How many Serbs are on the forum?

[Shlomo]

Hehe pa sta mislis ti brate moj 
Znam da je malo precerao.

Ne nego ipak covijek zna da prica srpskim jezikom.
Ne znam kako je naucio ali postovanje sa moje strane.

...hvala ti puno, Dalmacija! Ti si izuzetan clan naseg foruma.

Puno volim i cenim Srbe. bilo je veoma lepo iskustvo za forum da vas upoznam i pricam sa vama!

[Serbian Cetnik (šumadinac)]

He's Mossad 100%, theres no one that can learn that much in 50 min or less and NOT be Mossad!

[george_jtf]

Another Serb CCCC

[Jasmina]

  That make us 23!!!

[Shlomo]

Samo sam zaludjivao Dalmaciju.

Ja ne pricam srpski Jasmina je sve prevodila.

Dali sam ja ovo napisao bez njezine pomoci? Vidis li?

Cim ovo radis nekoliko minuta odma naucis.

[Shlomo]

Aaawww... I am so sorry I messed with you! I don't really speak Slavic! I had Jasmina translate for me. LOL

It laughed so hard yesterday. This was so much fun!

It really only started out where I wanted to say thank you to the Serbian members in their own language to show them more respect.

And thank you, Dalmacija, for the kind things you said! You were such a good sport! I feel bad I teased you.


Ok, I promised I'd give the English translation:

I am very happy to see so many Serbian people who love JTF on this forum!
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hehehe tell me who hepled you to make these sentences?
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"That hurts, Dalmacija. You don't think I can read and speak Slavic? Is my grammar that terrible?"
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hehe, you are good.
 hehe, you are dangerous man, probably Serb as well
 Your writing very correct brother. this could weird a bit...
  anyway I am glad you speak our language. I wonder how did you learn it?
  don't tell me you are indeed Serb? Or you really know Serbian? or are you a Serb?Huh
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Thank you, Dalmacija! I'm sorry... did you say I was weird?

I learned from watching television in only one night. People say that television is bad for you, but look at what it's done for me! Now I am fluent in 17 different languages and it only took 3 days.

Oops... I almost wrote this in Spanish!
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You learned serbian from watching the TV??
Impossible. That's impossible!!

17 languages?? only by watching TV?? tell me how did you do that???
My respect!!! (congratulations)
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Ok, I had to rewrite this post because I accidentally did it in Japanese this time.

Dalmacija, it wasn't easy. I never said it was instant. It took like 45 minutes
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don't tell me you believe him!
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hehe what do you think my brother

no, but he knows how to speak on Serbian
I don't know who thought him, but he has my truly respects
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Ludi Milojko, that hurts. Now why wouldn't you believe me? lol

Ok, it actually took like 49 minutes.

[Electra]

That was hilarious. 

Serbian version is even more hilarious. 'oops, I almost wrote in Spanish'.

Ahahahahahahahaha!!

[Vito]

Ok, let's play a new game! The game is called, "How many Serbian words does Vito know?"

Hvala, dobro, nr, nazdrovia, kako si?

What else people? help me out 

[DALMACIJA]

And thank you, Dalmacija, for the kind things you said! You were such a good sport! I feel bad I teased you.

Hehe, teased me?
You mean trying to make me insane.

 

[DALMACIJA]

But this was a realy funny action of you...

[JR-Obilic]

Ok, let's play a new game! The game is called, "How many Serbian words does Vito know?"

Hvala, dobro, nr, nazdrovia, kako si?

What else people? help me out 

nema na cemu (chemu) = your welcome

dobar dan = good day ( like a greeting - notice relation to "dobro" which means good)

sta se desava = whats going on

prijatno = if u translate it it means "pleasant".. its also something u say before u eat, kind of like french bon appetit..

there's some for u.. it doesnt get fun until u get to serbian curse words and phrases tho lol

[Jasmina]

Samo sam zaludjivao Dalmaciju.

Ja ne pricam srpski Jasmina je sve prevodila.

Dali sam ja ovo napisao bez njezine pomoci? Vidis li?

Cim ovo radis nekoliko minuta odma naucis.

    now who helped you with that one??? thats hilarious!! 

[Jasmina]

Ok, let's play a new game! The game is called, "How many Serbian words does Vito know?"

Hvala, dobro, nr, nazdrovia, kako si?

What else people? help me out 

  wow!!!!
 what do you want to know? say the words in English and we will translate for you!

[Jasmina]

And thank you, Dalmacija, for the kind things you said! You were such a good sport! I feel bad I teased you.

Hehe, teased me?
You mean trying to make me insane.

 

    I had so much fun yesterday!!!!

[Shlomo]

Samo sam zaludjivao Dalmaciju.

Ja ne pricam srpski Jasmina je sve prevodila.

Dali sam ja ovo napisao bez njezine pomoci? Vidis li?

Cim ovo radis nekoliko minuta odma naucis.

    now who helped you with that one??? thats hilarious!! 

dobar dan,

Jasmina, I really do speak Serbain now... ok... now I'm teasing YOU. Dalmacija helped me with that one! lol

[Jasmina]

Samo sam zaludjivao Dalmaciju.

Ja ne pricam srpski Jasmina je sve prevodila.

Dali sam ja ovo napisao bez njezine pomoci? Vidis li?

Cim ovo radis nekoliko minuta odma naucis.

    now who helped you with that one??? thats hilarious!! 

dobar dan,

Jasmina, I really do speak Serbain now... ok... now I'm teasing YOU. Dalmacija helped me with that one! lol

   hahahahhahahahha
hahahahhahahahha
hahahahhahahaha
  that was very funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dan]

Ok,  so where did we leave off?  

[Jasmina]

  We are 23 Serbs so far!

[Serb]

I'm here too. Greetings to all Serb and Jews.

[Jasmina]

I'm here too. Greetings to all Serb and Jews.

  WELCOME!!!!!!!!! we are 24!

[Serb]

Thanks, but i have to leave now.  see you. Good night and sweet dreams.

[Vito]

Ok, let's play a new game! The game is called, "How many Serbian words does Vito know?"

Hvala, dobro, nr, nazdrovia, kako si?

What else people? help me out 

nema na cemu (chemu) = your welcome

dobar dan = good day ( like a greeting - notice relation to "dobro" which means good)

sta se desava = whats going on

prijatno = if u translate it it means "pleasant".. its also something u say before u eat, kind of like french bon appetit..

there's some for u.. it doesnt get fun until u get to serbian curse words and phrases tho lol

Thanks JR 

thanks = ?

I only know a few words in Serbian = ?


you are beautiful = ? (in case I meet a pretty Serbian girl  )

[Serbian Cetnik (šumadinac)]

thanks : Hvala

I only know a few words in Serbian: Samo znam nekoliko Srpskih reci.

You are beautiful : Zgodna si or Lepa si  (zgodna is beautiful/hot, lepa is more like cute)

[Nikola1389]

heya,guess i'm the 25th r?

alittle about my self,i'm from serbia/belgrade,u might have seen some of my arguments on youtube,i use the same username as this one,and i watched these videos,so i wanted to have a chance to talk to mr Chiam,and some other ppl of jewishnationality,and debate alittle on the forum 

[Jasmina]

That's Great Nikola... Welcome to the JTF Forum!
You can ask Chaim questions by going to the Section called 'Ask JTF', he'll answer them at weeks end...