Kahane-was-right-BT: "
That particular design has freewill, just as the entire species of man was given it. He chooses to degrade himself beneath the dignity of man, but why does that mean he had no creator?!"
JTF being a Civil Rights Organization believing all humanity to be endowed with free will by our Creator, we sent an official JTF reporter to the cell of "the man suspect" and this is what we asked:
"How is it that you, Michael Edwards,
choose to denigrate not only yourself, but also our Creator who designed us and gave us the gift of free will?"
The alleged attacker rolled his eyes, seemingly lost in thought on how best to answer the question.
He started stabbing his lunch of pickled egg and pigs feet sandwich with a long dirt-encrusted fingernail of his left hand pinky finger, scooping out pink and yellow matter which dropped all over the pants of his orange jail issue jumpsuit.
Then, he reached his left arm all the way around the back of his head, and wiped off the mayonnaise behind one of his ears.
I heard him mutter something which sounded like "Yumsave for later!"
Suddenly, his mood seemed to brighten, his face lit up with a broad smirking grin, and "the man suspect" started screeching in a sound which could only be likened to the cacophony one hears when visiting the Monkey House at the Washington, D.C. Zoo:
"Mee no got' uh Cree-atuh!" --
"Mee got's uh' SPRAY-ATUH!" ...
"Mee no got' uh Cree-atuh!" --
"Mee got's uh' SPRAY-ATUH!" ...
"Mee no got' uh Cree-atuh!" --
"Mee got's uh' SPRAY-ATUH!" ...