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Offline Mein Koran

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Madonna converting to Islam
« on: October 06, 2013, 10:59:10 PM »
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Re: Madonna converting to Islam
« Reply #1 on: October 06, 2013, 11:17:34 PM »
I can't really imagine her being a very devout Muslim.
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Re: Madonna converting to Islam
« Reply #2 on: October 06, 2013, 11:30:17 PM »
She recently revealed to the world that she was raped in New York in the 70s.... I hope she is dealt with like any normal muslim woman who was raped.
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Re: Madonna converting to Islam
« Reply #3 on: October 06, 2013, 11:37:46 PM »
I find it so ironic that "feminists" are so in favor of Islam considering what Muslims do to women.
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Re: Madonna converting to Islam
« Reply #4 on: October 06, 2013, 11:39:42 PM »
Wait, she's 55 already? 
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Re: Madonna converting to Islam
« Reply #5 on: October 06, 2013, 11:41:32 PM »
Crazy, empty person. She never studied (real) "Kabbalah". Also its all the attention.
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Re: Madonna converting to Islam
« Reply #6 on: October 06, 2013, 11:42:31 PM »
I guess now that her guru pseudo kabbalist Phillip Berg dead she needs a new gig.
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Re: Madonna converting to Islam
« Reply #7 on: October 07, 2013, 12:34:27 AM »
This kind of girl is always looking for something, she will never find what she is looking for. She just is seeking the thrill...

My .2 cents anyway.
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Re: Madonna converting to Islam
« Reply #8 on: October 07, 2013, 03:41:05 AM »
That's becuase she plans to marry her boy toy Muhammad al-Durrah.
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Re: Madonna converting to Islam
« Reply #9 on: October 07, 2013, 08:15:15 AM »
Quote from: Rubystars on October 06, 2013, 11:17:34 PM
I can't really imagine her being a very devout Muslim.

Will she go on stage in full burka?
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Re: Madonna converting to Islam
« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2013, 08:50:30 AM »
Quote from: angryChineseKahanist on October 07, 2013, 08:15:15 AM
Will she go on stage in full burka?
Nah she''ll wear a hijab with a bra top.
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Re: Madonna converting to Islam
« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2013, 09:40:09 AM »
Who cares?
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Re: Madonna converting to Islam
« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2013, 10:04:38 AM »
She'll start a band with Cat Stevens.   Their first single will be "Like 72 Virgins."
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Re: Madonna converting to Islam
« Reply #13 on: October 07, 2013, 11:47:29 AM »
Now people have stopped bothering about her, so she is going to put the muslam under a series of doom. Its new name will be Mohamadonna.
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Re: Madonna converting to Islam
« Reply #14 on: October 07, 2013, 12:48:44 PM »
I wonder when Miley Cyrus will convert.
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Re: Madonna converting to Islam
« Reply #15 on: October 07, 2013, 01:23:48 PM »
Do they make burkas with cone bras?  I dont' think so...
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Re: Madonna converting to Islam
« Reply #16 on: October 07, 2013, 01:39:12 PM »
Quote from: briann on October 07, 2013, 12:48:44 PM
I wonder when Miley Cyrus will convert.

That does seem to be the new trend, so she may hop on it.
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Re: Madonna converting to Islam
« Reply #17 on: October 07, 2013, 01:41:24 PM »
Let's lighten up a little, at least somebody was wiling to date the old witch.. :::D

Seriously, I am against women wearing niqabs and burqas, but in her case, it would probably do her some good..  :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Madonna converting to Islam
« Reply #18 on: October 07, 2013, 02:45:44 PM »
Quote from: EveryJewA44 on October 07, 2013, 01:41:24 PM
Let's lighten up a little, at least somebody was wiling to date the old witch.. :::D

Seriously, I am against women wearing niqabs and burqas, but in her case, it would probably do her some good..  :laugh: :laugh:

you're right. she would look better in full burka!


In fact here she is now:

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