« previous next »
Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: who would you rather be stuck in an elevator with?  (Read 1928 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Offline Yaacov Ben Yehuda

  • Senior JTFer
  • ****
  • Posts: 398
who would you rather be stuck in an elevator with?
« on: November 15, 2009, 09:46:19 PM »
a pregnant Arab muslim lady in full hijab or a pregnant ghetto black hood rat lady named shaquina? lol just curious... ;D
Logged

Offline Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks

  • Honorable Winged Member
  • Gold Star JTF Member
  • *
  • Posts: 23384
  • Real Kahanist
Re: who would you rather be stuck in an elevator with?
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2009, 09:48:06 PM »
Shaquina is less likely to spawn baby terrorists so I guess her.
Logged

Offline Lisa

  • Forum Administrator
  • Silver Star JTF Member
  • *
  • Posts: 9373
    • The Urban Grind
Re: who would you rather be stuck in an elevator with?
« Reply #2 on: November 15, 2009, 10:00:19 PM »
Or better yet, who would you rather be stranded on a desert island with? 

Michelle Obama, Oprah Winfrey or Serena Williams?

Chaim was asked this on a previous Ask JTF show. 
Logged

Offline cjd

  • Silver Star JTF Member
  • ********
  • Posts: 8996
Re: who would you rather be stuck in an elevator with?
« Reply #3 on: November 15, 2009, 10:02:51 PM »
Quote from: Golani Zionist on November 15, 2009, 09:46:19 PM
a pregnant Arab muslim lady in full hijab or a pregnant ghetto black hood rat lady named shaquina? lol just curious... ;D
The filthy hijab lady may have enough explosives on her to blow the elevator out through the roof. If one of them animals comes on anything that closed in I am getting off.
Logged
He who overlooks one crime invites the commission of another.        Syrus.

A light on to the nations for 60 years

Offline nopeaceforland

  • Master JTFer
  • ******
  • Posts: 2104
Re: who would you rather be stuck in an elevator with?
« Reply #4 on: November 15, 2009, 10:03:33 PM »
Can't I just have an excrutiating death? It would be less painful! :::D
Logged

Offline Yaacov Ben Yehuda

  • Senior JTFer
  • ****
  • Posts: 398
Re: who would you rather be stuck in an elevator with?
« Reply #5 on: November 15, 2009, 10:13:03 PM »
just a funny story...i actually got stuck in the elevator once with a fat black lady who was obviously a ghetto dweller...anyways she started panicking and freaking out when we got stuck, so she starts ramming into the door causing the whole elevator to shake...it was horrible!  but regardless i wouldnt want to be stuck in anything with any muslim ever! i rather be stuck in a kfc with 100 ghetto blacks before that!
Logged

Offline Rubystars

  • Gold Star JTF Member
  • *********
  • Posts: 18307
  • Extreme MAGA Republican
Re: who would you rather be stuck in an elevator with?
« Reply #6 on: November 15, 2009, 10:20:25 PM »
I usually don't ride elevators unless I can do it alone.
Logged

Offline VladTheImpaler

  • Full JTFer
  • ***
  • Posts: 116
Re: who would you rather be stuck in an elevator with?
« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2009, 12:52:26 AM »
I,d rather be stck in an elevator with the ayatolla or amadinnajacket, because I would be the only one leaving it.
Logged

Offline Angry Panther

  • Senior JTFer
  • ****
  • Posts: 377
Re: who would you rather be stuck in an elevator with?
« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2009, 08:34:01 AM »
 >:(  I don't ride elevators! I always take the stairs no matter what floor I'm going to!  >:(

Logged

Offline Dr. Dan

  • Forum Administrator
  • Gold Star JTF Member
  • *
  • Posts: 12593
Re: who would you rather be stuck in an elevator with?
« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2009, 10:10:52 AM »
the muslim in full hijab.  that way I can pretend that she's not there and she won't notice...


the other might be too smelly..
Logged
If someone says something bad about you, say something nice about them. That way, both of you would be lying.

In your heart you know WE are right and in your guts you know THEY are nuts!

"Science without religion is lame; Religion without science is blind."  - Albert Einstein

Offline The One and Only Mo

  • Ultimate JTFer
  • *******
  • Posts: 4963
Re: who would you rather be stuck in an elevator with?
« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2009, 10:16:25 AM »
Quote from: Golani Zionist on November 15, 2009, 09:46:19 PM
a pregnant Arab muslim lady in full hijab or a pregnant ghetto black hood rat lady named shaquina? lol just curious... ;D

I can defend against the ladies,lol. Question should be: In Ramallah surrounded by 3 fully garbed Arabs on Arafat's anniversary of death, or Harlem surrounded by 3 gigantic shvartzes at 3 a.m. on MLK Day.
Logged

Offline Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks

  • Honorable Winged Member
  • Gold Star JTF Member
  • *
  • Posts: 23384
  • Real Kahanist
Re: who would you rather be stuck in an elevator with?
« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2009, 10:49:37 AM »
Quote from: Mo2388 on November 16, 2009, 10:16:25 AM
I can defend against the ladies,lol. Question should be: In Ramallah surrounded by 3 fully garbed Arabs on Arafat's anniversary of death, or Harlem surrounded by 3 gigantic shvartzes at 3 a.m. on MLK Day.
Chances are the 3 gigantic negroes are Muslims just as much as the Arabs in Ramallah.
Logged

Offline The One and Only Mo

  • Ultimate JTFer
  • *******
  • Posts: 4963
Re: who would you rather be stuck in an elevator with?
« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2009, 10:50:27 AM »
Quote from: Bonesfan on November 16, 2009, 10:49:37 AM
Quote from: Mo2388 on November 16, 2009, 10:16:25 AM
I can defend against the ladies,lol. Question should be: In Ramallah surrounded by 3 fully garbed Arabs on Arafat's anniversary of death, or Harlem surrounded by 3 gigantic shvartzes at 3 a.m. on MLK Day.
Chances are the 3 gigantic negroes are Muslims just as much as the Arabs in Ramallah.

good call.
Logged

Offline Lewinsky Stinks, Dr. Brennan Rocks

  • Honorable Winged Member
  • Gold Star JTF Member
  • *
  • Posts: 23384
  • Real Kahanist
Re: who would you rather be stuck in an elevator with?
« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2009, 10:51:57 AM »
Quote from: Mo2388 on November 16, 2009, 10:50:27 AM
good call.
Hopefully the Mother Plane will teleport them off before you have to be stuck with them.
Logged

Offline briann

  • Silver Star JTF Member
  • ********
  • Posts: 8038
  • Mmmm HMMMMM
Re: who would you rather be stuck in an elevator with?
« Reply #14 on: November 16, 2009, 01:41:08 PM »
After reading this... I will start taking the stairs.
Logged

Offline angryChineseKahanist

  • Gold Star JTF Member
  • *********
  • Posts: 10545
  • ☭=卐=☮
Re: who would you rather be stuck in an elevator with?
« Reply #15 on: November 16, 2009, 02:01:40 PM »

I would say the groid.
This is because, the muslim may be hiding something.
Don't want to be Jihaded.
Logged
U+262d=U+5350=U+9774

Offline FreedomFighter08

  • Senior JTFer
  • ****
  • Posts: 309
Re: who would you rather be stuck in an elevator with?
« Reply #16 on: November 16, 2009, 02:34:05 PM »
The black girl. I can take out a piece of fried chicken from KFC, dangle it in front of the elevator door, and watch her run to the chicken, slam in the elevator door, and bust me out. The Muslim would just get on her knees and pray to Allah without doing anything herself.
Logged

Offline The One and Only Mo

  • Ultimate JTFer
  • *******
  • Posts: 4963
Re: who would you rather be stuck in an elevator with?
« Reply #17 on: November 16, 2009, 03:11:43 PM »
Quote from: briann on November 16, 2009, 01:41:08 PM
After reading this... I will start taking the stairs.


Don't you know they hang out in stairwells to probably smoke things and wait for whitey?
Logged
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »