Newmans Jokes

[Boeregeneraal]

Hahahaa I say yes 

I have Property here. And he has two years left before he retires, and I want to raise my babies in Australia not the US.

I never asked him once to be an Aussie its his choice. 

We have to deal with the US problem 

2 years ok. Does he atleast get leave or something to come visit, it's an awfull long time-but then again, love knows no borders hey 

Oh yes, things casn get a bit hectic in the USA-not that the future looks too bright in oz, but hey, he's a Navy man-he'll look after you

No no, he has to become KIWI! No good when it's rugby season, you'll confuse the poor man

[Kiwi]

He is meant to be here now, but as normal the terrorist are playing up and the mullahs running a muck his leave is not meant to be.

Now I have to wait until March or April next year of a 12 hour pass. 

Yes Navy is the best 

Funny you should say that, because I am thinking of returning back to my homeland, I never intend of living in the US long term.

[Boeregeneraal]

He is meant to be here now, but as normal the terrorist are playing up and the mullahs running a muck his leave is not meant to be.

Now I have to wait until March or April next year of a 12 hour pass. 

Yes Navy is the best 

Funny you should say that, because I am thinking of returning back to my homeland, I never intend of living in the US long term.

oh im sorry to hear that and above that, only 12 hours .

Well, atleast you can say youre married to a HERO, Infidel! Someone that has fought the devils. 

I can't blame you for wanting to go back to NZ  (jk!)
(all the bloody crime and mullahs....)

[Kiwi]

Yes indeed Boere he is a HERO 

Anyway the thing is the ship might dock in Perth  I have to get my bod over there just for the 12 hours 

Last US Navy ship had to dock 45 minutes out, and not in Perth its self.

Will be interesting.

[Boeregeneraal]

Yes indeed Boere he is a HERO 

Anyway the thing is the ship might dock in Perth  I have to get my bod over there just for the 12 hours 

Last US Navy ship had to dock 45 minutes out, and not in Perth its self.

Will be interesting.

haha, all the way in Perth. Ja last time, they had an aircraft carrier here in Perth, and went to waatch-a magnificent sight!!! It did mess-up the radios of Perth though

So why did they have to dock out in the ocean?

oh well, bring hubby for a cuppa hey, if he's in perth

[Kiwi]

Yes indeed Boere he is a HERO 

Anyway the thing is the ship might dock in Perth  I have to get my bod over there just for the 12 hours 

Last US Navy ship had to dock 45 minutes out, and not in Perth its self.

Will be interesting.

haha, all the way in Perth. Ja last time, they had an aircraft carrier here in Perth, and went to waatch-a magnificent sight!!! It did mess-up the radios of Perth though

So why did they have to dock out in the ocean?

oh well, bring hubby for a cuppa hey, if he's in perth

LOL they had to dock out because the hull of the ship was too big. And Australian coast Guards put the restrict on it.

And since my fella is on the USS Boxer which is much bigger no way they can dock. Sydney yes because the Kittyhawk managed it. Melbourne is questionable.

Hobart yes that is a go.

A cuppa no worries that's if you are still there 

[Boeregeneraal]

Yes indeed Boere he is a HERO 

Anyway the thing is the ship might dock in Perth  I have to get my bod over there just for the 12 hours 

Last US Navy ship had to dock 45 minutes out, and not in Perth its self.

Will be interesting.

haha, all the way in Perth. Ja last time, they had an aircraft carrier here in Perth, and went to waatch-a magnificent sight!!! It did mess-up the radios of Perth though

So why did they have to dock out in the ocean?

oh well, bring hubby for a cuppa hey, if he's in perth

LOL they had to dock out because the hull of the ship was too big. And Australian coast Guards put the restrict on it.

And since my fella is on the USS Boxer which is much bigger no way they can dock. Sydney yes because the Kittyhawk managed it. Melbourne is questionable.

Hobart yes that is a go.

A cuppa no worries that's if you are still there 

Oh i see.

Say, the USS Boxer, is that the the helicopter carrier one?

Oh, i reckon id still be here .......oh Afrika.....

[Kiwi]

http://www.boxer.navy.mil/default.aspx



She is a pretty we thing 

[Boeregeneraal]

http://www.boxer.navy.mil/default.aspx



She is a pretty we thing 

sure is!!!
Looks like harriers on the far side?
Im assuming the runway is too short for aircraft to land and take off?

[Kiwi]

She is a Wasp-class amphibious assault ship, carrys up to 42 helicopters. I don't think she was ever designed for planes.

She is about 850 foot there abouts, can't quite remember 

I am not sure if they are Harriers but it looks like it.

I will ask my fella next time we chat. 

[Boeregeneraal]

Oh i see. When they say amphibious for a carrier, eh...what do they mean by that Propably the choopers in that respect?

Those are definitely Harriers

So how does he like living on a carrier?

[Kiwi]

He hates it at the minute wants to be here.

[Boeregeneraal]

He hates it at the minute wants to be here.

yes yes of course. Ag poor man. I feel sorry for him...don't worry he'll appreciate you soooooooo much more

[Kiwi]

He hates it at the minute wants to be here.

yes yes of course. Ag poor man. I feel sorry for him...don't worry he'll appreciate you soooooooo much more

thats the plan