A BIG thank you goes out this beautiful morning, to Al Gore, for bringing us this religious "holiday" known as earth day, or in our native tongue of Detroit, "Erf day".
I want you all to know that I have been a very busy beaver (SAVE THE BEAVERS!) this morning. I have been running around like a chicken with it's head cut off..(OH NO! SAVE THE CHICKENS!) ... turning on every light, television, radio, computer, and electronic device I can find an empty receptacle to plug one into.
I have dug out my chainsaw, and have already cut down one tree, and baby, you ought to see the huge bonfire I got going! Come on over for some Hebrew National hot-dogs, and we will have a time!
I have not as yet applied slow and steady rearward force to a trigger on any number of my rifles or handguns, but no Erf day is complete without the discharging of said weapons.
Even at that, during my trip up to the local Walmart gas station to buy as much gasoline as I have gas cans for, so I can run all my chainsaw's, tractors, lawn mowers, motorcycles and 4 wheelers today, I was greeted by a muslim family wearing burka's and all I could see were two eyes peeping out at me ( never a go-cart rental service nearby when you need one ).
So, Once again Al Gore, THANK YOU! Now go back to the obscurity from whence you came you dirty rat, and don't forget to turn a light on for gaia!
(Hmmm BBQ chicken does sound pretty good, and speaking of chickens with their heads cut off...I think I will go chop one of our frying chickens heads off to celebrate erf day as well, I am sure it will be one less thing creating methane, and maybe since I do it on erf day, I can get one of those fancy carbon credits Al Gore keeps talking about!!! )
*No chickens, beavers, muslims, go-cart wheels, burka's, trees, or sodomites have been hurt during the production of this post. ( well.....only one tree, and possibly a chicken later as we get closer to dinner time...)