That poor woman!
None of this would have happened if that other idiot/lunatic woman chose a normal animal for a house pet. Remember, she could have had a nice cat or a dog. But instead, she chose to get a chimp, who shared her bed, and who used to bathe with her.
When news of this attack came out, did any of you hear any expression of remorse from this nutjob about what her "pet" did to her friend? I didn't.