How to Spot a Single Woman

[Lisa]

Drunken men lack self control, and they slur their speech.  Besides which alcohol makes their breath stink.  It also gives them big fat stomachs. 

[IsraeliGovtAreKapos]

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If so why do some women like faggots?

[pennyjangle]

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If so why do some women like faggots?

Because they know all the fashion tips. 

[IsraeliGovtAreKapos]

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If so why do some women like faggots?

Because they know all the fashion tips. 

Hey I'm no faggot I'm not a so-called fashionable faggot and I am wanted by women! How does that work with your statement?

[~Hanna~]

she did not call you a faggot.

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If so why do some women like faggots?

Because they know all the fashion tips. 

Hey I'm no faggot I'm not a so-called fashionable faggot and I am wanted by women! How does that work with your statement?

[pennyjangle]

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If so why do some women like faggots?

You tell him Hanna!!! Re read your question.

[IsraeliGovtAreKapos]

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she did not call you a faggot.

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If so why do some women like faggots?

Because they know all the fashion tips. 

Hey I'm no faggot I'm not a so-called fashionable faggot and I am wanted by women! How does that work with your statement?

You didn't get my point did you =/

[IsraeliGovtAreKapos]

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If so why do some women like faggots?

You tell him Hanna!!! Re read your question.

Crazy girls you have here on the English forum 

[hyperion]

She's making eye contact with you and smiling.

Nearly every girl does that to me. Hihi. 

[pennyjangle]

She's making eye contact with you and smiling.

Nearly every girl does that to me. Hihi. 

but do you go over and make contact with them?

[pennyjangle]

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If so why do some women like faggots?

Ok tell me your point because I don't know any faggots. I thought it was all in fun.

[~Hanna~]

thankyou.

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If so why do some women like faggots?

You tell him Hanna!!! Re read your question.

Crazy girls you have here on the English forum 

[Muck DeFuslims]

How to spot a single woman.

3 pages and no one has mentioned look for a wedding band or engagement ring !

Being a typical male pig (although not a stinky drunken one), I assume every woman in a club or bar or that type of pick-up setting without obvious male companionship is single.

But I guess it's increasingly popular for the gals to have a 'woman's night out' at the club with their girlfriends when they're actually not available.

I wouldn't know, I've avoided clubs and bars for many years now. Never liked the atmosphere or felt comfortable in them.

Any meaningful relationship I've ever had always came from meeting a partner at work or school or some other setting.

I don't have a 9 to 5'er and don't go to school and I'm single and getting older and don't know if I'll ever meet that special someone.

It's not an encouraging picture. Being single can really suck.

But there's always hope. In a couple of more decades I plan on taking out a personal ad.

"Extremely generous and attractive octagenarian billionaire with a heart condition and a crate of Viagra seeks female companionship for short term relationship leading to marriage. No pre-nup desired or required."

That might work.

[hyperion]

but do you go over and make contact with them?

No. I want a Jewish girl and a Jewish family, I'm not interested in intermarriage. Although I'm looking for somebody now.

[~Hanna~]

I don't go to clubs or bars.

[IsraeliGovtAreKapos]

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I don't go to clubs or bars.

Why cause the music sucks

[nessuno]

How to spot a single woman.

3 pages and no one has mentioned look for a wedding band or engagement ring !

Being a typical male pig (although not a stinky drunken one), I assume every woman in a club or bar or that type of pick-up setting without obvious male companionship is single.

But I guess it's increasingly popular for the gals to have a 'woman's night out' at the club with their girlfriends when they're actually not available.

I wouldn't know, I've avoided clubs and bars for many years now. Never liked the atmosphere or felt comfortable in them.

Any meaningful relationship I've ever had always came from meeting a partner at work or school or some other setting.

I don't have a 9 to 5'er and don't go to school and I'm single and getting older and don't know if I'll ever meet that special someone.

It's not an encouraging picture. Being single can really suck.

But there's always hope. In a couple of more decades I plan on taking out a personal ad.

"Extremely generous and attractive octagenarian billionaire with a heart condition and a crate of Viagra seeks female companionship for short term relationship leading to marriage. No pre-nup desired or required."

That might work.

That will definitely work.
Look at Larry King.   

[IsraeliGovtAreKapos]

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#1. Why would it even concern you?

#2. Are you making fun of me?

#3. Why would you think I would like hanging out in bars and clubs?

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I don't go to clubs or bars.

Why cause the music sucks

1.) donno really
2.) nope I used to be there once when I was "secular" (such thing doesn't exist in Judaism, a Christian term) and I hated the music
3.) Donno

[pennyjangle]

How to spot a single woman.

3 pages and no one has mentioned look for a wedding band or engagement ring !

Being a typical male pig (although not a stinky drunken one), I assume every woman in a club or bar or that type of pick-up setting without obvious male companionship is single.

But I guess it's increasingly popular for the gals to have a 'woman's night out' at the club with their girlfriends when they're actually not available.

I wouldn't know, I've avoided clubs and bars for many years now. Never liked the atmosphere or felt comfortable in them.

Any meaningful relationship I've ever had always came from meeting a partner at work or school or some other setting.

I don't have a 9 to 5'er and don't go to school and I'm single and getting older and don't know if I'll ever meet that special someone.

It's not an encouraging picture. Being single can really suck.

But there's always hope. In a couple of more decades I plan on taking out a personal ad.

"Extremely generous and attractive octagenarian billionaire with a heart condition and a crate of Viagra seeks female companionship for short term relationship leading to marriage. No pre-nup desired or required."

That might work.

Several friends of mine went to e harmony.......so far their happy.  Octogenarian..............all bull, yes? 

[pennyjangle]

but do you go over and make contact with them?

No. I want a Jewish girl and a Jewish family, I'm not interested in intermarriage. Although I'm looking for somebody now.

  ..........I'm kicking you over the fence to the Jewish singles. Bye

[IsraeliGovtAreKapos]

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but do you go over and make contact with them?

No. I want a Jewish girl and a Jewish family, I'm not interested in intermarriage. Although I'm looking for somebody now.

  ..........I'm kicking you over the fence to the Jewish singles. Bye

Why being nasty?

[pennyjangle]

NOYB

[~Hanna~]

She is not being nasty, you guys are being mean to us....over here commenting and then saying you are not interested.

We are not interested in you, either, so go over there...

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but do you go over and make contact with them?

No. I want a Jewish girl and a Jewish family, I'm not interested in intermarriage. Although I'm looking for somebody now.

  ..........I'm kicking you over the fence to the Jewish singles. Bye

Why being nasty?

[pennyjangle]

Thank You Hanna! 

[IsraeliGovtAreKapos]

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Well isn't it obvious we're not interested?