How not to Rob a liquor story. Lead role played by a [censored]

[דוד בן זאב אריה]

I've some very stupid [censored] but this one trumps them all. Have a laugh

[Ulli]

Wow, this is really a genious. 

[SW]

I think I saw this before in "The stupidest criminals of the world" (or something like that). When he felt inside the store ( I think it was a drinks cash-and-carry) he has drank and when he wanted to escape he wanted to go to same way he came inside. Through the roof. But he failed. Then the police came and arrested him. 

[Angry Panther]

NO! This can't be. Television told me that all the smartest people in the world are schvartzas! You mean T.V. is lying to me? 

[cjd]

NO! This can't be. Television told me that all the smartest people in the world are schvartzas! You mean T.V. is lying to me? 

You know whats said.... Repeat the lie enough and soon people will start to believe its the truth... That lie will take a great deal of repeating!! Anyone that's lived around schvartzas will never be convinced unless they are as mentally challenged as the schvartzas themselves.

[TruthSpreader]

NO! This can't be. Television told me that all the smartest people in the world are schvartzas! You mean T.V. is lying to me? 

lol. Can you imagine a white person robbing a liquor store owned by a schvartza?

[Irish Zionist]

Thats funny stuff 

[Ulli]

NO! This can't be. Television told me that all the smartest people in the world are schvartzas! You mean T.V. is lying to me? 

lol. Can you imagine a white person robbing a liquor store owned by a schvartza?

I don't think this will happen very often. Because the stuff they sell in their shops might cause a cultural barrier.

 

[Yaacov Ben Yehuda]

i'm surprised he didnt crack his head open on the second fall, and then on the third fall he didnt brak his back on those bottles.  dumb as dog doody but pretty resiliant physically gotta give him that much...lol

[TruthSpreader]

NO! This can't be. Television told me that all the smartest people in the world are schvartzas! You mean T.V. is lying to me? 

lol. Can you imagine a white person robbing a liquor store owned by a schvartza?

I don't think this will happen very often. Because the stuff they sell in their shops might cause a cultural barrier.

 

What I meant was if Hollywood came up with that stuff. You know Hollywood likes to distort the truth?

[Aces High]

It's unusual to have a door that needs a key to be unlocked from the inside.  That being the case, the shvatzah was locked in the store from the inside. 

[Americanhero1]

[cjd]

i'm surprised he didnt crack his head open on the second fall, and then on the third fall he didnt brak his back on those bottles.  dumb as dog doody but pretty resiliant physically gotta give him that much...lol

The head is the hardest part of that beast G-d forbid anyone should ever have  a confrontation with one of them critters but if anyone does they should never go for the head the knees are their weak point. I am sure the old time cops broke many excellent nightsticks on rock like heads.

[Ulli]

NO! This can't be. Television told me that all the smartest people in the world are schvartzas! You mean T.V. is lying to me? 

lol. Can you imagine a white person robbing a liquor store owned by a schvartza?

I don't think this will happen very often. Because the stuff they sell in their shops might cause a cultural barrier.

 

What I meant was if Hollywood came up with that stuff. You know Hollywood likes to distort the truth?

Yes I know.

[Yaacov Ben Yehuda]

i'm surprised he didnt crack his head open on the second fall, and then on the third fall he didnt brak his back on those bottles.  dumb as dog doody but pretty resiliant physically gotta give him that much...lol

The head is the hardest part of that beast G-d forbid anyone should ever have  a confrontation with one of them critters but if anyone does they should never go for the head the knees are their weak point. I am sure the old time cops broke many excellent nightsticks on rock like heads.

its true, their heads are hard from all the rocks thats inside it...but funny enough i have fought a few of them in my time, and found that a beer bottle over that same hard head does wonders

[GoIsraelGo!]

I saw a clip on Fox news not long ago about some guy who robbed a bank, he left behind his drivers license at the bank counter.....and the police arrested him a few hours later.

Was the guy that fell through the ceiling of the liquor store the same guy that fell over the fence?
I think he would have given up after the first fall!


                                            Shalom - Dox

[The One and Only Mo]

I saw a clip on Fox news not long ago about some guy who robbed a bank, he left behind his drivers license at the bank counter.....and the police arrested him a few hours later.

Was the guy that fell through the ceiling of the liquor store the same guy that fell over the fence?
I think he would have given up after the first fall!


                                            Shalom - Dox

I've read about stupid mistakes my crooks like that, too. Crazy.

[Americanhero1]

Why is this sticky?

[dreidelhead]

Thanks for that! Cracked me up, and made my day.

I think that today he is working as Obama's "Small Business Czar". Either that or Michelle Obama's personal fitness trainer.