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Title: Two more hilarious videos from Ira
Post by: Chaim Ben Pesach on December 26, 2009, 06:10:05 PM
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Warning: immodest pictures.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkMQMzdZaiQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WniRO0YnIhg
Title: Re: Two more hilarious videos from Ira
Post by: IsraeliGovtAreKapos on December 26, 2009, 06:12:40 PM
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She forgot me in the second one
Title: Re: Two more hilarious videos from Ira
Post by: Chaim Ben Pesach on December 26, 2009, 06:31:41 PM
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She forgot me in the second one

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Ron, I heard a rumor that Israeli girls go crazy when they see you. Is that true?
Title: Re: Two more hilarious videos from Ira
Post by: IsraeliGovtAreKapos on December 26, 2009, 06:34:06 PM
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She forgot me in the second one

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Ron, I heard a rumor that Israeli girls go crazy when they see you. Is that true?

You described it kinda modestly/humbly but hack yeah! the negative side is that girly guys go crazy too!
Title: Re: Two more hilarious videos from Ira
Post by: Moshe92 on December 26, 2009, 06:40:40 PM
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She forgot me in the second one

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Ron, I heard a rumor that Israeli girls go crazy when they see you. Is that true?

You described it kinda modestly/humbly but hack yeah! the negative side is that girly guys go crazy too!

איזה גבר!
Title: Re: Two more hilarious videos from Ira
Post by: Chaim Ben Pesach on December 26, 2009, 06:43:22 PM
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G-d willing, you'll marry a beautiful Israeli girl and have many yeladim (children).
Title: Re: Two more hilarious videos from Ira
Post by: IsraeliGovtAreKapos on December 26, 2009, 06:46:22 PM
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G-d willing, you'll marry a beautiful Israeli girl and have many yeladim (children).


I like forgein Jew NON-RUSSIAN girls better though but thanks anyway I know one of them's name would be Chaim!
Title: Re: Two more hilarious videos from Ira
Post by: Secularbeliever on December 26, 2009, 07:46:30 PM
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Warning: immodest pictures.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkMQMzdZaiQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WniRO0YnIhg

LOL that immodest picture was pretty modest by internet standards.  I must be detached from modern culture.  On the second video outside of Chaim, David, Johnny Depp and Beckham, I never heard of those people.
Title: Re: Two more hilarious videos from Ira
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on December 26, 2009, 07:54:55 PM
Ron, I heard a rumor that Israeli girls go crazy when they see you. Is that true?
Chaim, I wish I had that gift (I mean for girls in general, not Jewish girls of course). How do I obtain this special blessing?  ;D
Title: Re: Two more hilarious videos from Ira
Post by: Chaim Ben Pesach on December 26, 2009, 08:24:43 PM
Ron, I heard a rumor that Israeli girls go crazy when they see you. Is that true?
Chaim, I wish I had that gift (I mean for girls in general, not Jewish girls of course). How do I obtain this special blessing?  ;D

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I think you have what it takes. You just need that one right woman.

Look at all the troubles I've had: I get the most beautiful ones, and then they dump me when I go to prison. Now I'm already 53 years old and still not married.

I think you'll find your soul mate, G-d willing. You're a very righteous young man. Maybe G-d will bring her to you just when you least expect it.
Title: Re: Two more hilarious videos from Ira
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on December 26, 2009, 08:28:29 PM
Does Judaism believe in the possibility of "the one", Chaim?
Title: Re: Two more hilarious videos from Ira
Post by: Chaim Ben Pesach on December 26, 2009, 08:33:56 PM
Does Judaism believe in the possibility of "the one", Chaim?

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Absolutely!

Title: Re: Two more hilarious videos from Ira
Post by: IsraeliGovtAreKapos on December 26, 2009, 08:36:21 PM
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How would you react if DBF's soul mate would be a female [censored]?
Title: Re: Two more hilarious videos from Ira
Post by: IsraeliGovtAreKapos on December 26, 2009, 08:38:16 PM
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Ron, I heard a rumor that Israeli girls go crazy when they see you. Is that true?
Chaim, I wish I had that gift (I mean for girls in general, not Jewish girls of course). How do I obtain this special blessing?  ;D

Just don't be FaggotsDoMe
Title: Re: Two more hilarious videos from Ira
Post by: Secularbeliever on December 26, 2009, 08:40:12 PM
Ron, I heard a rumor that Israeli girls go crazy when they see you. Is that true?
Chaim, I wish I had that gift (I mean for girls in general, not Jewish girls of course). How do I obtain this special blessing?  ;D

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I think you have what it takes. You just need that one right woman.

Look at all the troubles I've had: I get the most beautiful ones, and then they dump me when I go to prison. Now I'm already 53 years old and still not married.

I think you'll find your soul mate, G-d willing. You're a very righteous young man. Maybe G-d will bring her to you just when you least expect it.

I have to agree with Chaim.  When you go looking for it you don't find it.  When you are confident in yourself they come to you.
Title: Re: Two more hilarious videos from Ira
Post by: Chaim Ben Pesach on December 26, 2009, 08:51:02 PM
Ron, I heard a rumor that Israeli girls go crazy when they see you. Is that true?
Chaim, I wish I had that gift (I mean for girls in general, not Jewish girls of course). How do I obtain this special blessing?  ;D

בס''ד

I think you have what it takes. You just need that one right woman.

Look at all the troubles I've had: I get the most beautiful ones, and then they dump me when I go to prison. Now I'm already 53 years old and still not married.

I think you'll find your soul mate, G-d willing. You're a very righteous young man. Maybe G-d will bring her to you just when you least expect it.

I have to agree with Chaim.  When you go looking for it you don't find it.  When you are confident in yourself they come to you.

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I certainly should not be giving advice after having been engaged several times. Unless you want to know how to get women and then break up with them - unfortunately, I'm an expert on that.

But I have seen many cases of men who found their special ladies after searching for them. Sometimes searching does help.

Title: Re: Two more hilarious videos from Ira
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on December 26, 2009, 09:47:29 PM
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How would you react if DBF's soul mate would be a female schvartza?
umm I don't see the relevance of this, but what is wrong with a righteous black person?
Title: Re: Two more hilarious videos from Ira
Post by: Secularbeliever on December 26, 2009, 11:59:51 PM
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How would you react if DBF's soul mate would be a female schvartza?
umm I don't see the relevance of this, but what is wrong with a righteous black person?

Absolutely nothing.  Every person has a right to be honestly judged on their own merits.
Title: Re: Two more hilarious videos from Ira
Post by: Chaim Ben Pesach on December 27, 2009, 12:12:25 AM
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How would you react if DBF's soul mate would be a female schvartza?
umm I don't see the relevance of this, but what is wrong with a righteous black person?

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I think Ron was joking.
Title: Re: Two more hilarious videos from Ira
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on December 27, 2009, 12:52:39 AM
OK
Title: Re: Two more hilarious videos from Ira
Post by: Ulli on December 27, 2009, 01:06:15 AM
Oh no, I am unable to watch the second video. It is blocked because of copyright issues. It contains content, that belongs to WMG und UMG.  :'(
Title: Re: Two more hilarious videos from Ira
Post by: Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks on December 27, 2009, 03:24:37 AM
ROTFLMAO the second video uses "The Bad Touch" by the Bloodhound Gang, a song that's been on my mind a lot lately because it got ripped off by a self-hating Asian wigger hip-hop group.
Title: Re: Two more hilarious videos from Ira
Post by: Kahane-Was-Right BT on December 27, 2009, 06:34:45 AM
I guess David Ben Moshe got beaten out by Johnny Depp, lol.  Wonder how he feels about that.
Title: Re: Two more hilarious videos from Ira
Post by: SW on December 27, 2009, 06:50:13 AM
Nice Videos. To bad I can't watch the secound one because these stupid German laws.