A topic about random things

[mosquewatch]

Sarah  , good grief, everytime I see your name I think of that song "Sarah" and I forget the name of the group that made it. Kind of a slow song. Jefferson Airplane was it ? Now I must go steal the song,,, I mean,,, borrow......

[newman]

48 hour waiting periods on gun purchases are stupid. By the time I wait 48 hrs, I'm not angry anymore.

[newman]

There is one very important difference between a vulture and a mother-in-law. The vulture waits until you are dead.

[newman]

My father worked in profanity the way a great artist works in clay or oil paint.

[Joe Schmo]

My father worked in profanity the way a great artist works in clay or oil paint.

"Deck the harrs with barrs of horry;

ra ra ra ra raaaa, ra raaa raaa raaa."

[newman]

My father worked in profanity the way a great artist works in clay or oil paint.

"Deck the harrs with barrs of horry;

ra ra ra ra raaaa, ra raaa raaa raaa."

He wasn't a bloody chinaman!

[Maccabi]

I've just started reading a book called 'The Warmth and Humour of the German People'. Finished.

That's great!

[newman]

Life is like a poo sandwich. The more bread you got, the less crap you eat.

[Dexter]

Red heifer - In Judaism, the red heifer (Hebrew:פרה אדומה; parah adumah) is a young cow that is sacrificed and whose ashes are used for the ritual purification of people who came into contact with a corpse. A heifer is a young cow before she has had her first calf.

The Red Heifer is not sacricied. It is just killed and burnt on The Mount of Olives.

The Red Heifer does sacricied in Bayit Rishon and Bayit Sheni .

[newman]

Life is like a hair on the side of the toilet bowl..........Sooner or later you get p*ssed off.

[Vito]

I love traditional Scandinavian culture (not the current liberal form).. also love Scandinavian women. But their food sucks big time. Being used to Italian food, there's no comparison. But I still want a Nordic woman

[newman]

I love traditional Scandinavian culture (not the current liberal form).. also love Scandinavian women. But their food sucks big time. Being used to Italian food, there's no comparison. But I still want a Nordic woman

Oh...I dunno. Those dark Meditteranean ones are nice.................... Until they hit 40 and weigh 300 lbs.

[Vito]

I love traditional Scandinavian culture (not the current liberal form).. also love Scandinavian women. But their food sucks big time. Being used to Italian food, there's no comparison. But I still want a Nordic woman

Oh...I dunno. Those dark Meditteranean ones are nice.................... Until they hit 40 and weigh 300 lbs.

Hey hey hey.. that stereotype is long gone.. the weight gain starts at 50 now

[HiWarp]

I love traditional Scandinavian culture (not the current liberal form).. also love Scandinavian women. But their food sucks big time. Being used to Italian food, there's no comparison. But I still want a Nordic woman

Oh...I dunno. Those dark Meditteranean ones are nice.................... Until they hit 40 and weigh 300 lbs.

Hey hey hey.. that stereotype is long gone.. the weight gain starts at 50 now

That's right, 50 is the new 40.  Or is it 30?  I'm not sure.  Anyway, I know that 75 is the new 65.  And 21 is the new 12.  Unless of course you're a Muslim male, in which case 12 is the new 12 so you can enjoy your wife sexually.

[newman]

I love traditional Scandinavian culture (not the current liberal form).. also love Scandinavian women. But their food sucks big time. Being used to Italian food, there's no comparison. But I still want a Nordic woman

Oh...I dunno. Those dark Meditteranean ones are nice.................... Until they hit 40 and weigh 300 lbs.

Hey hey hey.. that stereotype is long gone.. the weight gain starts at 50 now

That's right, 50 is the new 40.  Or is it 30?  I'm not sure.  Anyway, I know that 75 is the new 65.  And 21 is the new 12.  Unless of course you're a Muslim male, in which case 12 is the new 12 so you can enjoy your wife sexually.

No no no....muslim years are like doggie years, so when an arab says he's marrying a 21 year old he means she's 3.

[HiWarp]

I love traditional Scandinavian culture (not the current liberal form).. also love Scandinavian women. But their food sucks big time. Being used to Italian food, there's no comparison. But I still want a Nordic woman

Oh...I dunno. Those dark Meditteranean ones are nice.................... Until they hit 40 and weigh 300 lbs.

Hey hey hey.. that stereotype is long gone.. the weight gain starts at 50 now

That's right, 50 is the new 40.  Or is it 30?  I'm not sure.  Anyway, I know that 75 is the new 65.  And 21 is the new 12.  Unless of course you're a Muslim male, in which case 12 is the new 12 so you can enjoy your wife sexually.

No no no....muslim years are like doggie years, so when an arab says he's marrying a 21 year old he means she's 3.

That's crazy.  A 3 year old girl is way too young to marry.  Any good Muslim knows, as the prophet, piss be upon him, proved, that 6 is the marrying age for a girl. 

[newman]

I love traditional Scandinavian culture (not the current liberal form).. also love Scandinavian women. But their food sucks big time. Being used to Italian food, there's no comparison. But I still want a Nordic woman

Oh...I dunno. Those dark Meditteranean ones are nice.................... Until they hit 40 and weigh 300 lbs.

Hey hey hey.. that stereotype is long gone.. the weight gain starts at 50 now

That's right, 50 is the new 40.  Or is it 30?  I'm not sure.  Anyway, I know that 75 is the new 65.  And 21 is the new 12.  Unless of course you're a Muslim male, in which case 12 is the new 12 so you can enjoy your wife sexually.

No no no....muslim years are like doggie years, so when an arab says he's marrying a 21 year old he means she's 3.

That's crazy.  A 3 year old girl is way too young to marry.  Any good Muslim knows, as the prophet, piss be upon him, proved, that 6 is the marrying age for a girl. 

Yes, but the moral of that story was that Mo' was incredibly kind in marrying someone who was over the hill.

[HiWarp]

I love traditional Scandinavian culture (not the current liberal form).. also love Scandinavian women. But their food sucks big time. Being used to Italian food, there's no comparison. But I still want a Nordic woman

Oh...I dunno. Those dark Meditteranean ones are nice.................... Until they hit 40 and weigh 300 lbs.

Hey hey hey.. that stereotype is long gone.. the weight gain starts at 50 now

That's right, 50 is the new 40.  Or is it 30?  I'm not sure.  Anyway, I know that 75 is the new 65.  And 21 is the new 12.  Unless of course you're a Muslim male, in which case 12 is the new 12 so you can enjoy your wife sexually.

No no no....muslim years are like doggie years, so when an arab says he's marrying a 21 year old he means she's 3.

That's crazy.  A 3 year old girl is way too young to marry.  Any good Muslim knows, as the prophet, piss be upon him, proved, that 6 is the marrying age for a girl. 

Yes, but the moral of that story was that Mo' was incredibly kind in marrying someone who was over the hill.

Ah, I see now.  What was his stance on marrying an embryo?

[newman]

I love traditional Scandinavian culture (not the current liberal form).. also love Scandinavian women. But their food sucks big time. Being used to Italian food, there's no comparison. But I still want a Nordic woman

Oh...I dunno. Those dark Meditteranean ones are nice.................... Until they hit 40 and weigh 300 lbs.

Hey hey hey.. that stereotype is long gone.. the weight gain starts at 50 now

That's right, 50 is the new 40.  Or is it 30?  I'm not sure.  Anyway, I know that 75 is the new 65.  And 21 is the new 12.  Unless of course you're a Muslim male, in which case 12 is the new 12 so you can enjoy your wife sexually.

No no no....muslim years are like doggie years, so when an arab says he's marrying a 21 year old he means she's 3.

That's crazy.  A 3 year old girl is way too young to marry.  Any good Muslim knows, as the prophet, piss be upon him, proved, that 6 is the marrying age for a girl. 

Yes, but the moral of that story was that Mo' was incredibly kind in marrying someone who was over the hill.

Ah, I see now.  What was his stance on marrying an embryo?

I'll have to check the koran, but I think they can marry a fetus if the father gives consent, but they can't consumate the marriage until the cord is cut.