How to spot a single woman.
3 pages and no one has mentioned look for a wedding band or engagement ring !
Being a typical male pig (although not a stinky drunken one), I assume every woman in a club or bar or that type of pick-up setting without obvious male companionship is single.
But I guess it's increasingly popular for the gals to have a 'woman's night out' at the club with their girlfriends when they're actually not available.
I wouldn't know, I've avoided clubs and bars for many years now. Never liked the atmosphere or felt comfortable in them.
Any meaningful relationship I've ever had always came from meeting a partner at work or school or some other setting.
I don't have a 9 to 5'er and don't go to school and I'm single and getting older and don't know if I'll ever meet that special someone.
It's not an encouraging picture. Being single can really suck.
But there's always hope. In a couple of more decades I plan on taking out a personal ad.
"Extremely generous and attractive octagenarian billionaire with a heart condition and a crate of Viagra seeks female companionship for short term relationship leading to marriage. No pre-nup desired or required."
That might work.
