Top Ten Signs Your Kid Is In Al Qaeda......

[ag337]

Since I posted about the Taliban last week, I've decided not to discriminate against other terrorist groups and their idiocies.

10.   His name:  Mike Jenkins--- now goes by Mike Bin Laden

  9.   Runs inside for cover whenever a satellite flies overhead

  8.   His chemistry tutor? Chemical Ali
 
  7.   If he doesn't like what's for dinner, he throws a shoe at you
 
  6.   On invitation to his birthday party, he wrote "No Kurds"

  5.   Hides in his room and communicates through randomly released audiotaped
        messages

  4.   Yearbook declares him "Most likely to defeat the American jackals in the name of
        Allah"

  3.   Asks to go to sleepaway camp in Peshawar, Pakistan

  2.   Happiest day of his life:  when Ayman Al Zawahiri showed up at his Bar Mitzvah

  1.   Instead of Hannah Montana, he has a crush on Pooja Fallujah

Take a second from the doom and gloom going on all around us, and have a laugh.

[Rubystars]

He says he wants to make a big impact on the American people, but he doesn't say how he wants to make an impact. When you ask, he gets a shifty look and mutters something about Israel.

He gets overly excited when he sees camels and goats at the zoo.

You find out his nickname at school is Mohammed Osama Zawahiri.

[IsraelForever]

11.  His toolbox includes a hammer, a screwdriver, a wrench and a beheading and "nose-cut off" device.

[ag337]

Ruby and Israel,

Those are great too!!!
You got them, keep them coming, terrorists and their stupidity is literally comical.

What is even more comical is that they themselves don't see it, for them, this is the norm.

[Rubystars]

You see him washing his feet in the sink and blowing water out of his nose five times a day. When you ask if he has a cold, he gives you an icy glare.

He gives you a hard time about serving wine with dinner, saying it's evil to drink alcohol, but then you find out that he smokes hash.

He stops using soap and deodorant and toilet paper.

[HiWarp]

He asks his driver's ed instructor to teach him how to drive but not how to park.

He declares Jihad on the person who is messing around with his girlfriend.

[syyuge]

Drones liberate him from the gravity of the Earth.