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Today happened a misunderstanding between me and the butcher
« on: December 04, 2008, 12:07:57 PM »



I said I wanted a two thumbs thick steak. He took the whole piece of meat and put it into the slicer. I was really shocked, but this week beef is very cheap, so I said to him, that I will take the "steak".

I think I will eat only a third of it and will put the rest in the refrigiator.  :)

It has the weight of incredible 980 gramm.  :o
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Re: Today happened a misunderstanding between me and the butcher
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2008, 12:40:06 PM »
I would declare Jihad against him, stalk his family and bomb his shop.






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Re: Today happened a misunderstanding between me and the butcher
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2008, 12:41:26 PM »
The meat is not that much

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Re: Today happened a misunderstanding between me and the butcher
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2008, 12:46:45 PM »
The meat is not that much

Are you serious? Could you eat it?  :o
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Re: Today happened a misunderstanding between me and the butcher
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2008, 12:48:28 PM »
The meat is not that much

Are you serious? Could you eat it?  :o

I probably could if I was in the mood for steak

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Re: Today happened a misunderstanding between me and the butcher
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2008, 12:49:20 PM »
The meat is not that much

Are you serious? Could you eat it?  :o

I probably could if I was in the mood for steak

Perhaps you will have stomaches after eating.
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Re: Today happened a misunderstanding between me and the butcher
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2008, 12:50:45 PM »
The meat is not that much

Are you serious? Could you eat it?  :o

I probably could if I was in the mood for steak

Perhaps you will have stomaches after eating.

Maybe who knows ;D

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Re: Today happened a misunderstanding between me and the butcher
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2008, 01:02:51 PM »
Look nearly ready my friend:


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Re: Today happened a misunderstanding between me and the butcher
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2008, 01:03:56 PM »
What seasonings do you put on it?

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Re: Today happened a misunderstanding between me and the butcher
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2008, 01:08:23 PM »
What seasonings do you put on it?

It is black pepper, salt, dried and powdered onion, celery, tymian, basilicum, rosmarin, garlic and mustard grains. And of course a little bit sunflower oil.

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Re: Today happened a misunderstanding between me and the butcher
« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2008, 01:47:09 PM »
What seasonings do you put on it?

It is black pepper, salt, dried and powdered onion, celery, tymian, basilicum, rosmarin, garlic and mustard grains. And of course a little bit sunflower oil.

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sounds good and looks good
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Re: Today happened a misunderstanding between me and the butcher
« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2008, 01:55:24 PM »
What seasonings do you put on it?

It is black pepper, salt, dried and powdered onion, celery, tymian, basilicum, rosmarin, garlic and mustard grains. And of course a little bit sunflower oil.

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sounds good and looks good

I have heard, that athletes ate before 50 years daily a steak. Do you eat much steak?
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Re: Today happened a misunderstanding between me and the butcher
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2008, 01:56:37 PM »
What seasonings do you put on it?

It is black pepper, salt, dried and powdered onion, celery, tymian, basilicum, rosmarin, garlic and mustard grains. And of course a little bit sunflower oil.

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sounds good and looks good

I have heard, that athletes ate before 50 years daily a steak. Do you eat much steak?

They ate it everyday for the protein

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Re: Today happened a misunderstanding between me and the butcher
« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2008, 02:01:26 PM »
Yes very often i love it :)
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Re: Today happened a misunderstanding between me and the butcher
« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2008, 02:07:44 PM »
when i was young maybe 5 or 7 there was only 1 butcher near my house my mother and grandmother used to take me with them to the butcher.He was a crook my grandmother used to say to him take your big thumb off the scale when you weigh the meat your thumb makes it weigh a pound heavier :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Today happened a misunderstanding between me and the butcher
« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2008, 02:10:00 PM »
when i was young maybe 5 or 7 there was only 1 butcher near my house my mother and grandmother used to take me with them to the butcher.He was a crook my grandmother used to say to him take your big thumb off the scale when you weigh the meat your thumb makes it weigh a pound heavier :laugh: :laugh:

He he he  :)

Has a steak from the beef a lot of fat?
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Re: Today happened a misunderstanding between me and the butcher
« Reply #16 on: December 04, 2008, 02:13:19 PM »
when i was young maybe 5 or 7 there was only 1 butcher near my house my mother and grandmother used to take me with them to the butcher.He was a crook my grandmother used to say to him take your big thumb off the scale when you weigh the meat your thumb makes it weigh a pound heavier :laugh: :laugh:

He he he  :)

Has a steak from the beef a lot of fat?
yes a little but it gives it taste
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Re: Today happened a misunderstanding between me and the butcher
« Reply #17 on: December 04, 2008, 02:20:10 PM »
when i was young maybe 5 or 7 there was only 1 butcher near my house my mother and grandmother used to take me with them to the butcher.He was a crook my grandmother used to say to him take your big thumb off the scale when you weigh the meat your thumb makes it weigh a pound heavier :laugh: :laugh:

He he he  :)

Has a steak from the beef a lot of fat?
yes a little but it gives it taste

Yes this is true and it tenderizes the beef.
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Re: Today happened a misunderstanding between me and the butcher
« Reply #18 on: December 04, 2008, 02:24:23 PM »
when i was young maybe 5 or 7 there was only 1 butcher near my house my mother and grandmother used to take me with them to the butcher.He was a crook my grandmother used to say to him take your big thumb off the scale when you weigh the meat your thumb makes it weigh a pound heavier :laugh: :laugh:

He he he  :)

Has a steak from the beef a lot of fat?
yes a little but it gives it taste

Yes this is true and it tenderizes the beef.
true
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Re: Today happened a misunderstanding between me and the butcher
« Reply #19 on: December 04, 2008, 02:29:51 PM »
Did Alf eat steak sometimes too?

My uncle that had a small farm cooked some beef after the home butchering for his shepherd. But he said that barbecued and roasted beef is not good for the stomaches of his dog.
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Re: Today happened a misunderstanding between me and the butcher
« Reply #20 on: December 04, 2008, 02:32:35 PM »
Did Alf eat steak sometimes too?

My uncle that had a small farm cooked some beef after the home butchering for his shepherd. But he said that barbecued and roasted beef is not good for the stomaches of his dog.
This is true fowl is o.k.,meat is not so good for dogs but once in a while alf gets some.He gobbles it down and is very happy
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Re: Today happened a misunderstanding between me and the butcher
« Reply #21 on: December 04, 2008, 02:59:37 PM »
Did Alf eat steak sometimes too?

My uncle that had a small farm cooked some beef after the home butchering for his shepherd. But he said that barbecued and roasted beef is not good for the stomaches of his dog.
This is true fowl is o.k.,meat is not so good for dogs but once in a while alf gets some.He gobbles it down and is very happy

Do you cook the meat before you feed it to Alf? My uncle said that warm food agrees the dog better.
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Re: Today happened a misunderstanding between me and the butcher
« Reply #22 on: December 04, 2008, 03:01:56 PM »
Did Alf eat steak sometimes too?

My uncle that had a small farm cooked some beef after the home butchering for his shepherd. But he said that barbecued and roasted beef is not good for the stomaches of his dog.
This is true fowl is o.k.,meat is not so good for dogs but once in a while alf gets some.He gobbles it down and is very happy

Do you cook the meat before you feed it to Alf? My uncle said that warm food agrees the dog better.
Yes you should see how fast he eats it and how happy he is :)
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Re: Today happened a misunderstanding between me and the butcher
« Reply #23 on: December 04, 2008, 03:14:24 PM »
The way to a dogs heart is through his stomach.  :::D
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Re: Today happened a misunderstanding between me and the butcher
« Reply #24 on: December 04, 2008, 05:15:52 PM »
Meat is good for you, and animal fat is very good for you, despite what the medical establishment says. They promote a lie about the harm of red meat and animal fat. It's the reverse. One should avoid unsaturated vegetable fat and eat a lot of animal and saturated fat, such as coconut fat. Ever since I cut out carbohydrates and vegetable fats and increased the amount of red meat and animal fat, I started feeling a lot healthier and lost weight.

You can even become completely carnivorus, such as eat only meat and exclude all vegetables and fruit. You won't need any vitamin C. It's another big hoax. Vitamin C does help cure scurvy, it's true. But the cause of scurvy is not the lack of vitamin C.