Author Topic: Third World Story (just for fun) (Read 17042 times)

syyuge · « **Reply #125 on:** November 29, 2009, 01:40:46 PM »

Further Mahamad summoned for reinforcements from Iran and Syria, Osama summoned for reinforcements from Hamas and Hezbullah and Al Ape Muslam called for reinforcements from Somalia and Pak666.

TruthSpreader · « **Reply #126 on:** November 29, 2009, 02:50:51 PM »

Then Hezbollah summoned reforcements from Lebanon and Hamas from Gaza.

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #127 on:** November 29, 2009, 03:36:33 PM »

Unfortunately, a terrible stomach flu bacterium was going through the front lines of Hezbollah due to their habit of eating camel dung (E. coli poisoning).

TruthSpreader · « **Reply #128 on:** November 29, 2009, 03:50:29 PM »

then Nasrallah got sick and died.

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #129 on:** November 29, 2009, 04:08:13 PM »

JTF members rejoiced, but the self-hating Jews of the world, like those in the GayDL and GayStreet, mourned for three whole days.

TruthSpreader · « **Reply #130 on:** November 29, 2009, 04:23:34 PM »

Gary Ackerman, Joe Leiberman, and Mike Bloomberg were all mourning over the deaths of the many Arab "civilans"

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #131 on:** November 29, 2009, 05:48:01 PM »

They attended Nasrallah's state funeral.

TruthSpreader · « **Reply #132 on:** November 29, 2009, 05:50:45 PM »

Quote from: Dr. Brennan Fan on November 29, 2009, 05:48:01 PM

They attended Nasrallah's state funeral.

Then an honory Jew with a sniper gun came and fired at the self-hating Jews while screaming "Baruch Hashem!"

Shamgar · « **Reply #133 on:** November 29, 2009, 06:02:19 PM »

And the gentile on his right handed him another mag and said, "Great shot, up 1/2 click and lets take the next one's nose out".

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #134 on:** November 29, 2009, 06:05:20 PM »

Faggerman, Lieberman, and Doomberg all ran away with their pants down, pouring blood.

Irish Zionist · « **Reply #135 on:** November 29, 2009, 06:07:47 PM »

Then Ackerman just remembered that there was a restaurant with a table he could hide under and play hero.

TruthSpreader · « **Reply #136 on:** November 29, 2009, 06:10:11 PM »

Then Ackerman ate everything at the resturant.

Irish Zionist · « **Reply #137 on:** November 29, 2009, 06:11:31 PM »

while he was eating, still under the table, he noticed something

TruthSpreader · « **Reply #138 on:** November 29, 2009, 06:12:33 PM »

something even bigger than Ackerman himself swallowed him whole.

Spiraling Leopard · « **Reply #139 on:** November 29, 2009, 06:27:11 PM »

It was oprah.

TruthSpreader · « **Reply #140 on:** November 29, 2009, 06:29:08 PM »

Even after eating Ackerman, she was still hungry.

syyuge · « **Reply #141 on:** November 30, 2009, 02:55:46 AM »

She ate up the nearest running plasma TV which was displaying her program.

TruthSpreader · « **Reply #142 on:** November 30, 2009, 06:16:36 AM »

she turned into Oprahzilla.

syyuge · « **Reply #143 on:** November 30, 2009, 06:34:59 AM »

and there were no Cyclops and Colossus to save from her.

TruthSpreader · « **Reply #144 on:** November 30, 2009, 06:38:54 AM »

she started attacking Tokyo, Japan.

syyuge · « **Reply #145 on:** November 30, 2009, 07:00:25 AM »

She ate up all the radioactive substances without any consideration for NPT.

The One and Only Mo · « **Reply #146 on:** November 30, 2009, 07:27:33 PM »

And mankowitz and every other JTF troll was eaten along with those french fries.

TruthSpreader · « **Reply #147 on:** November 30, 2009, 07:31:47 PM »

and with mayonnaise. hmm mmm.

Spiraling Leopard · « **Reply #148 on:** November 30, 2009, 08:56:05 PM »

Then ~~Orca~~ Oprah and Brazilia went on the bus to sit on Chaim some more.

Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks · « **Reply #149 on:** November 30, 2009, 08:59:56 PM »

Oprah and Brazilia realized that Mankowitz was a Nazi, and were filled with deep mourning and regret.