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Nigerian goat arrested on suspicion of attempted armed robbery
« on: January 27, 2009, 10:25:31 PM »

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090123/od_nm/us_goat

Goat detained over armed robbery!!
President Obama's brothers are at it again:

Police in Nigeria are holding a goat on suspicion of attempted armed robbery.

Vigilantes took the black and white beast to the police saying it was an armed robber who had used black magic to trans\
form himself into a goat to escape arrest after trying to steal a Mazda 323.

"The group of vigilante men came to report that while they were on patrol they saw some hoodlums attempting to rob a ca\
r. They pursued them. However one of them escaped while the other turned into a goat," Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohamme\
d told Reuters by telephone.

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Re: Nigerian goat arrested on suspicion of attempted armed robbery
« Reply #1 on: January 28, 2009, 12:26:58 AM »
Goats is tasty!  :dance:

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Re: Nigerian goat arrested on suspicion of attempted armed robbery
« Reply #2 on: January 28, 2009, 01:54:16 AM »
This story is crazy.

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Kwara state police spokesman Tunde Mohammed told Reuters by telephone.

"We cannot confirm the story, but the goat is in our custody. We cannot base our information on something mystical. It is something that has to be proved scientifically, that a human being turned into a goat," he said.

It is proven scientifically, that this guys are nuts. :::D
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Re: Nigerian goat arrested on suspicion of attempted armed robbery
« Reply #3 on: January 28, 2009, 05:52:10 AM »
 :::D
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Re: Nigerian goat arrested on suspicion of attempted armed robbery
« Reply #4 on: January 28, 2009, 06:05:29 AM »
hopefully the goat gets good media attention..

if it didn't they might brutally torture it. There are young children in nigeria and teenagers, that have been mutilated in some ritual to rid them of demons or make them suffer because they think they are witches.

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Re: Nigerian goat arrested on suspicion of attempted armed robbery
« Reply #5 on: January 28, 2009, 06:08:41 AM »
hopefully the goat gets good media attention..

if it didn't they might brutally torture it. There are young children in nigeria and teenagers, that have been mutilated in some ritual to rid them of demons or make them suffer because they think they are witches.

Yes I heard of this. What is going on there? Nigeria seems to be a   booby hatch. In the North Muslims, in the south all kind of freaks inclusive some very strange Christian groups.
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Re: Nigerian goat arrested on suspicion of attempted armed robbery
« Reply #6 on: January 28, 2009, 06:10:49 AM »
hopefully the goat gets good media attention..

if it didn't they might brutally torture it. There are young children in nigeria and teenagers, that have been mutilated in some ritual to rid them of demons or make them suffer because they think they are witches.

Yes I heard of this. What is going on there? Nigeria seems to be a   booby hatch. In the North Muslims, in the south all kind of freaks inclusive some very strange Christian groups.

Low IQ.  Lack of critical thinking.

Immorality.  The "preachers" that torture these kids do it to get power by fear. As soon as they get any intelligence, they are manipulative and immoral.. And not intellectual.

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Re: Nigerian goat arrested on suspicion of attempted armed robbery
« Reply #7 on: January 28, 2009, 06:14:43 AM »
Albino Africans are hunted and killed for their body parts by witch-'doctors' in Africa.
Even their graves are robbed of parts.

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7527729.stm

I feel  :'( for the Albinos of Africa.


How brutal.  What a terrifying existence the albinos must have, always on the look-out.
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Re: Nigerian goat arrested on suspicion of attempted armed robbery
« Reply #8 on: January 28, 2009, 07:04:57 AM »
 :laugh: :::D :laugh: :::D :laugh: :::D :laugh: :::D :laugh: :::D
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Re: Nigerian goat arrested on suspicion of attempted armed robbery
« Reply #9 on: January 28, 2009, 11:41:27 AM »
It is quite possible. Muzzies can get converted in to goats at any moment of time. We may see 1500 M neogoats.
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Re: Nigerian goat arrested on suspicion of attempted armed robbery
« Reply #10 on: January 28, 2009, 07:33:49 PM »
It is quite possible. Muzzies can get converted in to goats at any moment of time. We may see 1500 M neogoats.
 :::D

You're mistaking.  Their children possibly are half muslim half goat.
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