After a few Foster's, everything looks like "Yowie," doesn't it. 
Nobody in Australia drinks that dreck!
Foster's is like making love in a canoe.
I know, I know. We went over this before - that was just to annoy you.

Replace it with the decent beer of your choosing, and you get the point.
(And just to tell you - the average American, IQ of 70, image of an Australian is a guy dressed in light brown clothing, drinking a Foster's, and wrestling a crocodile...)