Well, I've REALLY been trying to keep this a secret but since newman asked, I'll tell him. I have an underground superlab where I design new biological and chemical weapons that only work against "Aryans". During the daytime I keep up my facade of a typical law student, but as soon as I get home I whip into action my team of brainwashed super-intelligent gentiles which I have under mind-control that I learned from Sigmund Freud. (because everyone knows that psychoanalysis was just a ploy to distract gentiles from his ulterior plan to brainwash gentiles and use them as our slaves) Then, using sophisticated cloning techniques that were actually taken from Jews themselves. You know, how Jews are like chameleons who can adapt to their surroundings in order to trick and take advantage of gentiles, after all, that's why some Jews have blue eyes, because they wanted to look like the typical European in order to trick him and take advantage of him and eventually control him to do his bidding. Well anyway so Jewish scientists have been able to take this Jewish "chameleon gene" and splice it with the gentile in order to make them look like Jews, so they can be the ones out there on the street pretending to be Jews while the real ones are in their top secret labs and offices doing the REAL work. After I compete my highly-intelligent brainwashed gentiles against each other in different areas of the law, I find the best one and then put the chameleon gene in him and send him out to take my law exam tests for me. That's why Jewish law students are the best, duh. Brilliant, ain't it? So all those "Jews" who are out there are actually brainwashed gentile slaves who don't even know that they're not Jews because their minds are controlled to that extent, if they know about Judaism or pretend to be religious, it's because the Jews have brainwashed them to think that way because us Zionists need to make sure all our bases are covered so we can concentrate on the real task at hand, taking over the world! Muhahahahahaha
Oh yeah, and it was me who handpicked all of the Playboy centerfolds and playmates of the year. Muhahahahahah