:56 AM
Quote from: newman on April 02, 2008, 01:44:30 AM
Even Raul's not crazy enough to join that death cult (and that's saying something). :::D

What do you mean by EVEN Raul..........? It sound offensive. It's like me saying: even Newman (hating natives), is not crazy enough to join nazism.......

That's not true; he hates anybody exept other Nemanites 8;) I like both ofyou guys; you're the flavour of this forum. O0
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11 They dress the wound of my people as though it were not serious. Peace, peace, they say, when there is no peace.

12 Are they ashamed of their loathsome conduct? No, they have no shame at all; they do not even know how to blush. So they will fall among the fallen; they will be brought down when they are punished, says the LORD.

13 'I will take away their harvest, declares the LORD. There will be no grapes on the vine. There will be no figs on the tree, and their leaves will wither. What I have given them will be taken from them.'

14 Why are we sitting here? Gather together! Let us flee to the fortified cities and perish there! For the LORD our God has doomed us to perish and given us poisoned water to drink, because we have sinned against him.

15 We hoped for peace but no good has come, for a time of healing but there was only terror.

16 The snorting of the enemy's horses is heard from Dan; at the neighing of their stallions the whole land trembles. They have come to devour the land and everything in it, the city and all who live there.

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Re: I have converted to Islam
« Reply #19 on: April 02, 2008, 05:13:54 AM »
  ;D O0
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Re: I have converted to Islam
« Reply #20 on: April 02, 2008, 06:53:05 AM »
A rare look what prophet of doom mohamad actually looked like

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Re: I have converted to Islam
« Reply #22 on: April 02, 2008, 07:06:30 AM »
Quote from: Raulmarrio2000 on April 01, 2008, 10:41:00 PM
Today is April's Fools Day. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

What a Cockroachy Ratbitts...

April Fool banaya,
To moderator ko gussa aaya  :::D :::D :::D

With Regards... :)
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Offline Wayne Jude

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Re: I have converted to Islam
« Reply #23 on: April 02, 2008, 07:13:39 AM »
Nothing funny here.You guys crack me up,thanks!
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Re: I have converted to Islam
« Reply #24 on: April 02, 2008, 07:14:42 AM »
Quote from: Christianwhitenation.name on April 02, 2008, 07:13:39 AM
Nothing funny here.You guys crack me up,thanks!
Hello brother...who is that in your picture?
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