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Offline Yaacov Ben Yehuda

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who would you rather be stuck in an elevator with?
« on: November 15, 2009, 09:46:19 PM »
a pregnant Arab muslim lady in full hijab or a pregnant ghetto black hood rat lady named shaquina? lol just curious... ;D

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Re: who would you rather be stuck in an elevator with?
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2009, 09:48:06 PM »
Shaquina is less likely to spawn baby terrorists so I guess her.

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Re: who would you rather be stuck in an elevator with?
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2009, 10:00:19 PM »
Or better yet, who would you rather be stranded on a desert island with? 

Michelle Obama, Oprah Winfrey or Serena Williams?

Chaim was asked this on a previous Ask JTF show. 

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Re: who would you rather be stuck in an elevator with?
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2009, 10:02:51 PM »
a pregnant Arab muslim lady in full hijab or a pregnant ghetto black hood rat lady named shaquina? lol just curious... ;D
The filthy hijab lady may have enough explosives on her to blow the elevator out through the roof. If one of them animals comes on anything that closed in I am getting off.
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Re: who would you rather be stuck in an elevator with?
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2009, 10:03:33 PM »
Can't I just have an excrutiating death? It would be less painful! :::D

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Re: who would you rather be stuck in an elevator with?
« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2009, 10:13:03 PM »
just a funny story...i actually got stuck in the elevator once with a fat black lady who was obviously a ghetto dweller...anyways she started panicking and freaking out when we got stuck, so she starts ramming into the door causing the whole elevator to shake...it was horrible!  but regardless i wouldnt want to be stuck in anything with any muslim ever! i rather be stuck in a kfc with 100 ghetto blacks before that!

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Re: who would you rather be stuck in an elevator with?
« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2009, 10:20:25 PM »
I usually don't ride elevators unless I can do it alone.

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Re: who would you rather be stuck in an elevator with?
« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2009, 12:52:26 AM »
I,d rather be stck in an elevator with the ayatolla or amadinnajacket, because I would be the only one leaving it.

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Re: who would you rather be stuck in an elevator with?
« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2009, 08:34:01 AM »
 >:(  I don't ride elevators! I always take the stairs no matter what floor I'm going to!  >:(


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Re: who would you rather be stuck in an elevator with?
« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2009, 10:10:52 AM »
the muslim in full hijab.  that way I can pretend that she's not there and she won't notice...


the other might be too smelly..
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Re: who would you rather be stuck in an elevator with?
« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2009, 10:16:25 AM »
a pregnant Arab muslim lady in full hijab or a pregnant ghetto black hood rat lady named shaquina? lol just curious... ;D

I can defend against the ladies,lol. Question should be: In Ramallah surrounded by 3 fully garbed Arabs on Arafat's anniversary of death, or Harlem surrounded by 3 gigantic shvartzes at 3 a.m. on MLK Day.

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Re: who would you rather be stuck in an elevator with?
« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2009, 10:49:37 AM »
I can defend against the ladies,lol. Question should be: In Ramallah surrounded by 3 fully garbed Arabs on Arafat's anniversary of death, or Harlem surrounded by 3 gigantic shvartzes at 3 a.m. on MLK Day.
Chances are the 3 gigantic negroes are Muslims just as much as the Arabs in Ramallah.

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Re: who would you rather be stuck in an elevator with?
« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2009, 10:50:27 AM »
I can defend against the ladies,lol. Question should be: In Ramallah surrounded by 3 fully garbed Arabs on Arafat's anniversary of death, or Harlem surrounded by 3 gigantic shvartzes at 3 a.m. on MLK Day.
Chances are the 3 gigantic negroes are Muslims just as much as the Arabs in Ramallah.

good call.

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Re: who would you rather be stuck in an elevator with?
« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2009, 10:51:57 AM »
good call.
Hopefully the Mother Plane will teleport them off before you have to be stuck with them.

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Re: who would you rather be stuck in an elevator with?
« Reply #14 on: November 16, 2009, 01:41:08 PM »
After reading this... I will start taking the stairs.

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Re: who would you rather be stuck in an elevator with?
« Reply #15 on: November 16, 2009, 02:01:40 PM »

I would say the groid.
This is because, the muslim may be hiding something.
Don't want to be Jihaded.
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Re: who would you rather be stuck in an elevator with?
« Reply #16 on: November 16, 2009, 02:34:05 PM »
The black girl. I can take out a piece of fried chicken from KFC, dangle it in front of the elevator door, and watch her run to the chicken, slam in the elevator door, and bust me out. The Muslim would just get on her knees and pray to Allah without doing anything herself.

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Re: who would you rather be stuck in an elevator with?
« Reply #17 on: November 16, 2009, 03:11:43 PM »
After reading this... I will start taking the stairs.


Don't you know they hang out in stairwells to probably smoke things and wait for whitey?