Ron, I heard a rumor that Israeli girls go crazy when they see you. Is that true?
Chaim, I wish I had that gift (I mean for girls in general, not Jewish girls of course). How do I obtain this special blessing?
בס''ד
I think you have what it takes. You just need that one right woman.
Look at all the troubles I've had: I get the most beautiful ones, and then they dump me when I go to prison. Now I'm already 53 years old and still not married.
I think you'll find your soul mate, G-d willing. You're a very righteous young man. Maybe G-d will bring her to you just when you least expect it.