"Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, "Thank God, I'm still alive." But, of course, those who died, their lives will never be the same again."
- Barbara Boxer, Senator
"We are unable to announce the weather. We depend on weather reports from the airport, which is closed, due to weather. Whether we will be able to give you a weather report tomorrow will depend on the weather."
- Arab News report
"I favor access to discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation."
- Ted Kenneday, US Senator
"I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."
- Terry Bradshaw, Former football player/announcer
"You mean they've scheduled Yom Kippur opposite Charlie's Angels?"
- Fred Silverman, TV programmer, when told that Yom Kippur would fall on a Wednesday.
"It is white."
- George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London