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Kiwi

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Newmans Jokes
« on: December 17, 2007, 01:51:26 AM »
I being keeping off the Aussies jokes  8;)

 ^-^ you are temping me newman  ^-^
« Last Edit: December 17, 2007, 03:32:38 AM by The Infidel. »

Kiwi

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Re: Right to Life New Zealand Inc
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2007, 02:05:31 AM »
 :::D

What's an Aussie males idea of foreplay?



Breathing.

newman

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Re: Right to Life New Zealand Inc
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2007, 02:08:41 AM »
:::D

What's an Aussie males idea of foreplay?



Breathing.
I thought it was...."You awake, Luv?"

Kiwi

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Re: Right to Life New Zealand Inc
« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2007, 02:10:11 AM »
:::D

What's an Aussie males idea of foreplay?



Breathing.
I thought it was...."You awake, Luv?"

Or "can you roll over?"

newman

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Re: Right to Life New Zealand Inc
« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2007, 02:11:49 AM »
:::D

What's an Aussie males idea of foreplay?



Breathing.
I thought it was...."You awake, Luv?"

Or "can you roll over?"

What's negro foreplay?



"Don't scream or I'll cut you, b*tch!"

Kiwi

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Re: Right to Life New Zealand Inc
« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2007, 03:20:13 AM »
How to satisfy an Aussie man, One pair of tongs, one BBQ, snags and a six pack of beer  ^-^

newman

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Re: Right to Life New Zealand Inc
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2007, 03:25:14 AM »
Aussie bloke in a bar:

Bloke: "Hello Darling. Buy you a drink?"

Woman: "You're wasting your time. I'm a lesbian."

Bloke: "So what part of Lesbia are you from?"

Kiwi

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Re: Right to Life New Zealand Inc
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2007, 03:30:14 AM »
I have to split this off into a joke thread I reckon  :::D

Kiwi

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Re: Newmans Jokes
« Reply #8 on: December 17, 2007, 03:38:08 AM »

newman

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Re: Newmans Jokes
« Reply #9 on: December 17, 2007, 03:41:26 AM »
That movie looks like something the Goodies would have come up with.  :::D

Kiwi

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Re: Newmans Jokes
« Reply #10 on: December 17, 2007, 03:54:47 AM »
I have not seen it yet but its won a few awards, I have seen the trailers, this naked sheep biting this guys neck.

Almost sounds kinky  ^-^

Boeregeneraal

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Re: Newmans Jokes
« Reply #11 on: December 17, 2007, 05:56:05 AM »

they're angry at the Springboks for taking the cup  O0 O0 O0 O0 O0 :::D

Kiwi

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Re: Newmans Jokes
« Reply #12 on: December 17, 2007, 06:32:22 AM »
Well we thought it would be nice if they won something, because if not they would never play with us again :::D

Boeregeneraal

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Re: Newmans Jokes
« Reply #13 on: December 17, 2007, 06:45:28 AM »
Well we thought it would be nice if they won something, because if not they would never play with us again :::D
yes........enjoy them ,for now.....we shall talk again when we have REAL rugby players  :P :D

Kiwi

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Re: Newmans Jokes
« Reply #14 on: December 17, 2007, 06:50:08 AM »
Well we thought it would be nice if they won something, because if not they would never play with us again :::D
yes........enjoy them ,for now.....we shall talk again when we have REAL rugby players  :P :D

The Springboks have alot of history they need to live up too. It makes life interesting thats for sure.  ;)

Boeregeneraal

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Re: Newmans Jokes
« Reply #15 on: December 17, 2007, 06:53:54 AM »
ja! And also, these days it's all about the money. The good ol days, remember those, where it was about the game....it will return! O0

Kiwi

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Re: Newmans Jokes
« Reply #16 on: December 17, 2007, 07:08:18 AM »
ja! And also, these days it's all about the money. The good ol days, remember those, where it was about the game....it will return! O0

I hope so its something our countries need, its apart of us.

Boeregeneraal

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Re: Newmans Jokes
« Reply #17 on: December 17, 2007, 07:11:53 AM »
ja! And also, these days it's all about the money. The good ol days, remember those, where it was about the game....it will return! O0

I hope so its something our countries need, its apart of us.
indeed REAL men, not action figures  :::D :::D

Kiwi

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Re: Newmans Jokes
« Reply #18 on: December 17, 2007, 07:18:19 AM »
Yes and Not boys  :::D Only good sport has a blood rule  ^-^

Real men being super manly, grrrrrrrrr  :D

Boeregeneraal

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Re: Newmans Jokes
« Reply #19 on: December 17, 2007, 07:22:21 AM »
Yes and Not boys  :::D Only good sport has a blood rule  ^-^

Real men being super manly, grrrrrrrrr  :D
:::D A rare occurence in australia though  :::D :::D :::D (jk!!!!!!)

Kiwi

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Re: Newmans Jokes
« Reply #20 on: December 17, 2007, 07:24:34 AM »
Yes and Not boys  :::D Only good sport has a blood rule  ^-^

Real men being super manly, grrrrrrrrr  :D
:::D A rare occurence in australia though  :::D :::D :::D (jk!!!!!!)

Very rare  :::D

Boeregeneraal

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Re: Newmans Jokes
« Reply #21 on: December 17, 2007, 07:25:49 AM »
Yes and Not boys  :::D Only good sport has a blood rule  ^-^

Real men being super manly, grrrrrrrrr  :D
:::D A rare occurence in australia though  :::D :::D :::D (jk!!!!!!)

Very rare  :::D
:::D :::D (jk!!!!)

Kiwi

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Re: Newmans Jokes
« Reply #22 on: December 17, 2007, 07:33:00 AM »
I am not, thats why my future Mr Infidel is NOT Australian  8;)

But he will be converted.  O0

Boeregeneraal

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Re: Newmans Jokes
« Reply #23 on: December 17, 2007, 07:41:13 AM »
 :::D :::D :::D :::D :::D
So he will be coming to live in aus?

Kiwi

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Re: Newmans Jokes
« Reply #24 on: December 17, 2007, 07:48:16 AM »
Hahahaa I say yes  ^-^

I have Property here. And he has two years left before he retires, and I want to raise my babies in Australia not the US.

I never asked him once to be an Aussie its his choice.  O0

We have to deal with the US problem  :::D