Any Stock Market Fans in the Forum!

[Ari]

One of my main hobbies is following the stock market, particularly online.  Anyone in the forum share the same interest?  Any Jim Cramer Booyah fans?  He's Jewish you know.  I wish he would help Chaim out and send him some of his money, but I think he tends Liberal, or is so consumed with the markets he doesn't have time for anything else. 

[newman]

Scriabin would be. He's loaded.

[Daniel]

I know next to nothing about the Stock market. When I saw the movie "Trading Places", I was completely confused about how Eddie Murphy and Dan Akroyd were able to pull off that stunt where they became rich while making the two rich guys that screwed them over poor. My father had to explain all of this to me, and that's basically how I learned how the stock market works

I would never invest in stocks on my own. That would be the equivlent of going to Vegas and betting a bundle. I invest my money in the teachers retirement system and tax deferred annuities and just letting the money grow on its own from there. I'd only consider investing money in a reliable mutual fund with the advice of close friends and family who know what they're doing and are fairly knowledgable.

[Joe Schmo]

Scriabin would be. He's loaded.

What are you talking about?

[newman]

Scriabin would be. He's loaded.

What are you talking about?

Relax, I'm not baiting you.

I read about your generous donations to the cause.

ALL HONOUR TO YOU, SCRIABIN......HONOUR TO YOU.

[Joe Schmo]

Scriabin would be. He's loaded.

What are you talking about?

Relax, I'm not baiting you.

I read about your generous donations to the cause.

ALL HONOUR TO YOU, SCRIABIN......HONOUR TO YOU.

Yeah, right.

[judeanoncapta]

I'm trying to get into it.

Any tips, Scriabin?

[ItalianZionist]

Buy mutual funds....in asian markets.

[Dr. Dan]

the hot stocks now are Apple, Google, RIMM, Amazon 

[Joe Schmo]

I'm trying to get into it.

Any tips, Scriabin?

Invest in China.

[raiseyourfist]

Buy land.. because G-d aint making any more of it

[Daniel]

I'm trying to get into it.

Any tips, Scriabin?

Invest in China.

Wouldn't that present a moral dilemna since that would be investing in a communist country?

[Joe Schmo]

I'm trying to get into it.

Any tips, Scriabin?

Invest in China.

Wouldn't that present a moral dilemna since that would be investing in a communist country?

I'm talking about making money.

This has nothing to do with morality.

[Tzvi Ben Roshel1]

Buy land.. because G-d aint making any more of it

Toni Soprano?

[Sarah]

Currency would be the most exciting thing to Invest in, since it changes every second. How is it possible to determine the risk of a lot of stock index?

Metal is also quite a primary investment.

[newman]

Currency would be the most exciting thing to Invest in, since it changes every second. How is it possible to determine the risk of a lot of stock index?

Metal is also quite a primary investment.

You're full of surprises.

[Sarah]

Currency would be the most exciting thing to Invest in, since it changes every second. How is it possible to determine the risk of a lot of stock index?

Metal is also quite a primary investment.

You're full of surprises.

At times.

[Vito]

I would love to get into the stock market, specifically day trading, preferably with stock options.
A forum filled with Jews, and not a single stock guru? That's like a forum filled with Italians, and nobody knows how to cook!!! Come on people.. I want to make more money, help!:D

[Tzvi Ben Roshel1]

I want to get into stocks in the future. I have played the stock market game like in 5th grade (my group actually did well and beat many college and high school teams - but it was fake $  ). Currently I dont pay much attention to them.

[newman]

I would love to get into the stock market, specifically day trading, preferably with stock options.
A forum filled with Jews, and not a single stock guru? That's like a forum filled with Italians, and nobody knows how to cook!!! Come on people.. I want to make more money, help!:D

A self-hating forum based in Manhattan would probably know.

[Vito]

Good thinking Newman! I'll just pretend I'm a self-hating Jew and ask for stock advice!

[newman]

Good thinking Newman! I'll just pretend I'm a self-hating Jew and ask for stock advice!

You know how...... crap on about Israel being as bad as (you know who ), You'd rather live in Europe etc etc.

[judeanoncapta]

Ha!!!!!

If we were the type of Jews who knew how to make money, we would be off making money and not caring and being idealistic.

Sometimes money can blind you so much that you won't see anything but it. Actually, it's probably a good thing that we don't know how to make money.

A blessing in disguise, I suppose.

[newman]

Ha!!!!!

If we were the type of Jews who knew how to make money, we would be off making money and not caring and being idealistic.

Sometimes money can blind you so much that you won't see anything but it. Actually, it's probably a good thing that we don't know how to make money.

A blessing in disguise, I suppose.

NO.

You'd be idealistic, just not about Jews or Israel.

You'd be demanding more tax $ get spent on schvartzas & wetbacks.

[judeanoncapta]

Good, so you see my point.

nice tag. Arabs eat shiite, live in shiite, are shiite. All of the above.