Possibly funniest [censored] name ever

[newman]

Is Nikko the little girl or one of the teens?

Nayomi is my 2 year old ...Nikko is my 10 year old.

Where did I get teens from? you're not old enough come to think of it.

[Imerica]

Is Nikko the little girl or one of the teens?

Nayomi is my 2 year old ...Nikko is my 10 year old.

Where did I get teens from? you're not old enough come to think of it.

Oh, I have 2 teens...my stepdaughters are 15 and 16. My husband was 18 when they were born. Our biological children are 12, 10 and 2. All girls.

[OdKahaneChai]

Nyquila has officially replaced Shaniqua as my stereotype name for any female shvartza on any posts here (don't worry Erica - I won't call you Nyquila).

[Allen-T]

And we must also appreciate Nyquila's orange sister, Dayquila. 

[OdKahaneChai]

And we must also appreciate Nyquila's orange sister, Dayquila. 

Yeah, I was thinking about that.  I thought it was Nyquila's cousin, but sister works too.

[Imerica]

Nyquila has officially replaced Shaniqua as my steotype name for any female shvartza on any posts here (don't worry Erica - I won't call you Nyquila).

Refreshing to know... thanks.

[OdKahaneChai]

You're welcome.  I wonder if Nyquila is related to... BRAZILIA!...

[MasterWolf1]

And we must also appreciate Nyquila's orange sister, Dayquila. 

Yeah, I was thinking about that.  I thought it was Nyquila's cousin, but sister works too.

How about Chinchilla, Chaquitta, Foodstampillia and BRAZILLLLLLLLLLLLLIA MMHMMMM

[MasterWolf1]

You're welcome.  I wonder if Nyquila is related to... BRAZILIA!...

She is related to Ebonixilia

[Imerica]

And we must also appreciate Nyquila's orange sister, Dayquila. 

Yeah, I was thinking about that.  I thought it was Nyquila's cousin, but sister works too.

How about Chinchilla, Chaquitta, Foodstampillia and BRAZILLLLLLLLLLLLLIA MMHMMMM

Leave Chiquitta out of this. One of my  stepdaughters name is Chickita. She's a beautiful, smart and wonderfully talented young lady who has a great life ahead of her.

[genteelgentile]

Like the banana? Don't get mad, that's too obvious...

[Imerica]

Like the banana? Don't get mad, that's too obvious...

That's Chiquita.. Prounounced the same way though. People have called her "Chickita banana", or "chicken-kita." (no reference to fried chicken folks).  She doesn't like it very much.

[cjd]

And we must also appreciate Nyquila's orange sister, Dayquila. 

Yeah, I was thinking about that.  I thought it was Nyquila's cousin, but sister works too.

How about Chinchilla, Chaquitta, Foodstampillia and BRAZILLLLLLLLLLLLLIA MMHMMMM

Leave Chiquitta out of this. One of my  stepdaughters name is Chickita. She's a beautiful, smart and wonderfully talented young lady who has a great life ahead of her.

Imerica, correct me if I am wrong but when you pronounce your stepdaughters name the is Ch  pronounced with more of a Sh sound like Shakita?  Not that it matters but for me that would definitely be better. I can understand the fact that people give their children names they feel have importance to them but honestly if the name is pronounced like the name of the banana company isn't that setting the child up for unnecessary abuse? I am always amazed by some if the names black folks come up with for their children. I have  an aunt that worked in a hospital some years back in records and she would often speak of the more remarkable names she came across. All kidding aside are names like that  just made up or is their some basis to it regarding  black heritage?

[fjack]

I know for a fact the there are all kinds of agencies out there that are setting up white businesses and real estate companies by sending in resumes with these 'african' sounding names and keeping a record of what companies contact these nutty name people back for an interview. They are doing the same for people who are renting an apartment. So if you are planning to hire a new person and a reusme with the name La,Qua (yes with the comma, I had to work with a black girl that had that name) you better watch cause you may be getting set up to be dragged into court on some kind of civil rights charge.

[ScotcH]

Tell that SHAQUEENA she fo'ga'  er  Foo StamS !!!

[MasterWolf1]

Then there is Michael Jackson's sistah...


LaToilet Jackson

[Imerica]

And we must also appreciate Nyquila's orange sister, Dayquila. 

Yeah, I was thinking about that.  I thought it was Nyquila's cousin, but sister works too.

How about Chinchilla, Chaquitta, Foodstampillia and BRAZILLLLLLLLLLLLLIA MMHMMMM

Leave Chiquitta out of this. One of my  stepdaughters name is Chickita. She's a beautiful, smart and wonderfully talented young lady who has a great life ahead of her.

Imerica, correct me if I am wrong but when you pronounce your stepdaughters name the is Ch  pronounced with more of a Sh sound like Shakita?  Not that it matters but for me that would definitely be better. I can understand the fact that people give their children names they feel have importance to them but honestly if the name is pronounced like the name of the banana company isn't that setting the child up for unnecessary abuse? I am always amazed by some if the names black folks come up with for their children. I have  an aunt that worked in a hospital some years back in records and she would often speak of the more remarkable names she came across. All kidding aside are names like that  just made up or is their some basis to it regarding  black heritage?

No its CH as in CHild. Some black names are made up, some have sentimental value, and some aren't made up.

I look at the fact  that Condoleeza Rice is the Secretary of State in the WHite House right now. Her name didn't hender her one bit. Chickita, my stepdaughter wants to be a nurse when she's older, and she's also good at other things. She's 15 and WAY past all of the names she use to be called while growing up. She has one hell of a backbone. Her name is a bastardization of 'Chiquita' which in Spanish means, 'little girl'. Not "Banana". Instead of her mom adding the 'qu' she put 'ck' in its place.

[Imerica]

I know for a fact the there are all kinds of agencies out there that are setting up white businesses and real estate companies by sending in resumes with these 'african' sounding names and keeping a record of what companies contact these nutty name people back for an interview. They are doing the same for people who are renting an apartment. So if you are planning to hire a new person and a reusme with the name La,Qua (yes with the comma, I had to work with a black girl that had that name) you better watch cause you may be getting set up to be dragged into court on some kind of civil rights charge.

So I guess it would benefit that person to hire them or not hire them based on their level of expertise. Judging people by names is crazy. There are a lot of people who would balk at the sight of a name like Chaim (because of the pronounciation problem). Would it be fair to judge him because his name is different?

[Hail Columbia]

Chickita, my stepdaughter wants to be a nurse when she's older, and she's also good at other things. She's 15 and WAY past all of the names she use to be called while growing up. She has one hell of a backbone. Her name is a bastardization of 'Chiquita' which in Spanish means, 'little girl'. Not "Banana". Instead of her mom adding the 'qu' she put 'ck' in its place.

For a second there, I thought that Chickita (Cyrillic: Хицкита) was a Slavic name.

[Allen-T]

Chickita, my stepdaughter wants to be a nurse when she's older, and she's also good at other things. She's 15 and WAY past all of the names she use to be called while growing up. She has one hell of a backbone. Her name is a bastardization of 'Chiquita' which in Spanish means, 'little girl'. Not "Banana". Instead of her mom adding the 'qu' she put 'ck' in its place.

For a second there, I thought that Chickita (Cyrillic: Хицкита) was a Slavic name.

Hail baby, please, I'm an honorary member of a Slavic nation! There are no Chickitas! I met a Eskimo lesbian once named Chick-eater though

[MasterWolf1]

Chickita, my stepdaughter wants to be a nurse when she's older, and she's also good at other things. She's 15 and WAY past all of the names she use to be called while growing up. She has one hell of a backbone. Her name is a bastardization of 'Chiquita' which in Spanish means, 'little girl'. Not "Banana". Instead of her mom adding the 'qu' she put 'ck' in its place.

For a second there, I thought that Chickita (Cyrillic: Хицкита) was a Slavic name.

How about Malt Liquorita? Hmm wait that be more of Mexico

[nessuno]

And we must also appreciate Nyquila's orange sister, Dayquila. 

Allen-T for Vice President!

[nessuno]

You're welcome.  I wonder if Nyquila is related to... BRAZILIA!...

She is related to Ebonixilia

you guys have me LOL

[Imerica]

Then there is Michael Jackson's sistah...


LaToilet Jackson

LOL!

This thread keeps making me laugh.

I didn't know there are actually blacks named Chiquita. Is that supposed to be Spanish or something because the bananas come from South America. Or is the banana name supposed to laugh at stereotypical Southern sounding names like Aunt Jemima or Caribbean black names?

Chiquita means "little girl" in spanish...it has nothing to do with Bananas...unless we're using the lable on the Chiquita Banana as dictionary text now.

Aunt Jemima was an actual woman.

[OdKahaneChai]

Then there is Michael Jackson's sistah...


LaToilet Jackson

LOL!

This thread keeps making me laugh.

I didn't know there are actually blacks named Chiquita. Is that supposed to be Spanish or something because the bananas come from South America. Or is the banana name supposed to laugh at stereotypical Southern sounding names like Aunt Jemima or Caribbean black names?

Chiquita means "little girl" in spanish...it has nothing to do with Bananas...unless we're using the lable on the Chiquita Banana as dictionary text now.

Aunt Jemima was an actual woman.

Really?  Is she Brazilia's momma?